Medici Croatia: Stunning Seafront Apartment You NEED to See!
Medici Croatia: Stunning Seafront Apartment You NEED to See!
Medici Croatia: Stunning Seafront Apartment You NEED to See! (But Maybe Not Perfect…) 🌊
Okay, buckle up Buttercups, because I just got back from Medici Croatia and I’m still unpacking my feelings… and my suitcase, honestly. This place… it’s got vibes, alright. And not all of them are good vibes, let me tell you! But let's dive into this chaotic review - I'm buzzing, give me a sec to grab another coffee…
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Alright, now we're good to go. Here are my scattered thoughts, in no particular order… Just like my brain after a week of Croatian sunshine.
The Good Stuff (OMG, the Views!)
First things first: that sea view? Sigh. Seriously, it’s the star of the show. You could literally spend your entire vacation just… staring. The balcony – which, thankfully, had a decent terrace space so you could fully soak it in – was the perfect place to sip coffee (or, let's be honest, Prosecco) and just breathe. Every morning the sun would bounce off the Adriatic, and it was pure, unadulterated bliss. Pure. Bliss. I mean, the sound of the waves… I'm getting chills just remembering it.
The apartment itself, and let's call it a stunning seafront for the keywords, was… well, it was what I'd call "well-appointed." You know, nice enough. The air conditioning worked like a charm (thank GOD! Croatia in summer = HOT). And the free Wi-Fi? Hallelujah! Connected pretty darn well! Internet access – wireless was indeed there. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!? Yes! They delivered on this one.
I'll throw it in here: the little touches were appreciated. The bathrobes, slippers, even the complimentary tea and coffee – little things, but they add up, you know? And the daily housekeeping was a lifesaver. I'm not on vacation to do chores.
Accessibility (Kinda, Sorta…):
Okay, so here's where things get a little… bumpy. (And I mean that literally, because the pavement leading to the place… yikes.) The description touted facilities for disabled guests. Now, I don’t need any, but I did notice a lot of stairs in the common areas. Elevator was a huge plus, though. So, this is mixed. It claims to be accessible, but I'd call it… potentially accessible with some caveats. Double-check with the hotel directly, especially if mobility is a concern.
Spa-tastic or Spa-sore?
The spa. Oh, the spa. The brochure promised pure relaxation. The reality? Well, I spent a glorious afternoon melting into a massage. Absolutely divine. Seriously, the masseuse was a magician. I felt like a limp noodle afterward, in the best possible way. I spent almost all afternoon there. Pool with view was beautiful. They didn’t have the body wrap I was looking for, but the sauna and steamroom were lovely. I didn't try the Body scrub, but, I'd recommend it! The hot water linen and laundry washing, that isn't part of the spa, but well done. However, the foot bath was… not great, a bit underwhelming.
Food & Drink (A Rollercoaster of Delight & Disappointment):
Food. The all-important fuel for any vacation. The restaurants on offer had a variety of cuisines. The Western cuisine in restaurant was nice, but the Asian cuisine in restaurant was a bit of a miss. The bar was fun, especially during happy hour. The poolside bar? Essential. But let's talk about the breakfast buffet… it was a decent start to the day. The coffee shop was a godsend every morning. And, you could ask for an Alternative meal arrangement. I enjoyed the bottle of water in the room, and I appreciated the extra long bed (I like my space!). I enjoyed the salad in restaurant, but skip the soup in restaurant!
Now, I’m a very happy vegetarian. But the vegetarian restaurant was not as described. So, a mixed bag, again.
The Quirks & Cracks (Because Nothing's Perfect):
- The Staff: Overwhelmingly lovely, but the language barrier did pop up a couple of times. Also, I'm sure it was just me, but the bellhop seemed to have a thing for my suitcase.
- The Noise: My room, thankfully, was soundproof, but I could still faintly hear the distant music from the poolside bar into the night. It wasn't a deal-breaker, but if you’re a light sleeper, bring earplugs.
- The Little Things: The mini bar was a bit overpriced. The hair dryer was barely functional. And the mirror in the bathroom was a bit wonky. But hey, it’s a vacation, and they had a safety deposit box!
Cleanliness & Safety (Did They Do the Thing?)
I'm a bit of a germaphobe, so I’m always hyper-aware of cleanliness. I'm happy to say the whole place felt clean. The brochure stated Anti-viral cleaning products, it was nice to know! I saw signs of professional-grade sanitizing services everywhere. Rooms sanitized between stays? I believe it. And bonus points for the hand sanitizer dispensers scattered around. Also, they were serious with the Physical distancing of at least 1 meter. I even noticed Daily disinfection in common areas. The Staff trained in safety protocol. And the Cashless payment service! Very modern. Also, I never saw the doctor/nurse on call. I was relieved to see Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms and a Security [24-hour].
