Gangneung Getaway: St. Johns Hotel's Unbelievable Luxury Awaits!
Gangneung Getaway: St. Johns Hotel's Unbelievable Luxury Awaits!
Gangneung Getaway: St. Johns Hotel - Where Luxury Meets… Well, Reality! (My Unfiltered Rant and Rave)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea (and possibly some soju) on the St. Johns Hotel in Gangneung. This place bills itself as an “unbelievable luxury” escape, and honestly? It almost delivers. But lemme tell you, it’s not all perfectly sculpted abs and shimmering infinity pools. There are some hiccups. Some glorious, hilarious, slightly frustrating hiccups.
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First Impressions (and a Minor Panic Attack)
Pulling up to the St. Johns, the sheer scale of the place hits you. It’s massive. Like, "could-get-lost-for-days" massive. The exterior is sleek and modern, all glass and angles, promising a level of polish I secretly crave (and simultaneously fear). Valet parking? Check. Instant, smooth check-in? Not quite. There was a slight… snafu with my reservation. Turns out my name is apparently very common in Korea. Cue the flustered front desk staff, who handled it with impressive grace and efficiency while I awkwardly mumbled about my "unique" passport. The Concierge was a godsend, though, navigating me through the hotel's maze-like corridors and pointing me toward my room. (Bless their hearts, the Elevator situation was surprisingly good, which I appreciated).
Room Revelations (The Good, the Bad, and the Surprisingly Comfortable)
My room? Oh, my room! It was… well, it was definitely luxurious. I mean, the Air Conditioning worked like a CHAMP. A whole lotta "ahhhh" ensued. The ocean view? Breathtaking. Seriously, the Blackout Curtains were my best friend come sunrise, and the vastness of the East Sea stretched out before me like a giant, inviting blue blanket. The Internet access – wireless (Wi-Fi) was free and surprisingly strong, which was a lifesaver for posting my envy-inducing photos (and, let's be real, working a little).
Oh, and the bed? It was a cloud. An extra long bed cloud of pure, fluffy bliss. I sunk into it, practically melting. All of the amenities are truly amazing ( coffee/tea maker , a well-stocked mini bar , soft bathrobes, and a hair dryer that actually didn't fry my hair) and the complimentary tea was a nice touch.
But… and there’s always a “but.” My shower, although a separate shower/bathtub situation, had a slight tendency to flood the bathroom if the water pressure was too high. Minor inconvenience, I know, but it added a certain rustic charm, I guess? The non-smoking rooms were a blessing, and the smoke detectors were comforting. Good planning on the hotel's part.
**Accessibility & Beyond (A Mixed Bag) **
Now, this is where things get interesting. The St. Johns claims to be accessible, and they've made a decent effort. You know, the Facilities for disabled guests are a welcome plus, and there are Elevator and ramp access throughout. They also have a couple's room with a special shower. But, and this is a big BUT, some areas could use some tweaking. The paths to the Swimming pool [outdoor] and the beach are a bit of a hike, and the signage could be clearer. If you have mobility issues, definitely double-check with the hotel beforehand.
Things to Do (and Where I Got Lost)
Okay, so the real reason you come to this hotel is for the… stuff. Let’s start with the Swimming Pool. The pool itself is stunning, an infinity edge spilling out towards the ocean. I may have done a few laps, all the while feeling slightly self-conscious because I'm not exactly a supermodel. They had a Poolside bar, which was divine, especially after a few laps, and the view gave me a new taste for life.
Spa/Sauna/Steam Room Extravaganza!
Now, the Spa… ahhhhh. I'm a sucker for a good spa day. The Sauna, Steamroom, and Foot bath were all perfectly serene. I opted for the Body scrub and a Body wrap, because, you know, self-care. The therapists were incredibly skilled, and I emerged feeling like a new human. Honestly, if I could live in that steam room, I would. You can also take a dip in the pool with a view!
Speaking of Serenity…
I'm not one for the gym so the Fitness center wasn't on my to-do list, but I did peek inside and it was well-equipped. Other ways to relax are Massage and Spa/sauna.
And the Food? (My Stomach's Report)
The Restaurants situation at St. Johns is… varied. There’s a good range of options, including Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, and a Vegetarian restaurant.
