Escape to Paradise: Tanjung Lesung Beach Hotel Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Tanjung Lesung Beach Hotel Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Tanjung Lesung Beach Hotel Awaits! – My Messy, Honest Review
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the sunscreen about my recent trip to the Tanjung Lesung Beach Hotel. And let me tell you, it was… an experience. Forget gleaming brochures and perfect Instagram feeds, this is the real deal, a messy, beautiful, and slightly chaotic adventure!
Accessibility – The Good, The Bad, and the "Almost There"
Okay, let's start with the important stuff. I’m not in a wheelchair myself, but I always look for accessible options because, hello, inclusivity! And honestly, this hotel… it tries. The elevator? Check! Ramps scattered around? Mostly, though you gotta watch those little inclines, they can be a doozy. The rooms themselves are quite well-equipped, with wider doorways and grab bars in the bathrooms. But here’s the kicker: navigating the vast grounds can be a bit of a trek. Some of the paths are uneven, and the distances between the rooms, the pool, and the restaurants… well, let’s just say you’ll get your steps in! They do have golf carts for ferrying people around, but sometimes you wait… and wait… and wait. So, while they're making an effort, they’re not quite hitting the gold standard for fully smooth wheelchair accessibility.
(Rambling Intermission: Remember that time I tried to navigate a particularly sandy path with my luggage? Pure comedy. Like something out of a slapstick movie. I might have even yelled "Whee!" as I slowly sunk into the sand. Nobody saw it, it was just me and the ocean, and that's the best kind of moment).
On-Site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: Yep, they claim to have them. The main restaurant has ramps, but finding a truly accessible table inside during peak hours? That was a game of musical chairs. And the poolside bar? Mostly accessible, but again, watch those uneven surfaces.
Cleanliness and Safety – Breathing Easy (Mostly)
Post-pandemic, you can't ignore the hygiene factor. And the Tanjung Lesung Beach Hotel? They take it seriously. Really seriously. The staff are all masked up, hand sanitizer stations are everywhere, the whole nine yards. They have a gazillion of things for Covid-19. I’m talking Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection, Room sanitization opt-out available, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment…it’s almost overkill, which, okay, I like. It made me feel pretty darn secure. And the rooms? Spotless. They even had those little "room sanitized" stickers on the door.
The Rooms: My Ocean Oasis (And the Occasional Ant)
Okay, the rooms. Available in all rooms? You bet! Air conditioning? Crucial in tropical heat. Free Wi-Fi? YES! (More on that later). My room was non-smoking (thank goodness!) and came with a balcony overlooking the ocean. Pure bliss! The blackout curtains were a lifesaver for sleep, and the desk was perfect for pretending to do work while complimentary tea and coffee were always ready. Coffee/tea maker, check! Mini bar, check! The bed, extra-long (bliss!), was comfortable. Refrigerator? Very important for keeping the Bintang cold.
(Quirky Observation: I swear, every single hotel room in the world has a slightly wonky, almost-too-small hairdryer. It's a universal truth – like death and taxes).
The private bathroom was clean, but the water pressure in the shower? Let's just say if you like a gentle trickle, you're in luck. But hey, the bathrobes were fluffy, and the slippers were a nice touch. The Internet access - wireless, was strong.
(Stream-of-Consciousness Moment: Okay, but about the ants…I did find a few little critters on the floor. Not a colony, just a few guys. Maybe they heard I had a bag of cookies. But hey, you're in the tropics. It's the price of Paradise!)
Internet Access – The Wi-Fi Saga
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! This is a big selling point, right? And mostly true! My room was decent. But the public areas? Forget about it when everyone is trying to share the connection. It's slow, it's patchy, and you'll find yourself staring at loading screens for hours. Internet access – LAN does not exist. It's the one REAL downside.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – A Culinary Adventure (Sometimes)
The food! Oh, the food! They have the Asian breakfast and Western breakfast! The Breakfast [buffet] was huge and varied. Asian cuisine in restaurant? Delicious. International cuisine in restaurant? Okay, sometimes a bit bland, but overall it was really good at all the restaurants. Coffee/tea in restaurant – of course, and Coffee shop, too. The Poolside bar was a lifesaver, especially during Happy hour. But the Room service [24-hour] was a little slow. They also have Snack bar! I really went a bit overboard and ate a lot of this.
(Emotional Reaction: Okay, the satay skewers from the snack bar? TO DIE FOR. Honestly, I’m still dreaming about them. I probably ate like, ten every day. No regrets).
Things to Do: From Blissful Relaxation to Mild Mayhem
Ways to relax: Seriously, I had so many. They have a fantastic spa! Body scrub and Body wrap? Yes, please! A massage with the sound of the ocean? Incredible! The Sauna, Steamroom, and Foot bath were also great. Swimming pool [outdoor]? Gorgeous, infinity pool overlooking the ocean. I spent hours there. The Pool with view was absolutely amazing!
