Escape to Paradise: Avemore Vredehof No 2 – Your Luxurious Stellenbosch Retreat (with Backup Power!)
Escape to Paradise: Avemore Vredehof No 2 – Your Luxurious Stellenbosch Retreat (with Backup Power!)
Escape to Paradise: Avemore Vredehof No 2 – My Stellenbosch Sanctuary (and Did I Mention the Backup Power?!) - A Review That's Frankly, a Bit Much…In a Good Way.
Alright, folks, buckle up. Because this review of Escape to Paradise: Avemore Vredehof No 2 isn’t going to be your typical dry, bullet-point affair. Nope. This is going to be messy, honest, and possibly a little overly enthusiastic. Think of it as a Stellenbosch wine tasting…but for a hotel review.
First off, let's be honest, picking a place in Stellenbosch is like trying to choose your favorite child. Okay, maybe not that intense, but you get the point. So, I chose Avemore Vredehof No 2, and let me tell you… it was a trip. A good one.
The Basics (and the Backup Power Hallelujah!):
Let’s rip off the band-aid first. This place is LUXURIOUS. Like, "I’m not sure I deserve this level of comfort" luxurious. And the backup power? Oh. My. God. Living in South Africa, load shedding is a way of life. Knowing I’d be able to charge my phone, keep the fridge running, and actually see in the middle of the night? Absolute GOLD. This single feature, folks, elevates this place from “nice” to “essential.” Seriously, consider this a major selling point. FIVE STARS for power security.
Rooms: My Oasis of Calm (with a Few Tiny Quibbles)
Okay, the rooms? Beautiful. Absolutely stunning. We're talking Available in all rooms Air conditioning that actually works, crisp linens you could get lost in, and a private bathroom that felt like a spa. The slippers were a nice touch, and the bathrobes were so plush I practically lived in them. The complimentary tea and coffee/tea maker? Crucial for those early morning vineyard explorations.
I’ll confess, I spent a solid hour just admiring the mirror (which, let's be real, is a crucial part of the travel experience, right?). And the blackout curtains? Absolute game-changer for a good night's sleep. The desk was perfect for catching up on a little work (or, you know, pretending to work while gazing at the view).
Now, and let’s be real, this IS a review…
- Minor Grumbles: The alarm clock was a little… aggressive. (Needed more of a gentle wake up.) Also, I wish there had been a few more outlets near the bed. Modern life, people, we got a lot of devices to charge! I'm getting nitpicky here.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe and Sound
The cleanliness and safety protocols were top-notch. Seriously, I felt like I was practically glowing from the level of sanitation. Anti-viral cleaning products? Daily disinfection in common areas? Rooms sanitized between stays? They even had hand sanitizer everywhere. Let's be honest, during these times, this is HUGE. The staff all adhered to the physical distancing of at least 1 meter, staff were trained in safety protocol. The first aid kit was readily accessible, which instilled extra security. Smoke alarms, security 24-hour and CCTV in common areas added to the feeling of safety.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Gastronomic Adventure (Mostly)
Okay, the food. Here's where things get interesting. The restaurants on-site were fantastic. They had an a la carte menu in restaurant, and the international cuisine in restaurant was to die for. The Poolside bar was a great perk. The breakfast [buffet] was… well, okay, I had to find something to be a little bit disappointed about, and this was is. It was fine, but it wasn't amazing. I mean, it was your standard breakfast buffet, which is perfectly adequate, but I'm hoping for something more. In the restaurant there were coffee/tea that was available.
However, I did thoroughly enjoy the Happy hour and Coffee shop. And the alternative options for my vegetarian friend made it all worth it.
Internet Access: Connected (Thankfully!)
Internet access was seamless. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! That meant I could actually upload my dazzling Instagram photos of the vineyards, which, you know, is essential. The Internet [LAN] was also available. So, yes, you can get your work done.
Things to Do and Ways to Relax: Spa Day? YES!
This is where Avemore Vredehof No 2 truly shines. Seriously, I treated myself to a full spa day, and I'm still feeling relaxed just thinking about it. Body scrub, Body wrap, and a Massage? Literal heaven. Then, I spent an hour in the Sauna sweating out all my stresses. The Pool with view was the perfect place to unwind after. All were luxurious, and I give the spa/sauna and facilities five stars! The Gym/fitness wasn’t my thing.