- The Buffet: The Breakfast [buffet] was a monster. A beautiful, glorious monster. I'm talking everything you could possibly imagine: eggs, pancakes, waffles, Korean staples, you name it. The Asian breakfast was my absolute favorite. Seriously, get the kimchi. It's life-changing.
- The "A la carte" Adventures: I sampled a few dishes off the menus. Some were fantastic (the Korean BBQ was melt-in-your-mouth delicious), and a couple were… less memorable. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was readily available!
- Poolside Nibbling: The Snack bar and Poolside bar were crucial. Perfect for grabbing quick bites and cocktails. The Happy hour was definitely a highlight.
- Other GoodiesThey also offered Breakfast takeaway service and you could request a Bottle of water.
Cleanliness & Safety (Feeling Secureish)
They take hygiene seriously here. The Anti-viral cleaning products and Professional-grade sanitizing services were reassuring, as was the Daily disinfection of common areas. The staff seemed well-trained in safety protocols. The fact that you can opt-out of Room sanitization opt-out available added a layer of trust (though I still got mine sanitized!). The hand sanitizer was plentiful, and the Sanitized kitchen and tableware items were great to see.
The Quirks (Or, the Things That Made Me Laugh)
- Lost in Translation: Trying to order room service at 3 AM after a few too many soju shots was a… challenge. My desperate attempts to explain my pickle-fueled craving were met with polite confusion. Eventually, a very patient staff member understood my desire for a burger. And the delivery? Flawless.
- The Unexplained Decorations: There's a strange, shrine-like area. Shrine – I assume it's supposed to be a "proposal spot" but it's, well, interesting.
The Verdict: Worth it? (Mostly!)
Look, the St. Johns Hotel isn’t perfect. It has its quirks, its minor flaws, and moments of head-scratching confusion (that’s the best part, right?) But the sheer scale, the stunning ocean views, the spa, and the general feeling of being pampered… it’s hard to resist.
Is it "unbelievable luxury?" Close. It's “very-believable-and-mostly-luxurious”. And honestly? That's good enough for me. I'd go back in a heartbeat – just maybe with a phrasebook and a better understanding of the art of resisting the buffet's allure.
Overall Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Stars (Subtracting half a star for the slightly-floody shower and the occasional communication hiccup, but adding a half star for sheer, unadulterated fun and unforgettable moments.)
(Things I Didn't Get To and/or Found Less Relevant)
- Things to do - Ways to Relax
- Cleanliness and safety items
- Dining, drinking, and snacking - Specific dishes and all things in regards
- Services and conveniences - More specific details on them
- For the kids - specific details
- **Getting
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's perfectly-planned itinerary. This is me, grappling with the sheer existential chaos of a trip to the Gangneung St. Johns Hotel in South Korea. Prepare for a bumpy ride filled with questionable decisions, questionable food, and questionable levels of sleep. Let's dive in!
Gangneung Gauntlet: The (Mostly) Unofficial St. Johns Survival Guide
Day 1: Arrival and the Battle for the Balcony
14:00 - Arrival & Jaw-Dropping, but Slightly Bizarre, First Impression
Okay, so picture this: I’m exhausted. Like, soul-deep tired. The flight? A blur of questionable airplane food and a kid kicking my seat for approximately seven hours. Landed in South Korea, navigated the customs maze (miraculously avoided getting arrested!), and finally, finally, arrived at the St. Johns. And… it's HUGE. Like, gargantuan. The lobby? More like a cathedral designed by IKEA. My initial reaction? Whoa. Followed quickly by, “Is there a fire drill going on? Because it feels…busy.” Checked in, managed to stammer out some basic Korean phrases (mostly involving "thank you" and "where's the bathroom"). The room itself? Decent. Clean-ish, with a view that promised to be spectacular. Except, the balcony door was stiff. We spent like 20 minutes trying to get it open. My first emotional outburst: a silent, internal scream directed at the door itself.
15:00 - The Great Sea-View Balconey Debacle
The view did deliver. Ocean. Endless ocean. BUT! The balcony was small. I wanted to do some yoga out there. But I bumped into a little table while doing a cat-cow pose and nearly flipped into the garden below. We ate some quick convenience store snacks (Instant noodles, of course!) on it and the salty air smelled like paradise.
