Chennai's Hidden Gem: Unbelievable Treebo Nestlay Casa!
Chennai's Hidden Gem: Unbelievable Treebo Nestlay Casa!
The Grand Whatever-They-Call-It: A Review That's Seen Some Things (and Maybe Forgotten Others)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into… well, a hotel. The Grand Whatever-They-Call-It. (Honestly, the name's already slipping my mind. I'm blaming the jet lag and the questionable coffee.) I stayed there recently, and let me tell you, it was… an experience. Let's break it down, shall we? And by "break it down," I mean let me ramble, reminisce, and maybe even rant a little. Deal? Deal.
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Accessibility: The Good, The Bad, and the "Huh?"
First off – Accessibility. Now, I'm not a wheelchair user myself, but I did poke around, and I gotta say, the signage… well, it was there. Mostly. The elevators felt spacious enough, a definite plus. However, maneuvering through the lobby felt like dodging a thousand tiny tourists doing backflips. The website mentioned Wheelchair accessible and Facilities for disabled guests, but the real test is always the execution, right? I'm giving it a hesitant thumbs-up, with the caveat that I didn't personally need those accommodations. And the "Huh?" part? Finding the actual accessible entrance felt like a scavenger hunt.
On-Site Restaurants/Lounges: Food, Glorious Food (and Maybe Indigestion)
Okay, let's get to the good stuff: the grub! They had Restaurants, plural! The Asian cuisine in restaurant was… passable. I'm not one for sugar, but it leaned way too sweet to my liking. The Western cuisine in restaurant was slightly better, but not earth-shattering. The Poolside bar was a lifesaver, especially after battling those buffet lines. I did spot a Vegetarian restaurant mentioned somewhere, but I completely blanked on it during the stay. They did mention Breakfast in room, which I never ordered. Breakfast was the dreaded Breakfast [buffet]… sigh. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was lukewarm and tasted like despair and old man's feet. But hey, at least there was Happy hour, right? Even the Soup in restaurant didn't help.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Days and Squinting at the Sky
The Spa was the highlight. Hands down. I indulged in a Body scrub and a Massage, and emerged feeling like a slightly less stressed-out version of myself. The Pool with view was stunning – a panoramic vista of… well, I'm not quite sure what. Some hills. Maybe some clouds. And a lot of other people bobbing about. The Steamroom and Sauna were decent. The Fitness center was… okay. The equipment seemed to be from the Jurassic period and the gym floor was a sea of sweat. I never made it to the Foot bath. Missed opportunity!
Cleanliness & Safety: Germaphobia's Delight?
This one earned a solid B+. They really went all-out on the Anti-viral cleaning products and Daily disinfection in common areas. Hand sanitizer dispensers were everywhere. Rooms sanitized between stays. I'm not saying they're trying to create a sterile environment for the end of times, but I'm not not saying it either. I will say that the Staff trained in safety protocol seemed very aware, even though I kept knocking my head on the tables.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: A Culinary Rollercoaster
The A la carte in restaurant was a welcome change from the buffet, but the prices… ouch. Room service [24-hour] was a godsend at 3 am when I was battling insomnia and a craving for a greasy burger. The Snack bar was a lifesaver for grabbing a quick bite but was the only option for late night eating. Surprisingly, the Bottle of water was free! So, yay for that.
Services & Conveniences: The Perks and the Quirks
The Concierge was fantastic. They could get me anything… except a better cup of coffee. The Daily housekeeping was efficient, but sometimes a little too efficient. My belongings were moved, rearranged, and one time, I swear, my underwear was folded into a perfect swan. Okay, I'm probably exaggerating, but still. The Elevator was slow, especially at meal times. Food delivery, Laundry service, and Dry cleaning were all available.
Available In All Rooms: The Essential Stuff
Air conditioning? Check. Free Wi-Fi? Double-check! (Seriously, bless those routers.) Coffee/tea maker? There, but, as mentioned, not worth the bother. Mini bar? Yes, but at premium prices. The Bed was comfy, but the Pillows were the size of bricks. Blackout curtains were essential, so I slept until noon. The Mirror was a little too flattering. I started to think I was a movie star. Desk, check. Hair dryer? Yep. Internet access – wireless? You betcha. Non-smoking? Yeah, that's a rule, and no one seemed to be breaking it.