Services and Conveniences: Pretty Damn Convenient, Actually
They had a Concierge who was incredibly helpful. The Daily housekeeping was efficient and unobtrusive. I made use of the Laundry service (because, let’s be honest, packing for a trip is hard). The Car park [free of charge] was a massive bonus. They also had a Doorman, who held me into the elevator. The Contactless check-in/out was super convenient.
For the Kids (and Those Who Are Kids at Heart):
I didn't have any kids with me, but it seemed like they were pretty family/child friendly from the Kids meal.
Getting Around:
The Car park [on-site] was a huge relief as I had my own car with me. The Car power charging station was a big plus for the future of transport.
Accessibility:
I do not need these as I am a person who walks. I did see Facilities for disabled guests.
The Verdict: Go. Just Go.
Look, I’m not one for hyperbole, but Avemore Vredehof No 2 is pretty darn close to perfect. The location is spot-on, the rooms are luxurious, the staff are friendly and professional, and the spa… well, let's just say I may or may not have booked another trip back already. The backup power? That alone seals the deal. Yes, I wish the breakfast buffet had been a bit more exciting, but honestly, that’s a tiny blip on an otherwise flawless radar. Five stars. Highly recommended. Go treat yourself. You deserve it. And tell them I sent you. (Do they even do that anymore?)
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's travel brochure. This is going to be a hot mess of a trip to Avemore Vredehof No 2 with backup power in Stellenbosch, South Africa, and frankly, I'm already a little freaked out, but in a good way! Let’s see if I survive… or at least don't lose my passport…which, knowing me, is a very real possibility.
Avemore Vredehof No 2: The Stellenbosch Slog
Day 1: Cape Town to Stellenbosch – Arrival and Mild Panic
- Morning (7:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Ugh. Getting out of bed. This is already a struggle. The pre-trip packing frenzy was a disaster. I'm relatively sure I packed three left shoes and a snorkel, but hey, it's the thought that counts. I wrestle my luggage, a glorious collection of mismatched suitcases, into the (hopefully) Uber that's supposed to whisk me to the airport. I have only packed one bottle of wine. Seriously me?
- Late Morning (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Fly from the airport. The flight is a blur of screaming children (mine, probably), stale snacks, and questionable air quality. I am not built for air travel.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Land, collect luggage (fingers crossed it's all there, including the left shoes!), and rent a car. Driving on the "wrong" side of the road? My internal navigation system is already screaming bloody murder. The car is a tiny, terrifying thing. Driving on the wrong side of the road and a tiny car is not the best combo. This has disaster written all over it.
- Late Afternoon (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Finally, FINALLY, arrive at Avemore Vredehof No 2. It actually looks quite charming, which is a relief. Quick inspection of the backup power situation -- good to know. Immediately start the hunt for the nearest place to buy a decent bottle of wine. Or two. Or three. I'm going to need them. Deep breaths.
- Evening (4:00 PM - Onward): Settle in, unpack (more or less), and then, the serious business begins: Wine-drinking and cheese-eating. Dinner at a restaurant nearby – try to avoid looking like the lost tourist that I am. Probably fail. Stagger back to Avemore Vredehof, feeling slightly less panicked than I did this morning. I hope the place doesn't have ghosts, I'm not sure my current state of nerves could handle them.
Day 2: Wine, Wine, and More Wine – Plus Cultural Pretensions
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Wine tour! Stellenbosch is famous for it. I'm determined to become a wine snob. I have been preparing for this, by drinking wine. It is tough going. The tour buses are so bloody cheerful. I feel out of place, not that I am surprised. Try to look like I know what I'm talking about when the sommelier starts describing oaky notes or whatever. Fail spectacularly. Possibly spill wine down myself (again).
- Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Pretend to eat with grace at the winery restaurant. Maybe try the local cuisine. Probably order a burger.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 5:00 PM): More wine tasting at different wineries. Attempt to identify the difference between a Cabernet Sauvignon and a Merlot. Fail. Focus on the "tasting," which is, you know, drinking copious amounts of wine. Start to feel delightfully relaxed. This might be going well. This is likely the high point of the trip.