Things to Do (Beyond Staring at the Sea):
Okay, so you will spend a lot of time staring at the sea. But when you want to actually do something, there’s plenty nearby. The concierge was very helpful in pointing out nearby attractions & tours. I'm a sucker for a boat trip.
For the Kids:
I didn’t travel with kids, but the hotel seemed very family/child friendly. There’s a babysitting service, which is always a plus.
Overall Verdict:
Look, Medici Croatia isn’t perfect. It’s got its quirks, its imperfections. But that view… that spa… that feeling of being right there on the Adriatic? It’s worth it. It really is.
Would I go back? Absolutely. With a slightly clearer understanding of what to expect, and maybe a stronger grasp of Croatian phrases. Just remember to:
- Prioritize the sea view.
- Pack your own spa products.
- Ask for a room away from the bar if you're a light sleeper.
- Go hungry!
This place is a rollercoaster. And I'm still buzzing.
Rating: 4 out of 5 stars (with a strong emphasis on the view).
Escape to Paradise: Turkuaz Pansiyon, Kas, Turkey - Your Dream Getaway Awaits!Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive HEADFIRST into my totally un-glossy-magazine-ready itinerary for a week in that damn-near-paradise-on-earth, Medici, Croatia. This ain't your polished travel brochure; this is the real, messy, beautiful truth. My name is Sarah, and expect a LOT of exclamation marks, because I'm easily excitable… after coffee.
Medici Meltdown (and Magnificent Moments): A Week of Sun, Sea, and Questionable Decisions
Day 1: Arrival and the Apartment That Stole My Heart (and Possibly My Sanity)
- 06:00 AM - The Pre-Trip Anxiety Ritual: Woke up to a symphony of my own frantic thoughts. Did I pack enough sunscreen? Did I remember my passport? Am I the only person who still struggles with the concept of "travel-sized" toiletries? (Spoiler alert: yes, yes, and probably).
- 08:00 AM - Flight from London to Split: Smooth(-ish) flight, only mild turbulence. Managed to avoid eye contact with the crying baby two rows behind me. Victory!
- 12:00 PM - The Drive to Medici: Picked up the rental car – a tiny, suspiciously red Fiat, which I immediately named "Fiesta." The drive? Utterly breathtaking. Think: sparkling turquoise waters, dramatic cliffside roads, and the overwhelming urge to pull over every five seconds to take a photo. Which, naturally, I did. (Sorry, Fiesta, for the delays.)
- 02:00 PM - Apartment Nirvana! Okay, so "beautiful apartment near sea and beach" doesn't quite capture it. This place? This place was MAGICAL. Seriously. Picture this: a balcony practically dangling over the Adriatic, the sound of waves whispering sweet nothings, and… oh god, the view! It could rival any resort, if not surpassed it. I think I spent a solid hour just standing there, mouth agape, and I almost didn't unpack. Almost.
- 03:00 PM - First Swim! (And Instant Regret): Raced down to the beach. The clarity of the water… mind-blowing! Dove right in, feeling like a mermaid. Then the cold shock hit. Mother of pearl, the water was freezing! Spent the next ten minutes shivering and muttering curses under my breath. But hey, at least I’m alive, so I guess it's worth it.
- 06:00 PM - Supermarket Shenanigans: Attempted a grocery run, armed with my (terrible) Croatian phrasebook. Let’s just say I ended up accidentally buying an entire watermelon the size of my head and a jar of something that may have been pickled… something.
- 07:30 PM - Sunset Dinner on the Balcony: Crumbled a cheap baguette, some slices of cheese, grapes, and a bottle of local wine. Watched the sun melt into the Adriatic, painting the sky in fiery hues. Couldn't help but feel like I’d stumbled into a perfect movie scene. Maybe, just maybe, I could get used to this.
- 09:00 PM - Fell Asleep to the Sound of Waves: Total bliss. Didn’t even need a sleep aid.
Day 2: The Beach Bum Life (and a Near-Disaster with a Kayak)
- 08:00 AM - Coffee and Balcony Zen: Coffee, view, and the blissful silence of the morning. Pure. Magic.
- 09:00 AM - Beach Day Extravaganza: Committed to being a beach bum. Sunscreen (this time, I swear!), book, and a towel. And… I felt like the ultimate champion.
