Pagudpud Reborn: Ilocos Norte's Paradise Transformed!
Pagudpud Reborn: Ilocos Norte's Paradise Transformed!
Pagudpud Reborn: Paradise? More Like a Work in Progress with a View! (My Exhaustive, Honest, and Probably Over-the-Top Review)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea (or maybe the basi, the local Ilocano wine, depending on how this review goes) on Pagudpud Reborn: Ilocos Norte's Paradise Transformed!. They call it paradise transformed, and while the transformation is definitely happening, "smooth sailing" isn't exactly the phrase that springs to mind. Let's just say it's a place with immense potential, and I've got the tan lines (and the slightly singed nerves) to prove it.
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Accessibility: A Mixed Bag (and My Wheelchair Dreams):
Okay, let's be real: if you're relying on a wheelchair, Pagudpud Reborn isn't exactly fully prepped for you. They claim to have facilities for disabled guests, and some areas seemed like they might be okay-ish, but I didn't see a dedicated ramp for the main swimming pool, which, frankly, is criminal. While they have elevators in some buildings, I felt like I was walking through a construction site (which, to be fair, I probably was, considering the "reborn" part). My opinion? They’re trying, and that's something, but they've got a ways to go. More concrete examples of accessible options would improve the accessibility category.
On-site accessible restaurants/lounges - limited, but I saw more options than in a certain other part of the resort.
Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services, Wi-Fi in public areas, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!: The Battle for Bandwidth:
"Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" they proclaimed. Bless. It was there, a ghost in the machine, flickering in and out like a dying firefly. In the public areas, it was slightly more reliable, which was a lifesaver when I needed to update my Instagram with the obligatory bikini shot. In my room? Let's just say I did a lot of contemplating the meaning of life while waiting for a simple email to load. My tip: If you need to work, consider tethering to your phone. Lan connection - there's such a thing?
Things to Do, Ways to Relax, and My Near-Death Experience with a Body Wrap:
This is where Pagudpud Reborn really starts to shine, or at least, glimmer. The Swimming Pool [outdoor] is phenomenal, a shimmering turquoise expanse that beckons you to dive in. The Pool with view is indeed amazing. Spa/sauna - definitely a plus. They also have a Steamroom -- excellent. Plus a foot bath!
I was so excited to try the Body wrap! I envisioned myself as a reborn Aphrodite, emerging from the treatment room, glistening and perfect. Instead, the wrap got a little too enthusiastic, and before I knew it, I was swaddled tighter than a burrito, frantically waving my arms (and practically choking on essential oils). My immediate thought? "Is this supposed to be relaxing??" (It wasn't). The masseuse was lovely, though, and she got me out of the wrap eventually, which was the most emotional spa experience I've ever had. I ended up in the Sauna -- and it was heavenly after my wrap-induced horror. They have a Gym/fitness center… if hitting the treadmill after that is what you need.
You can get a Massage, shout out to the masseuses and the pool by the way. Also, a Fitness center with a view of the ocean is always a win.
Cleanliness and Safety: The COVID-19 Factor (and My Obsessive Hand Sanitizer Use):
Okay, this is where Pagudpud Reborn seriously earns its stripes. This is a big deal. They take COVID seriously. I'm a germaphobe (I'm not admitting it, but I am), and I was genuinely impressed. They have Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Rooms sanitized between stays. Hand sanitizer stations were everywhere. They provided Individually-wrapped food options, and the staff, trained in safety protocol, were masked and vigilant. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter was (mostly) observed. They’ve also got Safe dining setup, which made what eating out as okay. There was even Sanitized kitchen and tableware items.
My emotional response? Okay, I felt safe. I appreciated the effort. I could actually relax a little, knowing they were taking things seriously. Bonus points.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure (with Occasional Hiccups):
The food situation is… well, varied. They have a bunch of Restaurants and Coffee shop. The A la carte in restaurant is okay and the Buffet in restaurant is where I think the fun is; The Breakfast [buffet] is Breakfast [buffet]. The Asian breakfast is really Asian. If that's your thing… they have the Asian cuisine in restaurant! They also had… Western cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant options.
