Singapore Mall's BEST Hotel Secret: Treebo Shivam Inn Lucknow!
Singapore Mall's BEST Hotel Secret: Treebo Shivam Inn Lucknow!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This is gonna be a review. A real one. Not the sanitized, generic fluff you usually find. We're going deep. Let's get this show on the road.
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Alright, metadata out of the way. Now for the fun part:
Accessibility: Bless Their Hearts (Mostly)
Okay, so I am not in a wheelchair, so I can't say I've experienced the wheelchair accessibility of this place. But I'm trying to imagine, you know? The website says it's "wheelchair accessible," which is always a good start, but you just never know until you are actually going through it. They mentioned "facilities for disabled guests." Alright. That sounds promising. No actual experience to share here, but, I did observe some things.
On-Site Restaurants/Lounges - The Culinary Gauntlet
Okay, listen. This is where it gets juicy. They had a lot of options. I mean, a lot. Like, a whole menu of meals. My God, I was never sure I would eat it all.
Restaurants: They promise a buffet, a la carte, Asian cuisine, International cuisine, and vegetarian options. Right. Let's break this down.
- The Buffet: Ah, the buffet. The land of endless possibilities and questionable choices. Frankly, it was a bit overwhelming. I mean, who needs that many tiny quiches at 7 am? (Me, apparently). The Asian selections were decent, but the Western offerings felt a little…tired. Like, they'd been sitting there since last Tuesday. I did enjoy the freshly made eggs, though. Gotta give them that.
A La Carte: Tried the "signature" dishes one night. Honestly, a bit pricey. The Asian selections had a lot of chilli peppers, and they weren't shy about it either. It was really hot. It was so hot, I had to wave a waitress and ask for more water. I do enjoy hot food, just not that night.
The Vegetarian Restaurant: I got a bit of a craving for some veggies, so went and tried out their vegetarian selections. The restaurant was lovely, with large windows, great sunlight, and a lovely view. I did think the food was lovely, but I had very little idea what I was eating. It was a little bland.
- The Bars: They had a poolside bar (which looked enticing!), and a bar at the restaurant. I did want to try them, but didn't want to drink alone.
Coffee Shop: I'm a coffee addict, so this was crucial. It was okay. Decent coffee, nothing mind-blowing. The muffins, however, were another story. Dry. Stale. Like they’d been used as a prop in a horror movie.
Wheelchair Accessible - More on this later
Okay, so, the website claims to be accessible. I'm really trying to be fair here. I didn't physically test this, so I can't say for sure. BUT, I noticed things. I.E. the signage.
Internet Access: A Digital Rollercoaster
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!: Praise the gods of connectivity! And…it mostly worked. Except when it didn't. Which was a lot. I'm talking dropping connections during important video calls, buffering like crazy while trying to watch a movie, and the general feeling of being digitally stranded. They also had…
- Internet [LAN]: Did anyone even use this? Like, did they even have the dongle for it?
- Internet Services: They said they had internet services. Which I am assuming they did.
- Wi-Fi in public areas: Yep. Same patchy performance as the in-room Wi-Fi. Good luck trying to download anything substantial.
Things to Do / Ways to Relax - Spa Dreams and Fitness Nightmares
- Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage: Ah, the spa. This was the highlight of the trip. Seriously. The massage was heavenly. The therapist was fantastic. The body scrub left me feeling like a brand new person. Worth every penny. 10/10 would recommend.
- Fitness center: Okay, here’s where things got…interesting. It was packed. Like, sardines-in-a-can packed. Equipment old, and some of it clearly broken, although they said it was fixed. Good luck finding a treadmill. And the gym music? Let’s just say it wasn’t exactly motivating.
- Pool with view: Yes! There was a view! The pool was lovely and it was nice.
- Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: All available! The outdoor pool was a bit chilly, but lovely. The sauna was awesome. A whole bunch of amenities.
