Uncover Kinosaki Onsen's Hidden Gem: Nishimuraya Honkan's Irresistible Charm!
Uncover Kinosaki Onsen's Hidden Gem: Nishimuraya Honkan's Irresistible Charm!
The Grand Splurge: A Review (Messy, Honest, and Probably Over-the-Top)
Okay, deep breaths. I've just emerged from…well, let's just say it: a Grand Splurge. And now, the review. Buckle up, because this is gonna be a long one. Think less Michelin star, more chaotic buffet.
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(Now the messy fun begins…)
First Impressions… Or, Where Did I Even Park This Thing?!
Right, so the first thing you notice is… well, how big it is. Seriously, you could get lost just trying to find the lobby. That's where Valet Parking comes in handy, thank the heavens. Although, on the actual day, the valet was a bit… absent. Took a good ten minutes before someone materialized, which honestly felt like an eternity when you're wrestling with luggage and jet lag. Car Park [on-site] - technically yes. Conveniently, sometimes. Car Park [free of charge] - Yup, a nice bonus. But the Car power charging station? That’s actually a huge win in my book! Top marks there.
Accessibility: The Good, The Bad, and The Elevators (Oh, the Elevators!)
Okay, accessibility. This is HUGE for me because, well, life happens, and having options is crucial.
- Wheelchair accessible: For the most part, yes. Ramps were plentiful, and there were elevators everywhere. The Elevator wait times, however, could make you gray before your time. Seriously, sometimes I felt like I was waiting for Godot. This could be something to work on- a small flaw that makes a big difference!
- Facilities for disabled guests: They seemed to have thought of everything. But I confess, I didn't test ALL of it. I DID see accessible rooms, and the bathrooms were definitely designed with accessibility in mind.
Let’s Talk Wi-Fi (Because, Let’s Be Real, That Matters)
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, which, hallelujah! And it was actually GOOD Wi-Fi. I mean, I streamed movies, made video calls, and generally acted like a digital nomad…with a pool view. Internet access – wireless, Internet access – LAN also available. The dream! There was, of course, a brief moment of panic when the connection hiccuped, and I started imagining all sorts of work deadlines collapsing… but it was quickly rectified.
Food, Glorious Food (And Maybe a Little Too Much of It)
Okay, the dining. Where do I even begin? This is where the "splurge" part really kicks in.
- Breakfast [buffet]: The buffet. Oh, the buffet. It was vast. Borderline overwhelming. Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, everything in between. I made the mistake of pacing myself the first morning. Rookie move. By the second, I was full-on embracing the gluttony. I was in heaven.
- Restaurants: Multiple! A la carte in restaurant options galore. Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant – name it, they probably had it. I even went to the Vegetarian restaurant, which was a delightful (and much-needed) break from the heavy stuff.
- Room service [24-hour]: Yes, please! After a particularly grueling day of…relaxing by the pool (tough life, I know), I ordered a late-night snack. Everything was delicious, and arrived promptly.
- Poolside bar: Essential. Cocktails by the pool? Yes, indeed. Happy hour? Even better.
- Desserts in restaurant: Oh, the desserts! I’m not even going to go into them. Let’s just say, I may have gained a few pounds. But, like, worth it.
- Bottle of water: Replenished daily. A small thing, but much appreciated.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant and Coffee shop: Very convenient, especially with the breakfast spread.
Relaxation Station: Spa, Pool, and General Bliss (Unless You’re a Little Claustrophobic)
This is where the hotel really shines. Though I didn't get to try everything, I did my best.
- Spa: Yes. Absolutely, undeniably, YES. Massage. Body scrub. Body wrap. The works. Pure bliss. I’m not sure I’ve ever felt so relaxed.
- Pool with view: Stunning. Instagram-worthy. I spent a significant amount of time here. There's also swimming pool and swimming pool [outdoor].
- Steamroom: I loved it. But be warned: I can imagine some people feeling a bit… trapped.
- Sauna: Also great!
- Fitness center: I intended to go to the Gym/fitness. But, you know, spa life. So…no comment. (Maybe another time.)
Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitized, But Still…Human
Okay, let's get real. In these times (the world of COVID-19), safety is on everyone's minds.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Check.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Seemed so, yes.
