Escape to Paradise: La Aldea De La Selva Lodge Awaits in Iguazu!
Escape to Paradise: La Aldea De La Selva Lodge Awaits in Iguazu!
Escape to Paradise: La Aldea De La Selva Lodge - My Iguazu Jungle Jaunt (A Slightly Chaotic Review)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a trip to La Aldea De La Selva Lodge in Iguazu and let me tell you, it was WILD. Like, jungle-wild. This review? It's gonna be wild too. Buckle up.
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Accessibility - Or, My Wheelchair's Jungle Jamboree (Mostly!)
So, let's rip the band-aid off. I, uh, ahem, use a wheelchair. And the accessibility… well, it was… present. Let's say that. They do have facilities for disabled guests, which is a HUGE plus. The elevator? Bless its mechanical heart, it worked. Finding the ramps and navigating the grounds was… an adventure. Let's just say I had a few close encounters with some very enthusiastic tree roots.
The rooms themselves (more on that later) were, for the most part accessible, with wider doorways and grab bars. But some pathways… yeah, forget about it. Bring your stamina, and maybe a trail guide.
(Emotional Reaction Alert: Honestly, the uneven paths were a bit of a pain in the… well, you get the idea. I had to call for help a couple of times, but the staff were always super helpful, which really saved the day.)
On-Site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges - Fueling the Adventure
Okay, the good news: the main restaurant was accessible! Yay! Now, the not-so-good news? Navigating the buffet (more on the food later…) with a tray and a wheelchair in a crowded area was like a competitive sport. I think I made it work… eventually? There were ramps, so at least I could get up to the buffet and get any food I required.
Internet - Connecting to Civilization (Sometimes)
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Hallelujah! (Yes, I’m easily pleased.) And in the public areas, too. The reality? Let's just say the jungle gods might have been hogging the bandwidth some days. It's not like Internet access – LAN. Which, it did have, but I'm not here to plug in a LAN cable. It's 2024, people!
(Quirky Observation: I swear at one point I could watch a sloth be more successful at uploading a picture…)
Things to Do - From Relaxation to Full-On Jungle Fever (And My Take on the Body Scrub)
Oh man, the "things to do" list is STACKED.
Relaxation: They have the spa/sauna and a steamroom!
- They also have a spa, and Body scrub! I gave the body scrub a go. It was… intense. The spa was good, the sauna too. The steamroom was… steamy. Really steamy. I felt like a well-marinated vegetable.
- Pool with view, and swimming pool [outdoor]. The swimming pool was fantastic. Absolutely gorgeous.
Fitness/Health: They have a Fitness center; (I did not conquer this, I was busy battling tree roots), and a Gym/fitness.
Other activities: they also have a Foot bath.
More on the "Relaxation" Factor (My Chaotic Spa Ramble):
Alright, so I'm wandering around, trying to find the spa. (This jungle layout, I swear). I get there, sign up for the body scrub. The lady who does the scrub? Super nice, but the room… it was like a tiny, humid cave. At first, it was great. Then I started to feel like I was shedding layers of city stress. I felt great afterwards. Then the feeling wore off, slowly. Back to battling tree roots.
(Opinionated Language Warning: The pool view, though? Chef's kiss. Unreal views. And the steam room? Pure, unadulterated, sweat-inducing bliss. Just… maybe don’t plan on working afterwards.)
Cleanliness and Safety - Because, Let's face it, We Live in a World of Germs
You’re covered here. Anti-viral cleaning products, check. Daily disinfection in common areas, check, Hot water linen and laundry washing, check. Rooms sanitized between stays, check.
(Emotional Reaction: I’m a little germaphobic, so this was a HUGE comfort. Seriously, I felt GOOD knowing they were on top of things.)
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - My Stomach's Iguazu Adventure
The food! Okay, so they have a Buffet in restaurant, with Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, and a vegetarian restaurant. They also have Restaurants with A la carte in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, and Soupe in restaurant. And don't forget the Coffee/tea in restaurant, and a coffee shop, and snacks bar!
Breakfast was a highlight. Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, with Western breakfast. I’m a sucker for a good buffet. And who doesn't love some scrambled eggs and bacon?
(Imperfection Alert: I definitely overate at breakfast. Every. Single. Day.)
The main restaurant had a good mix of international and Argentinian dishes, and I managed to find some delicious desserts in restaurant and Happy hour!