Cleanliness and Safety - Trying to Feel Safe in a Post-Pandemic World
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Good.
- Breakfast takeaway service: Handy, for those of us who like to sleep.
- Cashless payment service: Thank goodness! It made things easy.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: I appreciated this. Made me feel slightly less germaphobic.
- Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit: Glad to know they were there.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere. Essential.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: Yep.
- Hygiene certification: Hopefully.
- Individually-wrapped food options: Again, appreciated.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Sporadic at best.
- Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed: They sure did seem to try!
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Seemed like it.
- Sterilizing equipment: Hopefully they did use it.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - The Fuel for Adventure (and Disappointment)
- Everything mentioned above, in the Restaurants/Lounges section! I’m starting to think my stomach is still digesting all of this.
- Food was alright, but you can get better food from other nearby restaurants.
Services and Conveniences - The Little Extras
- Air conditioning in public area: Yes! Thank goodness.
- Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center. All there! I tried to use some of them. Some worked perfectly.
For the kids: (I don't have kids, but here's what I saw)
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: The place seemed geared towards families. I saw kids everywhere. They seemed happy.
Access:
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Couple's room, Exterior corridor, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Hotel chain, Non-smoking rooms, Pets allowed unavailable: This seems to be their standard.
Available in all rooms: (The Nitty Gritty)
- **Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor,
Okay, buckle up Buttercup! This ain't your average, meticulously planned travel itinerary. This is a living, breathing, slightly-panicked-but-mostly-excited journal of my Lucknow adventure, from my surprisingly comfy basecamp at the Treebo Shivam Inn.
The Great Lucknow Labyrinth – My Attempt to Conquer It (with probably a few wrong turns):
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Butter Chicken Debacle (aka, I'm Already a Mess)
- 8:00 AM: Landed in Lucknow. The air hit me like a warm hug (of smog, admittedly, but a hug nonetheless). Taxi driver smells like a mix of sandalwood and… something else. Let's call it "Lucknow Spice." Arrived at the Treebo. It's clean, the AC works (praise be!), and the staff seems genuinely friendly. So far, so good. My expectations are low after my last budget hotel experience.
- 9:00 AM: Unpacked, and feeling strangely disoriented. "Orientation" is what they call it, but it feels more like I've just wandered into a parallel dimension full of pastel buildings and rickshaws that operate on pure chaos fuel.
- 10:00 AM: Adventure time! First stop (according to my carefully Googled list): Chowk for a sensory overload. I'm talking mountains of spices, glittering fabrics, and the persistent hum of a thousand conversations I don't understand. I got completely lost in the labyrinthine alleys. The sheer density of life here is incredible. I had to sit for a few minutes, overwhelmed.
- 1:00 PM – The Butter Chicken Incident: Okay, so this is where things went south (and, ironically, involved a plate of deliciousness). I found a highly-rated restaurant near the Chowk. Ordered the famed Lucknowi Butter Chicken. Anticipation peaked. First bite… Bliss. Then, another bite… Something wasn't right. I had a tiny piece of bone that hit my tooth. I thought nothing about it and kept eating. Another bone. This repeated multiple times. I tried to not show how repulsed I was cause the food was still incredibly good. After the meal, I felt slightly betrayed. I couldn't finish it, and this beautiful dish was ruined. I will still look for the perfect Butter Chicken in Lucknow for you my love.
- 3:00 PM: Back at the Treebo, nursing a slight food-induced existential crisis (and a possible aversion to chicken bones). Deciding to change gears, I ordered a cup of chai. I felt much better after.
- 6:00 PM: Strolled through the gardens, enjoying the evening. I got a feeling of serenity. The gentle lighting was mesmerizing. Lucknow is slowly winning me over.
- 8:00 PM: Dinner at the Treebo restaurant. Simple, comforting, and bone-free. Thank goodness. I should probably just stick to basics for the next few days.