Fitness center? Okay, it’s there, but it's a bit basic. Gym/fitness is good too. But the beach itself? Pure paradise! Swimming pool is excellent, too. There's kayaking, snorkeling right off the beach, and boat trips to nearby islands.
(Double Down on the Beach Experience: The best part? Sunset. One evening, I sat on the beach, watched the sunset, and felt a wave of pure, unadulterated happiness wash over me. It was beautiful. I mean, really, really beautiful. Like, the kind of beauty that makes you tear up a little. I may or may not have built a tiny sandcastle afterward. Don’t judge me).
Services and Conveniences – A Mixed Bag
Cash withdrawal? Available. Concierge? Helpful. Daily housekeeping? Excellent. Laundry service? Convenient but pricey. Luggage storage? No issues. Cashless payment service: YES! Food delivery, Front desk [24-hour]… the basics are all covered.
(Rambling Aside: Remember that time? One thing that was lacking – or rather, seemed to be missing – was a clear sense of "organized" fun. Like a planned dance class, and a movie night, and some simple planned things to do. I am sure they will improve.)
Car park [free of charge]? Bonus! Airport transfer? They can arrange it.
Family/Child Friendly – A Kid's Paradise?
Babysitting service? Yes, but book in advance. Kids facilities? They have a playground and a kids' pool. Kids meals are available. This place genuinely seems set up for families, and it's a great idea.
Getting Around – Mostly Smooth Sailing (Except in Peak Traffic)
Car park [free of charge] – a plus. Taxi service? Available, but negotiate the price beforehand. Valet parking? Yes. The problem is getting to the resort. Traffic can be a nightmare. Factor in extra travel time.
The Final Verdict?
The Tanjung Lesung Beach Hotel is a little rough around the edges, but it's got a whole lot of heart and a stunning location. I loved relaxing and swimming and eating. Yes, some things could be improved, especially with accessibility and internet access, but the overall experience was fantastic. It’s a great place to escape the everyday and soak up some sun, some relaxation, and maybe a few satay skewers.
Would I go back? Absolutely. And I'd probably pack a portable Wi-Fi router.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're heading to Tanjung Lesung Beach Hotel in Anyer, Indonesia and it's gonna be a ride. Consider this less of a polished travel brochure and more of a frantic journal entry written in a mosquito net.
Day 1: Arrival and Existential Dread (and a surprisingly good Nasi Goreng)
- 10:00 AM: Landed at Soekarno-Hatta. The humidity hit me like a warm, wet blanket. I swear, my hair immediately tripled in volume. Why do I always think a ponytail will tame this beast?
- 11:30 AM: The drive to Anyer. Let’s just say Indonesian traffic taught me new levels of patience. Or maybe it broke me. Either way, I’m pretty sure I aged ten years during that journey. The scenery was beautiful though – lush green rice paddies, colorful roadside stalls overflowing with fruits I couldn’t even name. The sheer vibrancy of it all… made me feel small, insignificant, and in desperate need of a coffee.
- 2:00 PM: CHECK-IN. The hotel lobby? Ah, the smell of sea breeze and… faint cleaning products. Not quite the tropical paradise I’d envisioned, but hey, let's call it "rustic charm." The room? Decent. Sea view? Technically, yes, if you squint past the palm trees and the other buildings. Am I being overly critical? Probably. I'm hangry.
- 3:00 PM: The real test: Lunch. Found the hotel restaurant. Ordered Nasi Goreng, a seemingly safe bet. And… holy moly. It was actually amazing. Perfectly spiced, with a fried egg that was cooked just right. This, my friends, is what salvation tastes like. Maybe this trip won't be a complete disaster. Maybe.
- 4:00 PM: Decided to brave the beach. The sand was hot, the sun was brutal, and the waves were… well, they existed. Spent about five minutes attempting a graceful entrance into the water only to trip and almost faceplant. Dignity? Gone. But hey, I'm surviving.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. More food! I opted for fish, figuring I was on a beach, and that’s what one does. It was… edible. Let's just leave it at that. The local beer, Bintang, was a godsend though. The perfect level of crisp and refreshing.
- 8:30 PM: Wandered back to the room feeling full, slightly sunburned, and contemplating the vastness of the universe. Did I make the right life choices? Am I really cut out for travel? Why can’t I get my hair to look like the models in the travel brochures? These are the real questions, people.
Day 2: Watersports and Accidental Sun-Burning
- 8:00 AM: Woke up feeling slightly grumpy and slightly burnt. The sun, it is a cruel mistress. Chugged some water, vowed to reapply suncream every half-hour (yeah, right), and headed for breakfast.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. The buffet… the breakfast buffet. A glorious, chaotic mess of fruit (mostly watermelon, which is fine), pastries (slightly stale), and a guy who kept trying to make me eat tempeh. Bless his heart.
