Escape to Paradise: Inn at Three Rivers' Unforgettable Texas Getaway
Escape to Paradise: Inn at Three Rivers' Unforgettable Texas Getaway
Escape to Paradise: Inn at Three Rivers - A Rambling Review of My Texas Getaway (Prepare for Feelings!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from the Inn at Three Rivers, and honestly? My brain is still swimming in Texas sunshine and margaritas. This isn't your typical cookie-cutter hotel review. I'm going to pour out my soul, the good, the messy, and the "oh, I need another tequila shot" moments. So, let's dive in, shall we?
First Impressions (and a Tiny Panic):
Reaching the Inn felt like stumbling into a hidden oasis. The exterior? Gorgeous. Lush landscaping, the promise of a river, the whole enchilada. Now, I'm no super-traveler, but my biggest pre-trip worry? Accessibility. I'd read mixed things, and I'm… well, I like to be prepared.
Accessibility – The Good, the "Could be Better" and the Existential Crisis:
The Inn actually does have Facilities for disabled guests, which put my mind at ease. There's an Elevator, which is a godsend. I'd checked the room specs, and they had non-smoking rooms (crucial, trust me). But the ramp situation? Let's just say, it felt like an obstacle course at times. I got a bit winded a few times with my mobility issues, and I wished some areas were a bit more thoughtfully designed. I'm sure they're working on it, and I want to give them the benefit of the doubt. This is a big one, and I really hope they consider it for future upgrades.
My Room – A Sanctuary (With Minor Imperfections):
I secured myself a room, and it wasn't a suite. First off, the Air conditioning was glorious. Texas heat is no joke. The room was also equipped with a Desk and Laptop workspace, great for those who actually want to work. I, however, mainly used it as a place to dump my suitcase. The Wi-Fi [free] was a lifesaver, and thank you, sweet baby Jesus for the Free bottled water. Also, praise the heavens for Blackout curtains! They're a gift from the gods. My room had Interconnecting room(s) available which would be awesome for families.
Okay, now for the messy bits. The Bathroom was functional, and the Hair dryer worked. BUT, the water pressure was weaker than a politician's promise. And the Shower was… well, let's just say I have a new appreciation for bathtubs. Also, there was a time I felt like I'd lost a pair of socks somewhere, but then I realized they were gone into the deep recesses of the closet and there was no way to get them back. Also, I couldn't find the Scale, and maybe it's a good thing.
Cleanliness and Safety – My COVID-Conscious Diary:
Look, I'm still a bit freaked out about germs, and the Inn seemed to understand. Sanitizing equipment was visible, and I saw staff constantly cleaning. They had Anti-viral cleaning products, and were really pushing the Hygiene certification. There was Hand sanitizer everywhere (I swear I could smell it in my dreams). They also had Individually-wrapped food options, which helped my anxiety. I appreciated the Daily disinfection in common areas and felt safe, even though the pandemic is still ongoing. They also had Safe dining setup and Staff trained in safety protocol. It was all quite reassuring.
I wasn't thrilled to see they offered Room sanitization opt-out available. I also liked they removed Shared stationery and had Cashless payment service.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – A Culinary Rollercoaster:
Okay, the food. Where do I begin? First off, Breakfast [buffet]. It was pretty good, I won't lie. Lots of options, which is always a plus for a picky eater like me. You can also get Breakfast takeaway service. I loved the Coffee/tea in restaurant.
But here's where it gets interesting. Oh, the Poolside bar! Pure bliss. The margaritas flowed freely. I may or may not have had a few too many one afternoon, leading to a very enthusiastic (and somewhat off-key) rendition of "Summer Lovin'". The Restaurants themselves were a mixed bag. The main one, with International cuisine in restaurant, was a bit… hit or miss. The steak was amazing, but the pasta? Let's just say I'm glad they offered a Desserts in restaurant. The Alternative meal arrangement was a nice touch but the Vegetarian restaurant was a little too basic. The Salad in restaurant was heavenly. Also, I did not see any Asian cuisine in restaurant. My only regret is I didn't try any Soup in restaurant. Also there was a Coffee shop.