16:00 - The Hunger Games of the Hotel Restaurant
Dinner. I had big plans for Korean BBQ, but the hotel restaurant was calling to us - and it was packed. I've never seen so many people in one place. Like, shoulder-to-shoulder. The menu? Entirely in Korean. Panic sets in. I pointed at something randomly and hoped for the best. Turns out, it was a giant plate of… mystery meat. But hey, it was edible. Barely.
- Quirky observation: Seriously, I think I saw one person trying to eat an entire kimchi jar. I admire their commitment.
17:30 - The St. Johns Beach
So, it's a hotel on the beach, right? You'd think, "Perfect! I'll frolick in the waves!" Wrong. The beach was…well, let's say it wasn't exactly the pristine, white-sand paradise of my dreams. Still, I did get to soak my feet in the water
- Emotional reaction: I felt like a kid again!
19:00 - The Exhausted Slumber
Knocked out by 7 pm.
Day 2: Coffee, Culture, and the Quest for Actual Food
08:00 - Wake Up (Eventually) & Caffeine Overload
Woke up still tired, and desperately needed coffee. Found a little café nearby to get a very small korean coffee.
09:00 - Gyeongpo Lake Stroll: Beauty and Boredom
Decided to be proactive. Found out we were close to Gyeongpo Lake. The lake itself was gorgeous. Peaceful. Serene. Too serene. After fifteen minutes, my internal dialogue sounded like, "Is this…it? Is this all there is?"
- Messier structure: I swear, at one point I saw a duck. It had a certain… je ne sais quoi.
11:00 - The Gangneung Bus Stop Adventure (And the Search for Bibimbap)
I'll spare you the gory details of trying to navigate the local bus system. Let's just say I'm pretty sure I ended up on the wrong bus at least twice. The goal? Find some authentic Bibimbap. I saw some locals get on the bus, and followed them.
12:00 - The Bibimbap Revelation (Almost)
Finally found what looked like a decent restaurant. Ordered Bibimbap. It arrived. It was… a lot. And spicy. My mouth was on fire! But, you know what? It was the best damn Bibimbap I've ever had. Okay, maybe the only Bibimbap I've ever had, but still!
- Emotional Reaction (and more): The best, even though I was about to cry because too much spicy!
14:00 - Ojukheon House and Suseong Pond
Off to some local historical places. The house was cool. The pond wasn't as cool. The end.
16:00 - Beach Part 2: Sun, Salt, and Shenanigans
Tried again, determined for it to be an epic beach day. This time, armed with snacks, sunscreen, and a healthy dose of optimism. The waves were bigger, which meant more fun, less serenity. Laughed until my stomach hurt.
19:00 - Dinner: Ramen, Romance, and the Reality of Relationships
We got ramen and ate it at the hotel and spoke about romantic things on the balcony.
Day 3: The Farewell Flail
09:00 - Sleep in (Attempted)
Failed. Jet lag is a relentless beast.
10:00 - Panic Packing and Airport Anxiety
The usual travel ritual. Why is it so hard to pack? Why did I bring so much stuff? Why am I always running late? Why is the airport so loud?
11:00 - Last-Minute Souvenirs (and Regret)
Bought some overpriced snacks at the hotel shop that, let's be honest, I will probably regret later.
12:00 - Departure… and Reflections (Sort Of)
Goodbye Gangneung, it was… an experience. (A messy, wonderful experience). Did I love everything? Nope. Did I make mistakes? Absolutely. Did I learn anything? Probably not, but I did eat some amazing Bibimbap and laugh a lot.
- Final Word: This trip was far from perfect. But in its imperfections, it was perfectly me. The end.
Gangneung Getaway: St. Johns Hotel - You Ready For This?! (Probably Not)
Okay, spill it. Is St. Johns Hotel ACTUALLY worth the hype? Like, seriously?
Alright, alright, settle down! Worth the hype? That’s the million-dollar question, isn't it? Look, here's the deal: St. Johns… it’s a vibe, you dig? It’s **not** perfect. Let me say that upfront. I mean, I arrived and the lobby was gorgeous, all sleek lines and giant windows showing off the ocean. Insta-gold, right? But then I had to navigate the check-in line… which felt suspiciously like I was queuing for a Black Friday sale. So, hype... yes. Deserving of *all* the hype? Depends. If you're after postcard-perfect and don't mind a few hiccups, yeah, it's definitely a contender. If you're after flawless perfection? Go find a Swiss chalet. This ain't that.