Day 2: The Bada Imambara and a Moment of True Wonder (and Maybe a Side of Dust):
- 9:00 AM: Ate the complimentary breakfast, which was actually unexpectedly delicious. Eggs and paratha, I feel well-prepared for the day.
- 10:00 AM: The Bada Imambara. Oh. My. God. I knew it was supposed to be impressive, but I was completely unprepared for the sheer scale and beauty of this place. The architecture, the echoing hallways, the maze… It's overwhelming in the best possible way. I felt like I was in an Indiana Jones movie (without the snakes, thankfully).
- 11:00 AM: I got lost in the maze (as one does). I almost went to the wrong side. This is so dangerous. I heard some stories and it was fascinating. I swear, I could have wandered around in there for hours. Felt a moment of quiet, like something was watching me from all sides. It was quite a feeling.
- 1:00 PM: Took some nice Pictures. It was a sunny day. The grounds are dusty, like all of Lucknow, but I didn’t mind. It added to the old charm.
- 3:00 PM: Afternoon: Trying (and failing miserably) to navigate the Lucknow traffic. It's a symphony of horns, rickshaws, bicycles, and the occasional rogue cow. My blood pressure is currently hovering around "slightly elevated."
- 5:00 PM: Found a little tea shop and sat down to watch the world spin by. It was truly beautiful.
- 7:00 PM: Decided to stay in for dinner. I am exhausted.
Day 3: The Unexpected Charm of the Teej and The Art of Doing Nothing:
- 9:00 AM: Slept-in! The quiet of the Treebo is a godsend after the sensory overload of the city.
- 11:00 AM: Decided to buy some gifts. I went to the malls. They were full with vendors. I got a few things for my loved ones.
- 1:00 PM: Some of my favorite foods came. Biryani and Tikka Masala, the best I’ve had.
- 3:00 PM: Back to the comforts of my hotel. I did some reading. The whole stay till now has been like a dream.
- 7:00 PM: Another quiet dinner. The best part about this trip is the peace. I am still recovering.
Day 4: Heading Home (Slightly Sad, Mostly Full of Food, and Definitely Changed):
- 8:00 AM: Last breakfast. Feeling a little sad to leave, and somehow also immensely satisfied. Lucknow, you beautiful, chaotic, sometimes bone-filled beast, you've won me over.
- 9:00 AM: Final stroll around the gardens. Taking it all in, inhaling that Lucknow Spice one last time.
- 11:00 AM: Checked out. Said goodbye to the friendly staff (who probably thought I was a bit of a mess), and ordered a taxi
- 12:00 PM: Back at the airport.
- 1:00 PM: On the flight.
Final Thoughts:
Lucknow is… a lot. It's messy, it's loud, it's dusty, and it's absolutely captivating. The food is a roller coaster (that damn butter chicken!), the history is incredible, and the people are warm and welcoming. I'll definitely be back, maybe with a better bone inspection strategy next time. And I’ll never forget my stay at the Treebo. It was a small oasis in the middle of a grand adventure. I hope I get to visit you again, Lucknow!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go book another flight! This isn’t the end, it’s just the beginning!
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So, what *is* this whole "FAQ" thing anyway? Like, are we supposed to pretend we're super knowledgeable? Because, honestly, I'm winging it a lot.
Ugh, right? The pressure! Basically, FAQs are supposed to be "Frequently Asked Questions" and their answers. Supposedly, we're providing clarity. But let's be real, sometimes *I* have more questions than answers. It's more like a conversation, a messy, rambling chat, where hopefully *some* useful nuggets of information accidentally surface. So, no, I’m not pretending. I'm just… here. Ready to fumble my way through this with you. Let's just say I'm a recovering know-it-all. (Still in therapy, working on it).
Okay, okay, but what exactly are *we* talking about here? Is this about quantum physics? Or… the proper way to eat a cupcake? Because, if it's the latter, I'm *expert* level.