- Hand sanitizer: Plentiful and readily available.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: Yep, they offered it, which is great.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: I did see staff wearing masks and taking precautions.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Hopefully, I didn't catch anything that didn't want to be caught.
- Safe dining setup: They did what they could, which was great.
- CCTV in common areas: Very useful, just in case!
Here's the funny thing: sometimes the sterile atmosphere felt…a little too clinical. They were clearly trying hard on the sterilizing equipment and the professional-grade sanitizing services. I guess the hotel was trying to be completely safe, a bit too clean.
Rooms: Luxurious, But Let’s Talk About the Blackout Curtains…
The rooms? Beautiful. Non-smoking rooms? Thankfully! (Although, as a side note, I DID see a designated smoking area). Air conditioning, Free bottled water, Bathrobes, Slippers, Alarm clock, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, all the usual suspects, but done well. The bed? Extra-long, and ridiculously comfortable. Wake-up service? Always a good thing.
The Blackout curtains, though… they were effective. So effective, in fact, that I nearly slept through my alarm every morning. The struggle was real.
Also, I was lucky enough to get a room with a Window that opens - which isn't always a given in these types of hotels. It was nice to get some fresh air and the little amenities such as Complimentary tea. Lovely!
Services and Conveniences: A Mixed Bag
- Concierge: Super helpful. They arranged transport, gave recommendations, and generally made my life easier.
- Daily housekeeping: Excellent. My room was always spotless.
- Laundry service: Convenient, but a little pricy.
- Dry cleaning: Did not use.
- Luggage storage: Smooth and easy.
- Cash withdrawal: Didn't use.
- Facilities for disabled guests: Mentioned above, but worth repeating.
- Doorman: Always cheerful.
- Air conditioning in public area: Good.
- Elevator: As I mentioned before, the pace was a little slow.
- Wi-fi for special events: Good.
- Fax/Xerox in business center: Didn't need!
Less Relevant Stuff (For Me, Anyway)
- Business facilities: Didn't use, but everything seemed to be there. Meetings, Meeting/banquet facilities.
- For the kids: No kids of my own, but the Family/child-friendly label seems accurate. I saw a few families, and the place seemed well-equipped.
- Pets allowed unavailable: Fine by me. I love pets, but not necessarily in a luxury hotel.
- Shrine/Smoking area: Strange.
The Verdict (Finally!)
The Grand Splurge? Expensive, yes. At times, a little too much. But ultimately, a fantastic experience. The spa was divine. The food was incredible. The rooms were comfortable. The service was generally excellent.
The imperfections? Well, there were the minor ones: the elevator wait times, the slow valet, and the slight feeling of being
Luxury Escape: Xianyang's Shell Hotel Near Sanyuan Bus Station!
Alright, alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into my Kinosaki Onsen adventure… and trust me, it's gonna be a trip. This isn't some perfectly curated Instagram feed; it's real life, with all its awkwardness, unexpected delights, and near-disasters. And yes, there will be ramen. Lots and lots of ramen.
Kinosaki Onsen: The Diary of a Slightly Overwhelmed Tourist (and Lover of Hot Springs)
Day 1: Arrival and the Case of the Missing Kimono
- 1:00 PM: Landed in Toyooka. Okay, the airport's tiny, I mean tiny! I swear I could've walked from the baggage claim to the taxi in my pajamas. So far, so quaint. That being said, the train to Kinosaki Onsen was a breeze. Scenery? Majestic green mountains, rivers like ribbons… I was already starting to feel that zen vibe… or maybe that was just the relief of finally being off a plane.
- 3:00 PM: Nishimuraya Honkan – the place looks like a dream. Seriously, imagine the most elegant traditional Japanese inn… now amplify that by a million. The lobby? Impeccable. The staff? So polite I’m convinced they secretly practice telepathy.
- 3:30 PM: Check-in complete. The room? Gorgeous. Sliding doors, tatami mats, a tiny balcony… and the view! Ah, just imagine myself soaking in the onsen and drinking sake, I can already relax!
- 4:00 PM: Kimono Chaos. Okay, so here's the first hiccup. They give you a yukata (a lighter kimono) to wear around town, and I swear, I felt like a flailing octopus trying to put this thing on. I watched the tutorial video, but, well, let's just say my obi (the belt) resembled a particularly aggressive… pretzel. After 15 minutes of panic and much giggling, I was able to put it on, but I had the feeling I needed to make it right. I finally asked for help to the lady in the front desk: she smiled and helped me, it was a relief.