(Quirky Observation: They had these tiny little bottles of hot sauce. I think I might have consumed my weight in them.)
Services and Conveniences - From Luggage to Laundry
Air conditioning in public area, check. Concierge, check. Currency exchange, check. Daily housekeeping, check. Dry cleaning, Laundry service, check. Meeting/banquet facilities, and meetings, also a check. Gift/souvenir shop, check.
(Opinionated Language: The concierge was a lifesaver. They knew about the best local restaurants, the best way to get around and were all amazing.)
Rooms - My Home Sweet Jungle Habitat
Available in all rooms, air conditioning, alarm clock, bathtobes, bathroom phone, bathtub, black out curtains, carpeting, coffee/tea maker, complimentary tea, etc.
The standard room was comfortable and nicely decorated, with all the essentials. I loved the Balconies/terrace, and The sofa was great for reading. I needed to sleep. The bed was great, lots of pillows.
(Emotional Reaction: The room was a great place to relax at the end of a long day of exploring, and it was comfortable but not luxurious.)
For the Kids - Jungle Fun for the Little Ones
The lodge is very family/child friendly, there are Kids facilities, there is a Babysitting service, and even Kids meal.
Getting Around - Navigating the Jungle and Beyond
Airport transfer was available. Car park [free of charge], and Car park [on-site]. I was happy to park easily. I would recommend the Taxi service or Valet parking, and taking a lift somewhere would be easy.
(Rambling Note: Okay, I need to emphasize that the staff were always helpful. They really did try their best to make things work.)
In Conclusion - Worth the Trip? (Absolutely!)
La Aldea De La Selva Lodge? I loved it. It isn’t perfect – accessibility could be improved – but the location, the staff, the food… it all created a truly memorable experience. You'll have an amazing time.
(Final Thoughts, Slightly Disheveled: My advice? Go! Embrace the wildness, the potential for minor inconveniences, and the sheer beauty of Iguazu. And maybe pack some extra shoe insoles for those jungle paths… you know, just in case.)
Escape to Paradise: HOTEL AreaOne SAKAIMINATO MARINA Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercup, because this isn't your Grandma's spreadsheet travel plan. We're going to La Aldea De La Selva Lodge in Puerto Iguazu, Argentina, and it's gonna be…well, it's gonna be something. This is a messy, real-world, opinionated, possibly slightly hysterical account of what might happen. Consider this the opposite of a perfectly curated Instagram feed.
La Aldea De La Selva: My Brain on Jungle Fever (and Probably Mosquito Bites)
Day 1: Arrival and the "Oh My God, I Actually Got Here" Face
- Morning (Chaos O'Clock): Okay, so I landed. Argentina. Didn't die on the plane. Minor victory. Finding the transfer van… let's just say my Spanish vocabulary peaked at "Hola" and "Gracias" and the driver seemed to be fluent in "Mumble-Jumble That Sounds Like My Aunt Mildred Trying to Describe a Sock". We eventually figured it out – mostly thanks to the universal language of exasperated hand gestures.
- Afternoon (Aldea Arrival and the "Is This Real Life?!" Moment): The lodge. Oh. My. God. Photos don't do it justice. Think Tarzan's treehouse meets five-star hotel. Lush, green, humid… my hair immediately frizzed up to a degree I didn’t know was possible. The air smelled of damp earth and the promise of adventure. I stumbled out of the lobby, eyes wide.
- A rambling aside: The moment I set foot in the lobby, I knew I wanted to book a massage. Seriously, weeks of travel and the first things I saw was a massage place (ok, a spa). The whole world in that moment was about me and my weary muscles, and was that a good way to start a trip or what?!
- Late Afternoon (The Pool of Bliss and the Dreaded First Mosquito): Dipped into the pool. Sweet, sweet relief from the heat. Swam until my toes pruned. Bliss. Then… ZzzzzzZT! Damn it. The first mosquito bite. This is going to be a thing, isn't it?
- Evening (Dinner and the "I'm Already Obsessed" Phase): Dinner at the lodge restaurant. Absolutely devoured EVERYTHING. The food… the flavours… they were a symphony on my tongue. A local wine that I'm fairly sure was fermented by angels. Then, the sounds of the jungle at night. Crickets chirping, unseen creatures rustling through the undergrowth. I felt like I was living in a National Geographic documentary. Totally hooked. Absolutely and utterly hooked. Booked the night walk for tomorrow, even though I'm terrified of spiders. Send help.