They also had various Snack bar
Things to Do & Ways to Relax – Spa Day Dreamin' and Other Shenanigans:
Ah, the relaxation! That's what I came for, right? The Swimming pool [outdoor] was gorgeous. The Pool with view was even better. I spent hours just floating and staring at the sky. The Spa was a must. The Sauna was a heavenly experience (I may have accidentally dozed off). The Steamroom helped melt away all my anxieties and the Massage made me reach a bliss I didn't know existed. The Spa/sauna was an experience. I almost booked a Body wrap. I was too chicken about the Body scrub but I seriously considered the Foot bath too. The Gym/fitness looked well-equipped, but between you and me, I only looked at it. I heard a few grumbles about the other guests at the Gym/fitness.
Services and Conveniences – They Thought of Almost Everything:
This place offers a lot. The Doorman was super helpful, the Concierge could answer absolutely anything, and the Daily housekeeping was amazing. The Cash withdrawal was super useful. Dry cleaning, Laundry service, and Ironing service were all available, which is perfect if you are staying there for an event. The Business facilities were well-equipped (though I never actually used them). The Wi-Fi for special events was nice to know.
I did appreciate the Gift/souvenir shop. I also saw the facilities for Babysitting service, just in case. They offered Food delivery and they also have Family/child friendly stuff. I was super thankful for the Luggage storage.
For the Kids – Kid-Friendly but Not Overwhelming:
They had some Kids facilities and Kids meal. It's not Disney, but it's certainly family-friendly.
Getting Around – A Texan Adventure:
They offered Airport transfer, which I didn't need, but it's a great option. The Car park [free of charge] was a lifesaver. And they had Car park [on-site]. They also had Bicycle parking.
Other Quirky Observations and Emotional Reactions:
- I'm pretty sure one of the plants in the lobby winked at me. Or maybe it was the margarita talking.
- There was a serious shortage of outlets in my room. I ended up unplugging the lamp to charge my phone. First world problems, I know.
- I wish they had a bit more local flavor in the restaurant. I wanted authentic Texan food, not just stuff that felt generic.
- The Shrine was a little out of place.
Overall – Would I Go Back?
Honestly? Yes. Despite the minor gripes, the Inn at Three Rivers has a certain charm. It's a place where you can genuinely relax, recharge, and maybe even have a few existential thoughts while staring at the stars. The staff are genuinely friendly, the location is stunning, and the margaritas are strong.
Final Verdict: Four out of Five Stars (Minus one for the ramp situation and the wonky shower pressure.
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Alright, buckle up buttercup, because this itinerary isn't going to be some pristine, Instagram-filtered fantasy. We're heading to Three Rivers, Texas. Population roughly the same as my high school graduating class… which, you know, says something. Let’s see if we can survive this… journey.
Day 1: Arrival & Existential Dread (and BBQ, obviously)
- 1:00 PM: Arrive in San Antonio (airport, of course, because Three Rivers doesn't exactly have a "Welcome to Three Rivers International Airport" sign). The drive. Oh, the drive. Remember the part about population? Gets real noticeable. Miles and miles of… well, nothing punctuated by the occasional oil pump jack nodding sagely. It’s a long stretch, and it gets real quiet, which is when my inner critic starts yammering.
- 3:00 PM: Arrive in Three Rivers. Check into… hmm. "The Rusty Spur Motel"? "The Cactus Patch Inn"? Decisions, decisions. Let's go with the one that doesn't look like it's seen a murder (though, honestly, at this point, I wouldn’t be surprised). Unpack. Try to find the Wi-Fi password (because apparently, civilization as we know it has not yet reached this corner of the world).
- 4:00 PM: The Quest for Sustenance: BBQ Time! After driving through all the oil pumps, I'm famished. Google-fu leads me to a place called "Smokin' Joe's." Pray it's good. Pray my cholesterol levels don't immediately jump into the stratosphere upon first bite. This isn't just about food; it's about the experience. The smell of hickory, the sweat-slicked faces, the camaraderie (or, you know, just the silence punctuated by the crunch of ribs). Verdict? Okay, it wasn't life-altering…or even that memorable. A bit dry, if I'm honest. But hey, it's Texas BBQ, it's mandatory.
- 6:00 PM: Stroll around. The main drag, I'm told, is where it's at. Maybe… maybe I’ll learn something about the town's history. Like, what the heck is there to do out here?