- 5:00 PM: First stroll through town. Oh. My. Goodness. Kinosaki Onsen is like stepping into a postcard. Willow-lined canals, the smell of sulfur from the hot springs, and everyone's wearing yukata! I, on the other hand, already had a stain.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at the Ryokan: kaiseki cuisine. It was art on a plate. Tiny portions, but each one exploded with flavor. Wagyu beef? Melted in my mouth. I'm not gonna lie, I was full after 20 minutes.
- 7:30 PM: The real reason I came: first onsen experience! The public bath at Nishimuraya Honkan. I'm… shy-ish. But wow. The water was so warm, so comforting. All the worries melted away. The air was thick with steam, and I could barely see. I’m not sure that I enjoyed it, but it was something.
- 9:00 PM: Back in the room, feeling sleepy, I tried to get the internet working, but it failed. I gave up. Time to sleep, tomorrow will be a great day.
Day 2: Onsen Hopping and Ramen Ruin
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast at the ryokan? Japanese breakfast. Fish. Rice. Pickles. Okay, I’m not sure I loved every single thing, but I gave it a sincere try.
- 9:30 AM: Time to conquer the public onsen! I started with the Goshono-yu, known for its architecture. It was beautiful, but let's be honest, the most nerve-wracking part was the bit where I had to walk around naked in front of everyone. I’m still not sure I will ever get used to this.
- 10:30 AM: Went to Yanagi-yu. Said to be the luckiest bath. Oh, well!
- 11:30 AM: Back to the ryokan to try the private onsen. That was perfect.
- 12:30 PM: Lunch – Ramen! I found this tiny place, but the queue was huge. The smell was divine. The ramen? Rich, savory broth, perfect noodles, tender pork… I inhaled it. Absolutely glorious. I'm almost positive I got some on my yukata, again.
- 2:00 PM: I decided to attempt one of the smaller temples. I love temples!
- 3:00 PM: A little more onsen. This time I decided to go to Satono-yu. It was a bit less crowded.
- 4:00 PM: Back to the Ryokan.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at the Ryokan.
- 7:00 PM: Before sleeping, I went to the room, played a bit of Nintendo Switch.
- 9:30 PM: Time to sleep. Tomorrow I will have to leave.
Day 3: Farewell, Kinosaki!
- 8:00 AM: Final breakfast. I might actually miss all the delicious fish and rice. Nah, probably not.
- 9:00 AM: Last stroll through town. Trying to soak up every last drop of the atmosphere. I bought some souvenirs, including a giant, fluffy Kinosaki Onsen mascot keyring.
- 10:00 AM: Checked out. I'm already plotting my return.
- 11:00 AM: Train to Kyoto.
- 12:00 PM: As I settle on the train, I realized how much this trip meant to me. The onsen, the food, the laughter, the struggles, the imperfections… it all added up to something pretty damn special. Kinosaki Onsen, you magnificent place, you've made me fall in love with Japan even more.
Epilogue:
So, there you have it. My Kinosaki Onsen adventure. Did I get it all right? Nope. Did I have a blast? Hell yes. Now, time to start planning my next adventure… and maybe figure out how to properly tie a kimono.
Luxury Luna Suites Taksim: Your Istanbul Dream Getaway Awaits!
Okay, so... *[Insert First Question Here, like "Where do I even START with a ukulele?"*]
Ugh, the BEGINNING. Don't even get me STARTED. I remember when I decided to learn the ukulele. It was a Tuesday. I was feeling... wistful. You know, the kind of wistful where you're simultaneously dreaming of a beach vacation and also contemplating the meaninglessness of existence. SO, I decide, "I'm going to become a beachy, existential ukulele player!" (Spoiler alert: I’m still mostly existential, and the beach vacation still hasn't happened.) Anyway, back to reality (darn it!). Where do you start? First, a ukulele. Duh. Don't go crazy expensive at first. I grabbed one on Amazon, a cheap soprano. It was a beautiful, *terrible* instrument. It was like trying to learn guitar on a shoebox. The strings were practically glued to the fretboard. The sound? Let's just say it didn't exactly evoke visions of swaying palm trees. But hey, it worked (mostly). Start cheap, see if you even LIKE it. Because let's be real, you might decide to quit after fifteen minutes of trying to strum. And if you do? No harm, no foul.