My advice?: Lower your expectations, especially when it comes to fine dining. But hey, grab a drink at the Poolside bar, catch the Happy hour, and you'll be fine.
Services and Conveniences: The Good, the Bad, and the Occasionally Baffling:
They've got a decent amount of "services and conveniences" and the staff is always there to help. The daily housekeeping was excellent. The concierge was helpful, at least when they weren't swamped. The Elevator was my best friend, especially after that body wrap incident. I needed my Ironing service and was pleased. Doorman, Car park [free of charge] and Luggage storage -- all good.
For the Kids: Did I See Any?
Uh, yeah. They’re Family/child friendly. They have Babysitting service; I saw kids everywhere, and they seemed to be having a blast.
Getting Around: Navigating with a Smile (and a Car That May or May Not Start)
They offer Airport transfer and Car park [on-site]. I took a taxi; no issues. Valet parking: also worked.
Available in all rooms: My Home Away From Home (or Not):
The rooms are generally well-equipped with Air conditioning and Air conditioning in public area. Free bottled water is a nice touch, as is the Coffee/tea maker. The Slippers are comfy. The Wake-up service worked, at least until the Wi-Fi crapped out. They have Non-smoking rooms -- that's a win. They have Bathroom phone.
The biggest annoyance? Depending on which room you get, the view can be stunning, or it can be… a construction site. (Remember the "reborn" thing?) The Soundproofing could be improved.
The Verdict: Paradise? Almost.
Pagudpud Reborn is a work in progress, no doubt about it. But the bones are good. The view is spectacular. The staff is (mostly) lovely. The COVID safety measures are top-notch. And hey, even my terrifying body wrap experience makes for a good story, right?
Rating: 3.75 stars. They could be so much better.
Urban Elephant: Cape Town's BEST Kept Secret (Bree St Gem!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to embark on a Pagudpud odyssey. Forget those pristine itineraries you see online. This is the real deal, folks. This is messy, chaotic, and probably riddled with typos because, well, I'm human.
Pagudpud: The Love-Hate Affair (and my Attempt to Make Sense of It)
Day 1: Arrival and Existential Beach Crisis
- 8:00 AM: Landed in Laoag (God bless Cebu Pacific, even if their snacks are questionable), then the dreaded van transfer to Pagudpud. It's like… forever on those roads. The scenery is beautiful though, even if it's also making me motion sick.
- 11:00 AM: Check-in at Casa Consuelo. Okay, this place is kinda cute in a slightly-run-down-rustic kind of way. The view from the veranda? Stunning. But then I saw the ants marching across my bed. Ant buddies, welcome to vacation!
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at Kapuluan Vista Resort. I mean, the infinity pool is Instagrammable, I can't argue with that, The food, on the other hand, was meh. The view, though… it's like the ocean is trying to hypnotize you. Spent a good chunk of time feeling existential dread. Are we all just tiny specks on a giant blue marble? Do pineapples belong on pizza? Deep thoughts, man, deep thoughts.
- 2:00 PM: Bantay Abot Cave. A cave! I love caves. This one’s cool and I even got a decent picture. But… the crowd? It was a battle of elbow-to-elbow to take the perfect photo here.
- 4:00 PM: Saud Beach. Okay, Saud Beach, you magnificent creature. The sand IS pristine. The water IS crystal clear. I spent the next two hours just staring out at the water, contemplating the meaning of life (again). Got a bit burnt. Sunscreen is SO important!
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at a random eatery recommended by a local. Some local Ilocano dishes. And I didn’t like it as much as I hoped. Ordered some grilled fish, and OMG, the bone structure of the fish was so complex and it took so much time to eat it. I still felt hungry.
Day 2: Wind, Waves, and Existential Hope
- 8:00 AM: Awoke to the sound of the waves. Which is lovely, unless you're hungover from last night.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast at Casa Consuelo. The ants are still around. Added some extra coffee- it's needed after last night’s adventures.
- 10:00 AM: Bangui Windmills. Yep, the famous windmills. They’re impressive, even if you’re not a wind turbine aficionado. Felt a bit like a scene from a sci-fi movie.