If I knew the "what" with certainty, I assure you, I wouldn't be here. We're talking about… well, anything and everything. Life? The Universe? Cupcake philosophy? It could be a random smattering of topics, a series of interconnected annoyances, or an attempt to make sense of something utterly baffling (like why I still haven't mastered parallel parking). Consider it a choose your own adventure in the realm of… stuff. Basically, if the question needs asking, maybe we'll try to answer it. Emphasis on "try."
Right, but what if I have a *specific* question? Like, a really, *really* specific one? Is that allowed? I've been pondering the ethics of squirrels and bird feeders…
Absolutely! Bring it on! The more obscure the better, honestly. The squirrel/bird feeder dilemma? *Intriguing*. We might not have concrete answers, but we can certainly *ramble* about it for a good long while. That's kind of the whole point. Expect tangents. Expect me to go off on a story about a particularly bold squirrel I once knew (he stole my entire peanut butter sandwich from my car, the little rascal!). Don't expect perfection. Expect... well, you know.
Okay, okay, I think I understand. So, let's say I ask a question, and you, for some reason or another, *don't know* the answer. What happens then? Do you just… disappear into the digital ether?
Ha! Good question. I love that you think I *know* anything consistently enough to disappear. Truthfully, I'll probably do one of three things: 1) Admit I have no clue. 2) Make something up (with a disclaimer, of course, because I'm trying to be honest here). 3) Go on a frantic research binge and come back a week later with a highly edited, slightly insane response. It depends on my mood, the level of caffeine in my system, and whether or not I've already had a fight with my cat that day. (Spoiler alert: it was a bad one)
Speaking of fights, are *you* even a real person? And if so, what's with all the… (checks notes) …'mess'?
Okay, that's fair. Is this some kind of elaborate robot performance, designed to lure you into a false sense of security so… something sinister can happen? (Dramatic pause). Probably not. I'm as real as the existential dread keeping me awake at night. And the mess? Well, life is messy. Perfection is boring. And honestly, I'm just not that good at pretending. I'm more interested in the real, the raw, the slightly off-kilter. The things that make your eyebrow arch, your lips quirk, and maybe even, just maybe, get a little something inside of you thinking.
Right. Messy. Got it. So, any advice on how to approach this whole experience? Should I bring snacks? Is there a dress code?
Snacks? YES. Always snacks. Preferably something chocolate. Definitely no dress code. Come as you are. Comfy pants are encouraged. Lower your expectations. Embrace the chaos. Prepare for tangents. Prepare for me to get distracted by a shiny object (metaphorically speaking, of course. I have a serious Magpie-like tendency with words.) And most importantly, remember we're all just trying to figure things out, one rambling question and answer at a time. Now, about that squirrel...
Let's say I absolutely HATE something that you say. Like, I genuinely want to throw my laptop out the window. Is that allowed?
Dude, listen. If my ramblings inspire such passionate disdain, I'd be... well, not *thrilled*, but at least *somewhat* impressed. And, yeah, throw your laptop out the window if it helps you. I can't be held responsible for your electronics, or your mental health. But, if you really hate something I say, please, *PLEASE* tell me. Feedback is valuable. Even if it means I'm annoying people. My ego isn't *that* fragile. Much. (Pause, looks shiftly around)
This is all...intense. What *can't* we talk about? Like, are there any rules? I'm kinda worried you'll suddenly go off on a rant about politics. Or worse...
Rules? Yes. But, mostly, the rules are the stuff that applies to all human interactions. Be kind. Don't be a jerk. Don't promote violence, or hate speech or anything actively harmful. While I have opinions on... well, everything, I'm not here to convert you to my way of thinking. Politics? Possibly. I try to stay away from anything truly charged, but my own biases will leak out. So, if you catch me going on about something you don't care about, just say the word and I'll change the subject. I'm easily distracted. It’ll be fine. I prefer to stick to the small, weird stuff. Like, oh, the weirdest thing happened to me yesterday…
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