*[Insert Second Question Here, like "What's the best ukulele type for a beginner?"*]
Oh, the ukulele TYPES! It’s a minefield, I'm telling you! Soprano, concert, tenor, baritone… It’s like they’re trying to confuse you on purpose! And yeah, the internet *will* tell you to start with a concert ukulele. It *probably* is good advice, because they have more space between the frets and the sound is great. But the BEST type? The one you're going to actually, you know, *play*. Personally, I'm a sucker for a concert size, mostly because my sausage fingers feel less cramped when they're not crammed inside a soprano. But again, it's personal. Go to a shop (or a very well-stocked online retailer - make sure they have returns, trust me) and try them out. Hold them. Strum them. See which one feels... right in your hands. If it feels like it’s going to make you want to chuck it against a wall after ten minutes, then move on. My first ukulele? A soprano. It was like a tiny baby guitar! I figured, “Small means easy!” Wrong. Very, very wrong.
*[Insert Third Question Here, like "How hard is it to actually *learn* to play?"*]
"Hard" is such a subjective word, isn't it? I mean, compared to, say, learning brain surgery? Probably not. Compared to, oh, I don't know, tying your shoes? Definitely! The truth is, it depends. It depends on your patience (mine? Non-existent, ask my partner). It depends on your dedication. It depends on how quickly your fingers learn to contort themselves into those awkward chord shapes. I vividly remember the first time I attempted a C chord. Horrifying. My fingers felt like clumsy octopuses, hopelessly entangled. I thought I would never get better. I am still sometimes terrible, but on a good day, I can hold chords and strum a song. Just don't ask me to play in front of an audience, unless you want a comedy show with a *lot* of awkward silences.
*[Insert Fourth Question Here, like "What are some common mistakes people make?"*]
Oh, mistakes! I’ve made them all, and sometimes I make them still. 1. **Choosing the Wrong Ukulele**: We touched on this before, but I had the worst ukulele at first. The intonation was awful and it wouldn't stay in tune. 2. **Giving Up Too Soon**: The learning curve can be steep sometimes. I'd get frustrated and want to quit. I'd throw that thing across the room! (Okay, I threw it mostly in my *mind*... but the urge was real). 3. **Not Practicing:** Okay, duh. But it's true. You don't get good by osmosis. You've got to pick it up and play, even when you don't *feel* like it. 4. **Buying Every Accessory Under the Sun**: Tuner, capo, ukulele strap, songbook... I fell for it. (The capo is actually quite useful, though!). 5. **Comparing Yourself to Others**: There are ukulele gods and goddesses out there. Don't compare yourself to them. Just enjoy the journey.
*[Insert Fifth Question Here, or a Minor Category, like "What about Ukulele Tuning?"*]
Ah, tuning. The eternal struggle. My first ukulele? It wouldn't *stay* in tune for longer than, like, five minutes. Like, I'd tune it, then I'd strum one chord, and it'd be horribly flat. There are MANY ways to tune your ukulele: using a tuner, a tuning app, or a piano. (I use a tuner because I'm impatient and the piano is way too much work.) BUT the important thing is that it's tuned! Do it BEFORE you even try to play. Seriously. Otherwise all you'll hear is sad, dissonant chaos. And honestly, don't buy a cheap tuner either. Spend the money so you can hear the notes!
*[Insert Sixth Question Here, or a Minor Category, like "So, the learning process?"*]
Okay, so the learning process. It's not a straight line, trust me. There are ups and downs. (mostly downs, at least in the beginning.) One minute you think, "Hey, I almost got that G chord!" The next, you're staring at your ukulele with the same bewildered expression as my cat when she sees a cucumber. I remember the first time I actually played a whole, *complete* song. A simple folk song, nothing fancy. I think it was "You Are My Sunshine." It was AWFUL. My chord changes were late, I was flat, and I probably couldn't keep a rhythm. But, you know what? I played the whole song! And I felt like I had accomplished something amazing. My advice: Find some easy songs you like, and just practice, practice, practice! Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither is decent ukulele playing. Also, don't be afraid to be bad at first. It's part of the journey.
*[Insert Seventh Question Here, or a Minor Category, like "Any advice for overcoming frustration?"*]
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