The rooms... Tell me about the rooms! Are they as dreamy as the pictures?
The rooms… Okay, the pictures are definitely… *stylized*. Let's put it that way. My room? Ocean view, baby! I'll give you that. Waking up to the sunrise over the sea was… well, it was genuinely breathtaking. **Breathtaking!** I actually cried a little. Don't judge me! I was tired, I was full of coffee… and the view was just… perfect. But, and there's a big BUT: the decor was a tad… *minimalist* for my taste. Think lots of white, clean lines, and maybe a single, lonely piece of abstract art on the wall. Also, the bathroom... lovely, but that rain shower? It felt like it was judging me. I swear it was. Like, "Are you really *sure* you want to use all this water, Karen?" It's a first-world problem, I get it. Just… be prepared to embrace the zen. And maybe pack a colorful bathrobe to brighten things up.
What about the food? Is it all Michelin-star, or is it just... hotel food?
Food! Ah, the food. Okay, so the hotel has a few restaurants. I tried 'The Sea'... that one was supposed to be the fancy one. The food was... fine. Perfectly acceptable. Presentation was on point, the service was excellent, blah blah blah. BUT, and this is a big one, it didn't quite knock my socks off. I’m talking about the *wow* factor. You know it? That moment when you take a bite and your eyes roll back in pure culinary bliss? Nope. Still, there was a buffet for breakfast downstairs that was amazing, so I'm not totally complaining.
Beach access? Is the beach as amazing as it looks?
The beach... now we're talking! Yes. The beach. The beach is glorious! Powdery sand, crystal-clear water, amazing waves… you can't not love it. It's right there! Just a few steps out of the hotel. I spent hours just wandering along the shoreline, collecting shells, avoiding the crazy seagulls. It was heaven. Pure, unadulterated heaven. The hotel offers beach chairs and umbrellas for rent, but be warned: they're popular. Get there early. Or, like me, just find a nice sandy spot and plop down. Who needs an umbrella when you've got sunscreen and a good book?
Okay, you're being intentionally vague. What *didn't* you like? Be honest!
Alright, alright, you want the dirt? Fine. Here's the deal: The elevators. The elevators were a nightmare. I swear, sometimes it felt like they were stuck on every single floor, taking forever to get anywhere. And sometimes, just sometimes... you get the feeling you're waiting in line with a bunch of other hotel guests! The whole situation was chaotic! It's a minor thing, sure, but waiting for an elevator after a long day of beach bumming? Not ideal. Also... let's just say I had a little run in with a rogue jellyfish. OUCH! (But I did not get stung, thankfully.)
Is there a pool I have to avoid children?
Ugh, pools. Always the same. There's an outdoor pool, yeah. Kid-friendly, too! That means splashing, screaming, and general water-based chaos. Look, if you're a parent, more power to you. Kids are great! (Mostly). But if you're not a parent... well, let's just say bring earplugs. There's also an indoor pool. Better, but also a little chlorine-y and dark. Honestly, I preferred the beach. Way more relaxing, and you don't have to deal with the "cannonballers".
What about the spa? Did you get pampered?
The spa! The spa. Okay, here's where I REALLY doubled down. I booked a full body massage. Full stop. I am a stressy person. I walked in, and the lady was speaking perfect English. Amazing! The massage was phenomenal! I’m talking pure blissful heaven. I think I even snored a little. I walked out feeling like I could conquer the world and climb mountains! This experience alone almost made the entire trip worth it. *Almost*. If you want to go to the St. Johns Hotel, then go to the spa. Make it a priority. It's so good!
Anything else I should know before going?
Okay, a few last things. * **Pack for all weather:** the beach can be lovely, but the wind can whip up! * **Learn some basic Korean phrases:** It helps, trust me. * **Embrace the chaos:** Stuff happens. Don't sweat the small stuff. * **The wifi** The wifi... was a little spotty everywhere, it seemed. Prepare to be offline. Or not. It's a break, I guess. * And finally… **go with an open mind**. St. Johns Hotel is not perfect, but it's an experience. It's an adventure. And it's probably worth it. Just… take lots of pictures, remember your sunscreen, and don't be afraid to complain (politely) if something goes wrong! Now, *go* and have some fun! Let me know how it goes!
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