The Rambling Aftermath and Some Extra Observations:
- Pets: The hotel website mentioned the availability of pets. I was hoping for a furry friend to cuddle with but was told that it was unavailable. I feel a little empty inside.
- Family/Child Friendly: There were kids and so many strollers. Some were screaming. Some were not. But I am very happy that I didn't have to deal with them.
- Exterior corridor: The hotel had an exterior corridor. I am glad.
- Smoke alarms: Smoke detectors were there. I like that.
- Front desk [24-hour]: The front desk was 24-hour. I found it a bit of a chore because I hate talking to people when I'm tired.
- Luggage storage: Luggage storage was a lifesaver.
The Verdict:
Would I stay at The Grand Whatever-They-Call-It again? Maybe. It wasn't perfect, but it had its moments. The spa was divine. The Free Wi-Fi was a definite win. The Staff trained in safety protocol made me feel slightly less like I was entering a biohazard zone. It's a solid choice if you’re seeking a hotel with a pool, and a decent place to rest your head. But bring your own coffee, people. And maybe a noise-canceling headset. And perhaps, a small therapy animal. Just in case.
Unbelievable Jun Hotel Deal Near Duyun Station: Guizhou Getaway!Okay, buckle up, buttercup. This isn't your sterile, perfectly-formatted travel itinerary. This is a chaotic, caffeine-fueled, potentially-disastrous-but-hopefully-amazing experience, tailored around my stay (and hopefully yours!) at Treebo Nestlay Casa in Chennai. Get ready for some serious Indian adventure. And by adventure, I mostly mean navigating auto-rickshaws and trying to avoid Delhi Belly.
Chennai: A Slightly Madcap Adventure (with Treebo Nestlay Casa as our Humble Base)
Day 1: Arrival & Cultural Assault (in the best way possible)
- 8:00 AM (ish): Flight lands. Chennai airport. Deep breaths. The air is thick. Literally. And the smells? A symphony of jasmine, diesel, and something I can't quite place. Excitement levels: High. Also, slightly terrified.
- 9:00 AM: Pre-booked a taxi (smart move, me!). Traffic is… well, let's just say it's an experience. Horns blare relentlessly. Cows amble across the road with utter indifference. I'm pretty sure I saw a guy riding a motorbike holding a chicken. This is going to be good.
- 10:00 AM: Check in at Treebo Nestlay Casa. Relief floods over me. A/C! Cleanliness! A friendly smile from the receptionist (bless him). The room is smaller than I imagined, but clean and well-lit. Okay, maybe not well lit, but it’ll do. The wifi works, which is a minor miracle.
- 11:00 AM: Quick freshen up, ditch the jet lag, and get ready to be a total tourist. Off on the search for a proper Indian Thali. Research says: "try Murugan Idli Shop". A good plan it seems.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at Murugan Idli Shop: Oh. My. Word. The dosas! The chutneys! The sheer overwhelming deliciousness! Spicy, crispy, and utterly addictive. I'm pretty sure I ate enough to feed a small village. I would've taken a photo, but I was too busy stuffing my face. Note to self: learn how to eat with my hands gracefully.
- 2:00 PM: A stroll around the nearby streets. This is where the 'cultural assault' really begins. The vibrant colours! The bustling markets! The sheer density of humanity! I’m slightly overwhelmed BUT I feel as though I'm absorbing something here. Feeling the energy of life. Staring into people's eyes, there is a recognition of understanding.
- 3:00 PM: I make it to the beach! Marina Beach. It is huge. Sand, sea, and a whole host of hawkers. People are flying kites. Boys are playing cricket. I see a lady in a pink sari and her hair still wet, she just got out of the sea. I got a bad tummy ache right then. I really shouldn't have ate so many chillies.