- 11:00 AM: Patapat Bridge. Great for photos. It’s just a bridge, but it hugs the coastline so beautifully. I saw a couple of kids trying to sell something there, felt bad that I had no change and couldn’t buy anything.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at a small carinderia (small, local eatery). The food? A bit better than my last one. But the conversations with the locals, about the life here and the best spots to go. That was gold.
- 2:00 PM: Blue Lagoon. This is the place. The water is that perfect turquoise, and I spent a good time just splashing around. I finally let myself just be. Forgot about everything. The beach? Magical.
- 4:00 PM: Surfing Lesson. Did I mention I'm TERRIBLE at surfing? I’m not a good surfer, I kept falling off! But it’s pure, unadulterated fun. The instructor was patient, even when I ate sand. And hey, I stood up for about three seconds. Victory!
- 6:00 PM: Seafood dinner at a beachfront restaurant. The sunset was INSANE. The food was okay, the company was great. And I realised… this chaos? This mess? This is exactly what I needed. This is what a vacation should be.
Day 3: Farewell, Pagudpud! (Until next time, maybe…)
- 8:00 AM: One last sunrise, one last look at the sea, and a quick battle with the ants.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast – same place, still has ants.
- 10:00 AM: Packing. The most tiring thing!
- 11:00 AM: Checking out. Said goodbye to my ant buddies. See you again!
- 12:00 PM: Back to Laoag and the long journey home.
Quirky Observations and Rambles:
- The Ilocanos are incredibly friendly. They’ll chat with you about anything, and the food is not bad.
- Dust. There’s always dust. It's a part of the scenery.
- The wind is relentless. Pack a hat.
- Don’t expect luxury. Embrace the “rustic charm.” (Read: slightly falling apart, but full of character).
- I still have no idea if pineapples belong on pizza.
Emotional Reactions:
- Frustration: Traffic, tourist traps.
- Joy: The beaches, the surfing, the sunsets!!!
- Existential Angst: Repeatedly contemplating the meaning of life.
- Love: The feeling there and the locals, and the beauty.
- Resignation: Ants. Will always be ants.
Final Verdict:
Pagudpud is a mixed bag. It's not perfect. It's not always comfortable. But it's beautiful, raw, and unforgettable. Would I go back? Absolutely. Would I pack more sunscreen and fewer expectations? Definitely. This is a place that makes you feel something, even if that something is just… confused. But hey, isn't that what travel is all about? Travel is messy. Live it.
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Pagudpud Reborn: FAQ - Because Seriously, Where Do I Even START?
Okay, Pagudpud. Reborn? What's the actual deal? Is it some kind of… zombie apocalypse reboot? Because I packed a whole lotta bug spray.
Haha! No zombies, thankfully (though sometimes the crowds feel a *little* undead). "Reborn" is just the marketing spin. Pretty much, they're trying to make Pagudpud even BETTER than before, which, let's be honest, was already pretty darn amazing. Think of it as a facelift for paradise. They're sprucing things up, improving infrastructure, and trying to, ya know, avoid letting the place turn into another Boracay. And by "they," I mean the local government, the businesses… and anyone with a pair of eyes and a sense of wonder (or at least a strong desire for a decent Instagram pic).
Is it *actually* improved? I saw some pictures online, and, well, they looked… staged. Like a glossy magazine cover with the dirt swept under the beach.
Okay, I'll be blunt. Some of it is definitely polished! The roads are (mostly) smoother. There are more Insta-worthy cafes popping up, serving fancy coffee that, frankly, sometimes tastes like they forgot the coffee part. I swear, I’ve spent more on lattes in Pagudpud than I do on groceries back home, and that's a serious crime against my bank account. But! And this is a BIG BUT, the improvements *are* real. The trash situation is (mostly) under control. The service, while still "Philippine-style" with all its endearing quirks, seems a teensy bit more efficient. BUT - I saw a guy trying to haggle the price of a *coconut* at a roadside stall for like an hour. So progress is slow. And sometimes, the "reborn" feels like a very thin coat of paint over the same old issues... which makes me love it more.