- 7:00 PM: I’m walking through downtown. It’s a single-traffic-light kind of town. The kind where everyone’s probably known each other since kindergarten. I feel like an alien. I pass a seemingly abandoned movie theater, a place called "The Dew Drop Inn" (probably where all the action happens, but I wouldn't be sure!), and a very friendly dog napping on a porch.
- 8:00 PM: Back at the motel, wrestling with the TV remote. It's like a relic from the early 90s – all static and a handful of channels. Feeling a strange mix of exhaustion and… a little bit of something that feels almost like peace. Maybe it's the lack of internet (and the endless scrolling on my phone). Maybe it's the… well, the nothingness. Or maybe it's just the existential dread kicking in. Time will tell.
Day 2: River Ramblings & the Search for Adventure
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast at… well, wherever opens the earliest. Probably a diner. Pray they have decent coffee. I need caffeine to survive this.
- 9:00 AM: Time for the Three Rivers. Okay, I’ll be honest. I came expecting this town to be a total wasteland. But the river… the river is surprisingly lovely. It's the Frio River, and it meanders through town. I find a spot on the bank, sit, and just… breathe. The water’s low, there are some lovely cypress trees, a blue heron stalks along the edge. This is actually… nice. Who knew? I have a sudden, irrational yearning for a fishing pole. Wondering what I could catch with it?
- 11:00 AM: Now, I've heard whispers of a local park with some trails. Maybe I'll get a bit of exercise, burn some calories, stop feeling so guilty about that BBQ. Let's face it, the "nature" walk is an attempt to alleviate the creeping feeling that I am slowly morphing, bit by bit, into a couch.
- 12:30 PM: Lunch. Another questionable establishment. This time, it's the town's "Mexican restaurant." The enchiladas are… edible. The margaritas are strong. I start thinking maybe small-town life isn't so bad.
- 2:00 PM: The Quest for Entertainment. I search for something… anything… to break the monotony. (I might need to drive to a nearby town.)
- 3:00 PM: Back at the motel. The afternoon has a way of stretching on. I debate between taking a nap and facing my inner critic again. The critic wins. I’m now staring at the ceiling, lost in the swirling patterns of the popcorn texture.
- 7:00 PM: I'll go back out for dinner. Maybe revisit the BBQ place. I'm craving the dry, flavorless meat. Or maybe it's just the experience that gets to me.
- 8:00 PM: More TV wrestling. More wrestling with the existence. Maybe I’ve reached the point of acceptance. Or maybe I'm just dead tired.
Day 3: Leaving and Contemplation (and Maybe a Tex-Mex Last Supper)
- 8:00 AM: Last breakfast. This is it. This is the last time I get to stare at the ceiling and mull over life’s problems. (Probably. Until the next trip.)
- 9:00 AM: One last walk. One last look at the river. One last moment of quiet. Maybe it's something about the stillness, the slow pace, the lack of distractions. Whatever it is, I realize that I wasn't expecting to like this place. But I did. In small, unlikely ways.
- 10:00 AM: Pack. Check out. The inevitable drive back to San Antonio. The inevitable return to the real world.
- 12:00 PM: Stop at a Tex-Mex place on the way. Gotta get the final fix, the last taste of my brief, strange sojourn.
- 1:00 PM: Waiting at the airport. Thinking of the quiet, the nothingness… and kind of missing it.
- 2:00 PM: Back home. The cycle starts again. The hum of everyday life returning. But I think I'll remember Three Rivers, in all its dusty, quiet glory. And maybe, just maybe, that’s enough.
So, Escape to Paradise... Is It Really Paradise? (The Honest Version)
Paradise? Okay, hold up a sec. Let's be real. It's not *like* the Garden of Eden. My expectations, initially, were sky-high, thanks to the website photos. Gorgeous, right? But, and there's always a "but"... it's more like a *Texas-sized paradise*. Think: less pristine beaches, more sprawling riverfront. Less "Instagram perfect" and more "authentically Texan".
Look, I went in with stars in my eyes (and a *whole* lotta sunscreen). And it *mostly* delivered. The scenery? Stunning. The river? Inviting. The peace and quiet? Glorious. But perfection? Nope. And that's what made it *interesting*, y’know?
Okay, Spill the Beans. What's the Vibe? City Slicker vs. Country Mouse?