- 4:00 PM: Stumbled upon a small temple by the sea. Intrigued, I enter. It's a sensory overload – incense, chanting, and the vibrant colours of the deities. I feel out of place. But in a good way. It's beautiful. Spiritual. Also, I'm pretty sure I stepped on someone's foot. Oops.
- 5:00 PM: Back to Treebo. I take a shower. This is a necessity. I feel like I have been in the air the whole day, with the smell of spices and fuel still there. I think I may need a nap.
- 6:00 PM: Nap time. I lie down on the bed, and start scrolling through my socials. I notice that my phone is full of Indian videos. Maybe that's because I'm in India.
- 8:00 PM: Dinner: There is a restaurant next door. The food here is not great, but it's food and I eat it. I finish with a Masala tea.
- 9:00 PM: Collapsed into bed, utterly exhausted but exhilarated. Jet lag is a cruel mistress, but this adventure is worth it.
Day 2: Temples, Art, and a Search for the Perfect Filter Coffee
- 7:00 AM: Wake up a little less jetlagged and a tiny bit more excited. Treebo's breakfast is included, so I'm heading down to see what's on offer. I'm hoping for something other than toast, but I'm prepared to accept what I am given.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast. The breakfast is alright, but I decide that I won't eat at Treebo's, I will find a local place.
- 9:00 AM: Travel by auto-rickshaw: The auto-rickshaw is more of a rollercoaster, I would actually pay good money to go on the ride again.
- 10:00 AM: Visit the Kapaleeshwarar Temple: This temple is INCREDIBLE. The colours, the carvings, the energy – it's breathtaking. I wander around, completely awestruck. I try to take photos, but I'll be honest, I'm not sure I'm capturing the magic. It is still very pretty though.
- 11:00 AM: Coffee time! The quest for the perfect Chennai filter coffee begins. After some (very unscientific) research, I find a tiny, hole-in-the-wall place that looks promising. The coffee is strong, milky, and has a wonderful, distinctive flavour. It is the best coffee of the day.
- 12:00 PM: Walk among the houses. There are many houses that are really impressive, and big. I feel poor.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch! I find a place near the shore. I am a little tired, but it is nice to sit and eat.
- 2:00 PM: Visit DakshinaChitra Museum: This museum is amazing. All the beautiful old buildings, the crafts, the pottery. It is a glimpse in the world of beauty.
- 4:00 PM: Relaxing in the hotel room. I'm a little more tired again.
- 6:00 PM: Head out to buy my groceries. It is nice to shop so I buy a lot.
- 8:00 PM: Dinner. This time I eat a lot of yoghurt, since I'm feeling a little nauseous and everything looks a little too exciting.
Day 3: Pondicherry Calling and the Messy Truth of Travel
- 8:00 AM: Last breakfast at Treebo. I am sad to go. I'm starting to feel like I'm settling in, this place is a nice place to start the day.
- 9:00 AM: Check out. I say goodbye to the receptionist, feel I will miss this city.
- 10:00 AM: Road Trip! I'm off to Pondicherry. I have a car now, which is a relief, but I have the feeling that I won't have the peace of the Treebo hotel. It's going to be a bumpy ride.
- 11:00 AM: I'm hungry, but the coffee isn't as good. I feel a sadness that is hard to explain.
- 12:00 AM: I will leave the rest of the day.
Important Notes (That Might Actually Happen):
- The Stomach Issue: I've packed medication for this. And even some extra medication, too. Pray for me.
- The Auto-Rickshaw Negotiations: I WILL get ripped off. It's inevitable. But I'll try to haggle with a smile. And a healthy sense of humour.
- The Language Barrier: I'm attempting to learn some basic Tamil phrases. Pray for those around me.
- The Laundry: There is no laundry service at Treebo. I'm contemplating doing laundry in the sink. Wish me luck/pray for the hotel staff.
- The Overall Feeling: Expect a mix of awe, exhaustion, and the constant urge to buy every colourful thing I see. Chennai, you've already won me over. Now, let's see what you've got in store. Wish me luck. I'll need it.
This is just a starting point! I'll update it, revise it, and probably completely deviate from it. The beauty of travel, right? Embrace the chaos!
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