Escape to Comfort: Haskell-Wayne's Hidden Gem (Holiday Inn Express)
Escape to Comfort: Haskell-Wayne's Hidden Gem (Holiday Inn Express)
Escape to Comfort: Haskell-Wayne's Hidden Gem (Holiday Inn Express) - My Surprisingly Okay Stay (and the Awkward Coffee Machine)
Okay, so I'm not gonna lie, when I booked the Holiday Inn Express in Haskell-Wayne, my expectations were lower than the pool's submerged sun loungers. "Business trip necessity," I thought. "Functional, probably beige, and hopefully, the Wi-Fi actually works." And, well, it was mostly all of those things. But, and this is a big but, I left feeling… pleasantly surprised.
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Accessibility – Almost, But Not Quite Perfect:
Alright, let's dive in. My first impression? Pretty good. The elevator was a lifesaver, because honestly, lugging suitcases up those stairs in my dress shoes was NOT on the agenda. Wheelchair accessible? They claimed it, and mostly delivered. They had ramps, wider doorways – good start. But the path to the outdoor swimming pool felt a bit… circuitous. Let's just say, navigating the hotel in a wheelchair might require a GPS and a good sense of humor. They had some of the Facilities for disabled guests but lacked in some of the implementation. I'll give them a solid 3.5/5 stars.
Cleanliness and Safety – Finally, Something I Could Relax About (Mostly):
This, my friends, was a game-changer. Coming fresh off a flight and feeling like a walking petri dish, I was genuinely impressed. The anti-viral cleaning products were clearly at work. I saw staff meticulously wiping down everything, and there were hand sanitizer stations everywhere. They had daily disinfection in common areas, and the rooms, well, they looked immaculate. I even saw some professional-grade sanitizing services in action. The rooms were sanitized between stays, a definite bonus. And thank goodness for the room sanitization opt-out available – I hate being forced to participate in anything! Rooms sanitized between stays. Plus, bonus points for the hand sanitizer in the room along with the usual goodies. I especially appreciated the Cashless payment service. Made life simpler. They seemed truly committed to keeping everyone safe, which gave me serious peace of mind. The staff trained in safety protocol were visible and helpful, which means the Hygiene certification wasn't just a piece of paper.
The "Stuff" in the Room: My Private Fortress (Plus That Coffee Machine Drama):
Okay, let's talk room specifics, because this is where the details get interesting…and a little bit chaotic.
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Bless them. And it actually worked.
- They had an in-room safe box, which always makes me feel like a secret agent.
- An extra long bed was genuinely appreciated, because I am a tall drink of water and those standard hotel beds are a joke.
- Air conditioning that actually worked?! Victory! And thank goodness for the blackout curtains, because I’m not a morning person.
But. The coffee/tea maker… oh, the coffee/tea maker. It was one of those pod things, and it was a battle every single morning. Half the time, the pod wouldn’t puncture properly, leading to lukewarm, watery disappointment. I’d be standing there, eyes still glued shut from sleep, muttering obscenities at a plastic contraption. I almost considered calling for the wake-up service to help me, but I didn't! I finally managed to win 3 out of the 5 days. It was a daily struggle that bonded me with my room in ways I never expected. And the complimetary tea selection was… fine. More tea than coffee but that's okay.
And hey, bonus points for the mirror right in the bathroom to get ready. I wish all hotels realize there are people who need mirrors.
- The desk was functional and did its job.
- Bathroom amenities were standard, nothing to write home about, but they had the basics, and I am not a "bathroom person."
- The hair dryer worked like a champ.
- The daily housekeeping was efficient and discreet.
Getting Around & The Annoying "No Pets" Policy
The car park [free of charge] was a HUGE plus. Finding parking is always a nightmare, so that was super convenient. The airport transfer was a life-saver!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Decent, But Not Gourmet:
I'm reviewing a Holiday Inn Express, not a Michelin-starred restaurant, so my expectations were adjusted accordingly.
- Breakfast [buffet]: Standard Holiday Inn Express fare. The usual suspects: scrambled eggs, sad-looking bacon, pastries that tasted suspiciously like they came from a package, and, of course, the dreaded instant coffee again!
- They had breakfast takeaway service if you were running super late, which was good.
- There's a coffee shop in the lobby, which I used to get a decent cup of coffee (thank god).
- There's a Snack bar but I never tried it.
They do have an A la carte in the restaurant but I didn't try it. I also skipped the Asian Cuisine in the restaurant. They offer a Vegetarian restaurant but I think only for dinner.