Day 2: Iguazu Falls – The Sublime and the Slightly Panicked
- Morning (The Iguazu Express- I mean, Bus): The bus ride to the falls. Okay, first, I am so not a bus person. But, like, the views from the bus were incredible. The sheer amount of green. It's overwhelming in the best possible way.
- Mid-Morning (Falls Faceplant): The falls. OH. MY. GOD. They are… overwhelming. Pictures don't do them justice. The sheer power. The roar. The mist. The rainbows. I swear I actually teared up a little. It's like nature's own IMAX. The Devil's Throat was… well, hell. In a spectacular, breathtaking, possibly life-altering way.
- Opinionated interlude: Seriously, if you don't feel something when you see Iguazu Falls, you might want to check your pulse. It's impossible not to be moved. It's humbling. It’s a reminder of your insignificance in the grand scheme of things… in the best possible way. I had to sit down.
- Afternoon (Hiking and the "Is That a Jaguar?!? Nope, Just a Capybara"): Hiked the trails. Saw monkeys (adorable!), butterflies (stunning!), and a very grumpy-looking coati. Almost convinced myself I saw a jaguar. Turns out it was a capybara (cute, but not quite the heart-stopping thrill I'd imagined). Took about 100 pictures, lost count.
- Evening (Night Walk… and Existential Dread): The night walk. Oh, the night walk. The guide, bless his heart, tried to calm my nerves. We saw… well, mostly heard. The jungle at night is alive with noises. I was convinced something was going to eat me. I swear I saw eyes glowing in the darkness. It was spooky, thrilling, and totally terrifying. I didn't sleep a wink, and I'm fairly sure I saw at least three spiders bigger than my face.
Day 3: Relaxation and Reproaches
- Morning (Spa Day, and my salvation): The Spa. Hours later, I emerged, refreshed, rejuvenated, and feeling like a new human. The whole day was spent in the spa- a true relaxation. I had a full body massage, a facial, and mani-pedi. Pure bliss.
- Rant time! I want to marry the masseuse. She's given me a new life! (Okay, maybe dramatic). It was seriously the best treatment I've ever had in my life, and she gave me tips on how to keep my skin healthy after all the sun exposure.
- Afternoon (Pool Time): Back to the pool. This time, with a book and a sense of peacefulness. The jungle hummed around me, and I was just… content.
- Evening (Dinner and the Afterthoughts): Packing. I have to go home, and after my spa day my body is rejecting the idea of leaving! I already love this lodge! I have to come back!
- Late evening (one last memory before bed): On the balcony, I saw it once again. The Iguazu Falls in my mind. I love how alive nature is, and am glad I learned so much.
Day 4: The Sad Departure and the "I'll Be Back" Promise
- Morning (Farewell to Paradise): Drag myself out of bed, stuff my bags, and try to mentally prepare for leaving. Breakfast was… well, perfect, of course. I stood there, taking one last long look at the jungle, and I have decided I will come back.
- Departure (Hasta la vista, Aldea!): The ride back to the airport was long, and I already missed the Aldea! Everything was so perfect! It was probably one of the best trips I've ever been on!
This is just a fragment of the experience, of course. There were probably a thousand mini-dramas, moments of pure joy, mosquito bites, and enough food to feed a small army. But this is the truth. This is how it felt. And honestly? I wouldn't have it any other way. This trip was messier, realer, and more amazing than I could ever have imagined. I'll be back, Aldea de la Selva. You can count on it.
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Okay, so "Escape to Paradise: La Aldea De La Selva Lodge Awaits" – is it *actually* paradise? Because let's be real, advertising lies.
What *exactly* is La Aldea De La Selva Lodge like? I see photos, but they always lie… somewhat.
The falls… the *main* event. How easy is it to get to Iguazu Falls from the lodge? Is it a pain the backside?
What if I'm terrified of bugs? Because, let's be real, there's a lot of jungle.
Is the food any good? I'm a foodie. I have standards.
What are some things to do besides just stare at waterfalls? I don't know how long I can stare at waterfalls, ya know?
Is it really a good place to, like, *disconnect*? No, like, seriously, can I escape my phone?
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