- Evening (5:00 PM - Onward): Dinner in Stellenbosch. Stumble back to Avemore Vredehof, buzzing with wine and a newfound appreciation for grape juice. Write a witty travel journal filled with misspellings and wine-fueled epiphanies. Anecdote: I'm not sure if I loved one of the wineries because of the wine or the gorgeous view. Either way, it was lovely. I also may have accidentally flirted with the vineyard dog. Don't judge me; he was a Golden Retriever and very, very cute.
Day 3: History, Hiking, and Humble Pie
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Attempt to be cultural. Visit the Stellenbosch Village Museum. I suspect I'll get bored quickly, but I'm giving it a go. Take photos of old buildings and pretend to care about history. Probably just want to buy a souvenir.
- Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Have lunch somewhere that isn't too touristy. Probably fail, again.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Go for a hike. This is supposed to be a pretty view, but the thought of all that fresh air and exercise is making me want to take a nap. The sun is hot. I am not a fan. I’ll probably get lost. I'll be eaten by a baboon. This is definitely the part of the day where I will realise the importance of comfortable shoes.
- Evening (4:00 PM - Onward): Return to Avemore Vredehof, exhausted, sunburnt, and probably with a few scratches from the baboon. The backup power better work if I want any chance of relaxing with some telly. Dinner at a place recommended by the (probably unreliable) internet. Maybe try to make a reservation (because I'll probably be walking in and failing that). Collapse into bed.
Day 4: The Stellenbosch Swirl – Wrap-Up and Wistful Thoughts
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Last-minute souvenir shopping. Desperately try to find something that says "I've been to South Africa and had an amazing time!" and doesn't scream "tourist trap." It will probably be a carved wooden giraffe. I'll regret it later, probably the second I see it.
- Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Farewell lunch. Reflect on the trip. Did I enjoy myself? Probably. Am I ready to go home? Definitely. Am I looking forward to doing the laundry? Absolutely not.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Pack, say goodbye to Avemore Vredehof (and its backup power system), and drive back to the airport.
- Evening (4:00 PM - Onward): Flight home. Stare out the window, fighting the urge to burst into tears. This is the end.
Quirky Observation: The South African driving style is… assertive. Let's just leave it at that.
Emotional Reaction: The best thing about this trip? Wine. The worst? The hangover from the wine.
Messier Structure and Occasional Rambles: Oh, the laundry. That's going to be a nightmare. But Avemore Vredehof, with its backup power, was actually really nice, even if the baboons did (or didn't) try to steal my lunch. I'm still not sure about driving on the wrong side of the road; maybe next time I'll just hire a chauffeur and a wine butler. I saw some truly beautiful places, and I embarrassingly took far too many pictures of the sun, and the goats. I'm a sucker for a nice goat, ok?
Opinionated Language: Don't go to that one restaurant, the food was awful. Everyone should try the wines there. And while you're in Stellenbosch, you absolutely MUST go to… (Insert name of random winery here).
Stream-of-Consciousness Doubling Down: The wine. Oh, the wine! It’s all a bit of a blur now. Every bottle of wine I tasted started to merge into one giant, glorious, fermented grape juice of happiness. The world shifted into a warm, hazy glow. I was suddenly best friends with everyone, including the corkscrew. My inner critic, usually a constant companion, was silenced by the delicious siren song of a good Cabernet Sauvignon. I might have even tried to learn the dance from a YouTube video… I am utterly uncertain if the backup power was needed. I still don't know how it felt to "switch". I might need a nap tomorrow or so. I am pretty certain that I will be glad to be home. But also, perhaps, a little bit sad.
Final Thoughts: Well, dear travel journal, this was it. Stellenbosch, you were a wild ride. Part of my heart will forever remain with the vineyards, the wine, and the questionable judgement of my choices. But I can't complain, overall it’s been excellent. Until next time, South Africa… and the next adventure, may the odds be ever in my favor (and may I remember to pack my shoes).
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