What's the best time to go? I HATE crowds more than I hate airport food.
Oh, you and me both, friend. The best time? Definitely *not* during peak season (Holy Week, Christmas, etc.). That's when you'll be battling for space on the beach, waiting in excruciating lines, and paying prices that would make a sheikh blush. Shoulder seasons (March-May, October-November) are your goldilocks zone. The weather's generally good, the crowds are manageable, and the prices are a little more, shall we say, *pleasant*. Or, if you're REALLY adventurous, try visiting during the off-season (June-September – typhoon season). You risk rain, yes, but you might have the entire beach to yourself. Just pack a really good raincoat and a healthy dose of YOLO. Just don't blame me if the waves swallow you whole.
Okay, beaches. Spill the beans! Which ones are actually worth my time and a sunburn?
Alright, beaches. Let's break it down.
- Saud Beach: The classic. Long, white sand, and the water is usually calm. Is it perfect? No, it can get a bit crowded, but it's still gorgeous. The water is a stunning color, and it's easy to swim.
- Blue Lagoon: Okay, this one might be a victim of its own fame. Still beautiful, but it's become *very* popular. Expect a bit of a party atmosphere. The waves are decent, so it's great for beginner surfers. But honestly? The last time I was there, I spent more time dodging selfie sticks than actually enjoying the view. It's worth *seeing*, but don't expect solitude. I feel bad for the Lagoon, it was probably lovely before Instagram.
- Maira-ira Beach (Pagudpud White Rock Beach): Ok, the wind here is STRONG. The waves smash. So I took a day trip here to find a rock I could sit on and just stare at the furious water. It was the most cathartic experience in my life. I was just me and the rocks and the waves, and for an hour or so, time vanished. I was absolutely miserable the entire time, absolutely freezing, but it was the best thing ever. It really makes you feel small and insignificant. And the pebbles are *everywhere*. Bring water shoes.
- Other Beaches: There are others! Explore! Find your own secret spot! But be warned: some are a bit rough around the edges, and the amenities might be, um, basic. But hey, that's part of the adventure, right? Just pack some tissues. (And a good book. And sunscreen. And a change of clothes. And a... well, you get the idea.)
Food! I need food! Where should I eat? My stomach is a bottomless pit of hunger.
Ah, the most important question! I'm a professional eater, you know. Okay, not really, but I DO love food.
- For local grub: Look for the little *carinderias* (small, family-run eateries). They serve up the authentic stuff – *pinakbet*, *bagnet*, *sinanglaw*… prepare your taste buds for an explosion of flavor. Find a place that's packed with locals; that's usually a good sign.
- For fancy-ish dining (and let's be honest, Instagram-worthy meals): Check out some of the newer restaurants. The quality is improving, but prices often don't reflect the quality, so be prepared to pay a little more.
- For fresh seafood: Absolutely, positively, go to the market and buy your own fish and have a seaside restaurant cook it to your specifications for a small extra fee. You can find vendors on the main road; just be prepared to haggle. The fish is fresh, the portions are generous, and the view is, you guessed it, amazing.
- Warning! Be wary of tourist traps. Places that cater exclusively to foreigners often sacrifice quality for convenience. And your wallet will weep. Seriously.
Is it easy to get around? Or am I going to be stranded with just a rogue coconut and a fading tan?
Getting around is... well, it's an adventure. The best and most common way is riding a tricycle, and if the driver is friendly, you just might find yourself going wherever you want, especially if the roads are fine. You can also rent a motorbike, which is a great way to explore the area. But be careful! The roads can be a bit… challenging, especially if you're not used to them, or if you’ve had just a *little* too much San Miguel. And traffic, well, traffic is... a concept. It's a dance, a negotiation, an experience. And you might get stuck behind a tractor. A lot. Just embrace the chaos! Pack some patience, a good navigation app, and maybe a sense of humor. And try to learn a few basic phrases in Ilocano. "Agyamanak" (thank you) usually goes a long way. Or you have an idea of a good and long chat on the way, and a nice tip on the end.
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