Alright, picture this: You're driving, windows down, feeling *that* Texas breeze. You're leaving the city behind, the road unwinding like a ribbon. Suddenly, a *lot* of cows. And that's the Vibe. It's *definitely* not a glitzy, high-rise kinda place. It's laid-back, slightly rustic, charming in its own quirky way.
I'm a total city mouse at heart. But after a few hours, I started to *get* it. You know? The slow pace, the sky full of stars… Yeah, the "getting eaten alive by mosquitos" part less so, but still! It's a chance to unplug, recharge and, if you're me, discover some deep-seated fear of spiders (more on *that* later…)
The Rooms: Cozy Cabin or Cramped Shack? The Hard Truth.
The rooms... okay, let's call them "rustic-chic". Think: comfortable beds, a fireplace (YES!) and a decor that screams "Texas comfort." I'm not gonna lie, the place *was* smaller than I thought. I'd booked the "River View Suite," which sounded *grand*. Sure, the view was *amazing* (hello, sunrises!), but the space was...um...cozy.
And the bathroom? Well, let’s just say my inner germaphobe *almost* staged a revolt. But hey, who needs space when you have a view like that, right? Just pack some extra disinfectant wipes. Seriously.
The Food Situation: Gourmet Grub or Gas Station Snacks?
Okay, food. This is where things get…interesting. Breakfast was included and, honestly, it was decent. Think: pancakes, eggs, that kind of thing. Nothing life-altering, but definitely edible, and hey, you can't beat free.
Lunch and dinner were where the real adventures began. Three Rivers, bless its heart, is not exactly a culinary mecca. The closest restaurant was a bit of a drive, and let's just say my taste buds weren't necessarily *thrilled*. But the *atmosphere*! That was a different story, a local joint, full of friendly faces and hearty laughter. I ate a burger, and actually, it was *good*. Imperfect, but good, and part of the *experience*. Don’t expect fine dining, but embrace the real Texas vibe – or, you know, pack snacks.
The River: Heaven or Headache (and Mosquito Magnet)?
The river. Oh, the river. It's the star of the show, right? And the photos...beautiful! Swimming, kayaking, fishing, the whole shebang.
I, being the brave soul that I am, *did* take a dip. The water was cool, refreshing, and *filled* with...well, I'm not sure *what* was in there, but I chose to ignore it. The kayaking? A triumph! Until I almost tipped over and then, the inevitable happened: the mosquitos descended. Bring bug spray. Seriously. A lot of it. And maybe a hazmat suit.
The Amenities: What Actually Matters?
Pool? Nope. Spa? Dream on. This isn't a resort, people. The focus is clearly on the *location* and the *atmosphere*. They have a fire pit, which is awesome (s'mores, anyone?), and some outdoor seating areas, perfect for watching the sunset with a glass of wine. Wi-Fi was spotty, which, honestly, I kinda loved. It forced me to unplug. And the staff? Super friendly. Texan hospitality, all the way.
The Staff: Saints or Sinners? (Or Just Humans Trying Their Best?)
The staff? Absolutely lovely. Seriously, they were accommodating, friendly and helpful. I felt bad for the poor housekeeping crew, though – between the bugs, the dust, and the aforementioned “cozy” bathroom, they had their work cut out for them! But, the smiles were genuine, and they went out of their way to make sure you felt welcome.
Would You Go Back? The Ultimate Verdict!
Okay, the big question. Would I go back to Escape to Paradise? Hmmm... That's a complex one.
Look, it's wasn't perfect. I had my mosquito bites, my bathroom anxieties, and my moments of longing for a decent latte. But, it was *memorable*. I really enjoyed the quiet, the river, the sunsets. It reminded me to slow down. I will definitely have to reconsider my stance on small spaces. So... yeah. I might. Maybe. With industrial-strength bug spray.
The One Memory That Stuck With Me (For Better or For Worse): The Spider.
Okay, I mentioned the spiders. And I *need* to elaborate. One night, snuggled up in my "cozy" room, I saw it. The biggest, hairiest, most terrifying spider I have *ever* encountered. It was on the wall above the bed and it. was. enormous. I screamed. I cried (okay, *maybe* IEscape to Paradise: Your Dream Awaits at Exotic Villa Ferrargunj, India
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