The Poolside bar sounded great, but I never saw it open.
Things to Do (Or Not Do) – The Spa Dream and The Fitness Reality:
- Fitness center: I did venture into the Gym/fitness one day, and it was… there. Treadmills, a few weights - the usual setup. It definitely got the job done, but don't expect a state-of-the-art facility.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: I heard it was heated! This was my main draw! I didn't go in because I was so stressed about getting my work done. But the view seems nice!
- Spa/Sauna: Nope! I would have loved a sauna session, or a massage, but alas, no such luck.
- They do offer a Body wrap and Body scrub, but I never tried them.
Services and Conveniences – Practicality Reigns:
- Front desk [24-hour]: Extremely helpful and friendly. Never a problem, even at odd hours.
- Laundry service: A lifesaver for a forgetful packer like me.
- Concierge: Wasn't sure what they did to be honest.
- Meeting/banquet facilities: Looked pretty standard, good for business travel.
For the Kids – Family-Friendly Vibes (But Maybe Not Overly So):
- They're family/child friendly, but I didn't see a whole lot in the way of entertainment beyond the pool.
- Didn't notice much in terms of Kids facilities other than some Babysitting service.
My Overall Verdict: Surprisingly Not Terrible
Look, the Holiday Inn Express in Haskell-Wayne won't win any awards for luxury or groundbreaking design. It's not the Four Seasons. But, honestly, it was clean, safe, and had enough amenities to make my business trip bearable. The staff were friendly, the Wi-Fi (mostly) worked, and the convenient location made things a breeze. It’s a solid choice for anyone who needs a functional, comfortable, and relatively stress-free stay. Just be prepared to wrestle with the coffee machine – it’s a rite of passage, I swear!
Final Rating: 3.8 / 5 Stars. Would I stay again? Maybe. Especially if they upgrade that coffee machine.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, ‘cause we're diving headfirst into my slightly ambitious, possibly disastrous, but definitely heartfelt trip to the Holiday Inn Express in Wanaque, NJ. Seriously, I need a vacation from planning this vacation, but here we go…
The Absolutely Unnecessary (But Thoroughly Me) Haskell-Wayne Area Adventure: A Chronicle of Chaos
(Okay, let's get the boilerplate garbage out of the way first. The "official" stuff, ya know?)
Dates: October 26th - October 28th (fingers crossed the weather doesn't decide to hate me)
Theme: A desperate attempt to escape the soul-crushing monotony of… well, everything. Also, fall foliage. Gotta Instagram the leaves! (Don't judge me!)
Location: Holiday Inn Express Haskell-Wayne Area By IHG. (Pray for me. Pray for the Wi-Fi. Pray for the continental breakfast to be, like, slightly above average.)
(Now, the good stuff… or at least, the stuff that I think will be good.)
Day 1: Let's Get This Over With (and Maybe See Some Leaves!)
- 1:00 PM: ARRIVAL! (Cue the dramatic music. Hopefully, the front desk person is friendly. I'm always awkward checking in.) Check-in, drop the duffel bag and make a dash for the vending machine. I'm a sucker for pretzel crisps.
- 1:30 PM: The hotel lobby. I get coffee from the morning's leftover pot and contemplate life. The air smells faintly of chlorine and ambition. I'm already judging the art on the wall. It's… fine.
- 2:30 PM: Drive to Ringwood State Park (Hopefully, the GPS doesn't send me through a swamp.) This is where I’m hoping to get my fall foliage fix. I imagine myself frolicking amongst the vibrant leaves, feeling free and unburdened. Reality, I suspect, will involve a lot of squinting and battling hordes of selfie-stick wielding tourists.
- 3:30 PM: Okay, Ringwood Lake Loop. The first glimpse of fall colors. I mean, it's alright, but I was expecting a riot of color, the kind that sets your soul on fire. Instead, it's more of a… polite, "hey, how ya doin'?" kind of affair. I swear, my expectations are too high.
- 4:30 PM: I encounter an elderly couple who are having the most adorable argument about which direction to take to the bathroom. I'm momentarily distracted, then realize I'm completely lost. Great.
- 5:30 PM: Dinner at "Moo Moo's Diner" (this is a real place, I googled it!) Hopefully, it's greasy and comforting. I have a feeling I'll need it. I'm picturing a burger the size of my head. I'm also picturing the waiter judging my life choices.
- 7:00 PM: Back to the Hotel. Let's see. Order a pizza, then it's the mandatory hotel room TV marathon of whatever happens to be on. I can't wait. The sheer novelty of a hotel bed is… weirdly comforting.