- 11:00 AM - Kayak Fiasco: Rented a kayak. Thought, “How hard can it be?” Turns out, ridiculously hard. I paddled in circles for a solid half hour, nearly capsized (multiple times), and may have sworn at the Adriatic at one point. Eventually, I managed to get some forward motion… but only in a direction that took me further from the beach. Luckily, a local fisherman, who looked like he’d wrestled a bear in his youth, rescued me. Humiliation level: Expert.
- 01:00 PM - Seafood Lunch, Beachfront: I needed to treat myself after all that physical exertion. Found a little restaurant right on the beach. Grilled fish, fries, and ice-cold local beer. So good, it almost erased the kayak trauma. (Almost.)
- 03:00 PM - Naptime: Absolutely crucial.
- 06:00 PM - Wandering the Town: Medici is a tiny place. I spent an hour strolling through it, getting lost on purpose in the winding lanes, and trying to absorb its peaceful, sun-soaked vibes.
- 07:00 PM - Dinner at Konoba (Tavern), Local Cuisine: Tried the peka (meat and vegetables cooked under a bell-shaped lid). Mind-blowing! The hospitality, the food, the whole ambience… perfection.
- 09:00 PM - Star Gazing on the Balcony: No light pollution here, so the sky was absolutely filled with stars. Incredible.
Day 3: A Day Trip to Omiš and the Cetina River Gorge (Adventure!)
- 09:00 AM - Road Trip! Fiesta, here we go again, this time to Omiš.
- 10:00 AM - Omiš Town Exploration: Quaint, historic town at the mouth of the Cetina River. Climbed the fortress Mirabela for incredible views. Felt like a warrior.
- 12:00 PM - Canyon Ziplining! This is what dreams are made of. Okay, maybe not dreams, more like sweaty palms. But it was INCREDIBLE! Soaring over the Cetina River Gorge, the water shimmering far below… pure adrenaline rush. I screamed. A lot. Sorry, fellow zipliners.
- 02:00 PM - Lunch in the Canyon: Found a little spot in a quaint little restaurant where we got fresh river trout. I may have been a bit worried it was fresh out of the river from the ziplining, but the food was great.
- 04:00 PM - Back to Medici, Beach Time: Needed to recover from all that adrenaline.
- 07:00 PM - Dinner: Pasta and Pesto. I attempt to master the art of cooking in the apartment. Mostly successful, even though the pasta tasted a little bit… watery.
Day 4: Hvar Island (or, How I Nearly Missed the Ferry)
- 07:00 AM - Wake-Up Call (of Panic): Realized I hadn’t actually booked my ferry to Hvar. Panicked. Raced online, managed to snag a last-minute ticket. Whew!
- 09:00 AM - Ferry to Hvar Town: Journey was smooth, and the islands were so beautiful.
- 11:00 AM - Hvar Town Exploration: So charming! Narrow streets, stone buildings, and a vibrant harbor. Made a mental note to win the lottery and buy a house there.
- 01:00 PM - Lunch & People-Watching: Had lunch at a little restaurant overlooking the harbor. Perfect for people-watching. Observed a couple arguing over a gelato flavor, a man who forgot to put on sunscreen, and a woman who was about to slip on a pebble.
- 03:00 PM - Climbing the Fortress Hike up to the Španjola Fortress for even more stunning views, it's totally worth it.
- 05:00 PM Ferry Back to Split: So much to see and so little time.
- 07:00 PM - Dinner in Hvar Town: The best seafood was served.
- 09:00 PM - Party Time! Dance. Drink. Repeat.
Day 5: Relaxation and Reflection
- 09:00 AM - Late Sleep In: I should be embarrassed.
- 10:00 AM - Beach Time: A book and the sun.
- 12:00 PM - Hike: I was able to take in a beautiful hike to the top of the sea for a magnificent view.
- 02:00 PM - Lunch: This time I cooked for myself, it wasn't great.
- 04:00 PM - Journal Time: I sat on the balcony and wrote about my experience so far, I was overwhelmed on how great this trip has been so far.
- 07:00 PM - Romantic Dinner: I was able to go out for a fantastic meal to celebrate the week, it felt that I had some much-needed fun.
Day 6: The Blue Cave (and My Battle with Seasickness)
- 08:00 AM - Boat Trip Departure: Signed up for a boat excursion to the Blue Cave and other islands – totally worth it.
- 10:00 AM - The Blue Cave: The moment I'd been
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