- 10:00 AM: Watersports time! Went for the jet ski. Oh, the glorious speed! The wind in my hair! The feeling of… oh god, I might have been going too fast. I screamed, I laughed, I almost fell off (again). Seriously, I'm starting to think I lack a sense of balance.
- 11:00 AM: More beach time. Tried to read a book, but the sun was relentless and my brain was fried. Ended up mostly people-watching. The kids were adorable, the locals were incredibly friendly, and the other tourists… well, they were a mixed bag. Some looked impeccably tanned and relaxed. Others… well, I think they'd been on the beach for a week.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch. The restaurant again. Opted for fried rice noodles (Mie Goreng). Much better than the fish from last night. Score!
- 2:00 PM: Back to the beach. This time I'm armed with a hat and a gallon of suncream. But it was too late. The damn sun had gotten me again! This burn is so bad! I feel like a lobster. I probably shouldn't be typing this.
- 5:00 PM: Tried to go for a walk but had to turn back. Everything hurt. EVERYTHING.
- 7:00 PM: Tried to find something to eat. This is the hardest part. I need something that won't hurt my skin. I think I will just have a smoothie for dinner.
- 8:00 PM: Back in the room, slathering myself in aloe vera and contemplating the life choices that led me to be so unprepared for the sun.
Day 3: Relaxation (and a near-disaster)
- 9:00 AM: Woke up. Feeling like a slightly less cooked lobster. Aloe vera is a magical thing.
- 9:30 AM: Stumbled to the breakfast buffet. Forced down some fruit, mostly to make myself feel virtuous.
- 10:00 AM: Finally, some actual relaxation! Found a shady spot by the pool and spent the afternoon reading, napping, and occasionally dipping my toes in the water to cool off. Bliss. Pure, unadulterated bliss.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch. Decided to be brave and try a local dish - Gado-Gado. It was actually fabulous. Peanut sauce is my new best friend.
- 2:00 PM: Back to the pool. Everything good was going.
- 4:00 PM: The near-disaster. I was drifting in the pool, minding my own business, when suddenly… splash! A rogue wave, or possibly a very enthusiastic child, almost capsized my entire existence! I swallowed half the chlorinated water. I sputtered, I coughed, I almost drowned on a leisurely afternoon. Traumatized.
- 5:00 PM: Calmed down. Had a celebratory Bintang. Decided I would never, ever, let myself get close to the water again
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. The hotel was doing a BBQ. Ribs. I ate all the ribs. Maybe I'm not so traumatized after all.
- 8:30 PM: Stargazing on the beach. The night sky was absolutely breathtaking. The stars… so many stars. It was impossible not to feel a sense of wonder. And maybe, just maybe, a little bit of peace.
Day 4: Farewell (and Lessons Learned)
- 9:00 AM: Last breakfast. Said goodbye to the tempeh guy. Felt a pang of regret. Maybe I should have tried the tempeh.
- 10:00 AM: Packing. This is always the worst part. How can I possibly fit all these souvenirs (mostly random trinkets and a sunburn) into my suitcase?
- 11:00 AM: Final walk on the beach. Took a deep breath of ocean air, feeling a mixture of sadness and relief. This trip… it had its ups and downs. I got burnt, got scared, ate some incredible food, and almost died in a swimming pool.
- 12:00 PM: Checked out. The drive back to the airport felt a bit shorter this time, maybe because I was used to the traffic or maybe because I was too exhausted to care.
- 3:00 PM: Landed at Soekarno-Hatta. The humidity hit me like a warm, wet blanket. Sigh.
- 4:00 PM: On the Airplane. The air conditioning felt amazing. I feel good now.
- 5:00 PM: Back home.
Lessons Learned:
- Always, always, always wear sunscreen.
- Don't underestimate the power of a good Nasi Goreng.
- Indonesian traffic is… an experience.
- Embrace the chaos.
- Even when you’re convinced you’re a complete mess, you’ll have moments of pure joy.
- Travel is messy, imperfect, and absolutely worth it.
- Maybe try the tempeh next time.
I'll be back, Tanjung Lesung. You weird, wonderful, sun-drenched place.
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Escape to Paradise: Tanjung Lesung - The Real Deal (and Maybe a Little Bit Messy)
Okay, real talk: Is Tanjung Lesung *actually* paradise? Or just Instagram-filtered paradise?
How's the food at Tanjung Lesung Beach Hotel? Is it just Indonesian food, or are there options? Because I *love* a good pizza.
What are the rooms like? Pretty and perfect for Instagram, or just... a place to crash?
Is there anything to *do* besides lie on the beach and, you know, breathe? I can only relax for so long.
How's the service at the hotel? Is it generally friendly and helpful?
Is this hotel suitable for families with young children?
What are the prices like at the hotel? Is it a rip-off?
Would you go back? Seriously. After the geckos, the roaches, the seasickness, the pizza, and the sometimes-challenging service?
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