Day 2: The Thrill of the Inexplicable (and a Near-Death Experience with a Squirrel)
- 8:00 AM: The dreaded continental breakfast. (Prepare yourself, stomach.) I will bravely attempt to eat the rubbery eggs and the slightly stale bagels. I'm armed with coffee and a grim determination. I'm calling it: I’m going to try the "make your own waffle" deal. Wish me luck.
- 9:00 AM: The "Haskell-Wayne Area" tour! (Okay, I’m being a tad generous calling it a tour. More like, "meander around aimlessly in my rental car.") I'm going to try and find some quaint little towns. I'll try to find the "off the beaten path" type of stuff.
- 10:00 AM: I encounter a squirrel. On a trail, near the hotel. It's HUGE. I kid you not, this thing could probably take down a small dog. We have a staring contest. I lose. I sprint back to my car. My heart rate: Elevated.
- 11:00 AM: I find an antiques shop. (I am a sucker for this; it is a compulsion. If the place has that "smell" then I am automatically hooked.) My patience is wearing thin, but the lady at the counter is very friendly and interesting. I have no idea what I'm doing.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch! (Did I mention I have a snack craving? I’m basically one long, undulating wave of snack desire. Ugh.) I find a deli-style place. I'm going to try their special!
- 2:30 PM: Drive to the High Point State Park: This is where the "real" fall colors should be. Supposedly. The pictures online better not be lying. Fingers crossed the GPS actually works this time.
- 3:00 PM: Arrive at High Point. The wind is cutting through the leaves. The views, though… AMAZING! It's like being on top of the world! (Well, maybe not the world, but like, a really nice hill.) I take like a million pictures. The wind almost blows my hat off. I try to catch it, and almost fall off the cliff.
- 4:30 PM: Snack break (obviously). More pretzel crisps. You'll probably find me hunched over in the rental car, cramming them in my face while the leaves swirl around me. Don’t judge.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. This time. I'm going to try a new cuisine. Something different. I found a restaurant on Google offering pasta.
- 7:30 PM: back to the hotel where I'm forced to do something, anything, to relax. Maybe a long, hot shower, I think.
Day 3: Homeward Bound (and the inevitable post-vacation blues)
- 8:00 AM: Last Day. I am going to make a concerted effort to actually enjoy the continental breakfast. (Maybe I'll load up on the instant oatmeal. You can’t really mess that up, right?) Final assessment of the hotel room. Am I leaving it cleaner than I found it? Probably not.
- 9:00 AM: One last lap around the hotel? I have to check everything. Make sure I didn't leave anything important behind.
- 10:00 AM: Head to the car. Start driving home. I'll probably feel a mixture of exhaustion, relief, and a strange longing for the slightly-below-average hotel room.
- 11:00 AM: I'm home. (I think. I might be lost. Who knows? Who cares?)
Post-Trip Ramblings (Because I'm Messy and You Love It):
- The Good: The fall foliage at High Point was genuinely breathtaking. The antique store lady was a gem. The pizza was… passable.
- The Bad: The squirrel encounter. Continental breakfast. My general inability to navigate using a map. Probably the cost of the trip, now that I am looking over the receipts.
- The Ugly: My packing skills. I am still trying to find that one shirt, and those earbuds.
- Learned: Next time, I'm bringing a better map (and maybe a squirrel-proof shield). Also, pack more snacks. And definitely book a hotel with a better breakfast.
So, there you have it. My meticulously planned and utterly chaotic adventure. Wish me luck, and maybe send snacks. And if you happen to see a giant, angry squirrel, RUN!
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Escape to Comfort: Holiday Inn Express in Haskell-Wayne County - The Unvarnished Truth (and a Few Laughs)
So, Haskell-Wayne County... Why a Holiday Inn Express? And is it *really* a "Hidden Gem"?
Okay, let's be brutally honest. Haskell-Wayne County isn't exactly known for its luxury resorts. In fact, "hidden gem" might be stretching it a little. I went there. I needed a bed. This Holiday Inn Express *is* it. Now, gem? Perhaps a well-polished, slightly dented silver locket you find at a yard sale for a buck. You *could* call it a gem. But the price was right, and frankly, after a seven-hour drive wrestling with a screaming toddler, I wasn't exactly aiming for the Ritz. More survival mode, honestly.
The Free Breakfast. Is it *actually* free and actually edible?
Oh Lord, the breakfast. Yes, it’s free. That much is undeniably true. As for edible? Well... let's say it's a *choice*. They had the usual suspects: rubbery scrambled eggs (I swear, they defy gravity), slightly stale pastries that looked suspiciously like they'd been sitting there since the Clinton administration, and the always reliable, always bland, instant oatmeal. I saw a kid, maybe six, trying to fashion a fort out of the waffles with a plastic spork. I applaud the ingenuity. I opted for a bowl of slightly-too-salty cereal and a massive gulp of coffee that could probably raise the dead.
What's the deal with the *room*? Any horror stories?
The room... Ah, yes, the room. It was… a room. It had a bed, a slightly-too-small TV, and a distinct, yet not overwhelming, air freshener scent. Clean? Mostly. I did find a stray crumb on the carpet (a tiny victory for some previous guest, I guess). My biggest issue? The AC. It sounded like a dying walrus. Seriously. Like, a REALLY pathetic, wheezing, struggling walrus. Kept me awake all night, but at least it was a white noise machine of sorts. Gotta find the silver lining, people. The bathroom, however, got a solid B+. Hot water, clean towels, and the most important: the toilet *flushed*. That's a crucial win in my book.
Okay, let's get real: What was the worst experience? Spill the tea.
Alright, buckle up, buttercups. You want the worst? Here it is. The elevator situation. Yes, it had an elevator. One, single, sad elevator. I had to take the stairs initially because of a very full one, and just as I'm coming back with my luggage, having to squeeze past some guy with a very bad tattoo and a suspiciously large bag of chips, the elevator gets stuck. With *people* inside. For a good 20 terrifying minutes. I am *claustrophobic*. I saw the people later, all a little shell-shocked. It was a bonding experience, I guess? Also, I think I need therapy now. Definitely not a "highlight."
What about the pool? Did it live up to expectations?
Pool? Ah, the pool. Let's just say it was… present. The water was, surprisingly, clear. The chlorine smell clung to your skin like a persistent ex-lover. The "pool area" felt a little like a repurposed, slightly-dingy greenhouse, but hey, at least it was indoors, right? There were a couple of kids engaged in some serious underwater wrestling, a lone inflatable flamingo, and a slightly-creepy lifeguard who looked about 16 and seemed utterly bored out of his mind. I just wanted a peaceful dip, you see. It wasn't peaceful. I spent most of the time dodging errant cannonballs. But hey. It was *there*. And no one drowned (that I saw).
The Staff -- Were they helpful or just… *there*?
The staff... Mixed bag. Some were genuinely lovely, trying their best to balance customer service with the likely reality of a low-wage job in Haskell-Wayne County's hospitality scene. Others... well, they were *there*. There was a woman at the front desk who, bless her heart, was clearly having a rough day. I asked for an extra towel, and she looked at me like I’d just requested a unicorn. She eventually got me the towel, though. Perseverance, you know? The cleaning staff were absolute angels, working hard to keep the place from descending further into chaos. Give those guys double the tip, okay?
Would you recommend it? Honestly?
Okay, let’s sum this up. The Holiday Inn Express in Haskell-Wayne County won’t win any awards for luxury, sophistication, or that whole "memorable vacation" thing. But was it a disaster? No. It was clean *enough*. The staff, despite their various levels of enthusiasm, were trying. The breakfast, while questionable, was food. And, at the end of the day, I got a bed, a shower, and a roof over my head. If you're on a budget, need a place to crash after a long drive, and aren't expecting the Four Seasons, then, yes. It's… acceptable. Don't expect magic, and maybe pack your air freshener or a noise-canceling headset. And for the love of all that is holy, avoid the elevator if you can.
Any tips for surviving (and possibly enjoying) your stay?
Okay, pro tips, friends. First, bring earplugs. Seriously. That walrus-AC will haunt you. Second, raid the breakfast bar early. Before the masses arrive and the pastries are completely decimated. Third, be nice to the staff. They're probably dealing with a lot. Fourth, lower your expectations. Seriously. It will save you a lot of potential disappointment. Fifth, and most important: Don't forget your sense of humor. You'll need it. And finally, if you find a really good coffee shop in the area, let me know. I could use a good cup of joe.
Okay, I'm sold (or maybe just resigned). What's the address?
Alright, if you *must*. I won't judge. Good luck, friend. And hey, maybe you'll have a better experience than I did. I'm secretly hoping you find the hidden gem I missed. (Just kidding... probably not. I still think the "hidden gem" is a slightly warped garden gnome sitting by the pool.) The address: [Insert Real Holiday Inn Express Address HereFortaleza Getaway: Unbeatable Luxury at LIVE IN FORTALEZA Hotel!
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