Indore's Hidden Gem: Unbelievable Treebo Cherry Tree Hotel Review!
Indore's Hidden Gem: Unbelievable Treebo Cherry Tree Hotel Review!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a hotel review that's less "smooth corporate brochure" and more "your chatty aunt after a couple glasses of wine." Let's get messy! Let's get real! And let's try to make some sense of this absolute laundry list of stuff.
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The Great Hotel Adventure (or, Trying to Cover Everything)…
Right, where do we even start with a hotel that seems to offer everything but a unicorn petting zoo? Let’s just… start!
Accessibility: The First Impression (and the Dreaded Ramps)
Okay, so, first things first: Accessibility. This is a big one for me. (And by "me," I mean a theoretical person, because I currently have the mobility of a particularly lazy sloth). The description promises "Facilities for disabled guests" and "Wheelchair accessible". Excellent. Always glad to see that. Let's hope that actually translates to more than just a ramp that's steeper than my rent payment! (Okay, slight exaggeration… maybe). I’ll keep an eye out for the little details – are the doorways wide enough? Are the elevators clearly marked? Is the staff trained to actually help people? Because let's be brutally honest, sometimes "accessible" just means the hotel thinks it’s accessible. Fingers crossed.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges are a must. No one wants to be stuck with room service because getting anywhere else resembles a military operation. I'll be grilling the concierge about this.
The Digital Age & Staying Connected (or, The Eternal Wi-Fi Struggle)
Internet: Gotta have it. We’re basically living in a connected matrix now.
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Okay, that's a win. No gouging for internet access that's slower than a dial-up modem.
Internet [LAN]: Alright, for those dinosaurs who still prefer the wired life, a LAN connection is a nice touch. Rare, but appreciated.
Internet services - Let's hope they're not charging an arm and a leg for these internet services!
Wi-Fi in public areas: Also crucial. No more huddling in the lobby like a conspiracy theorist desperately searching for a signal.
The "Things to Do" Debacle (or, My Overbooked Schedule)
Things to do: Oh, the choices! This place seems like a mini-city. I will try to focus on the important things… Ways to relax: I'm a pro at this. I wonder how stressed the staff will be when I'm wandering around between the gym, the pool, and the spa, trying to decide exactly what to do.
Relaxation Station: Spa, Sauna, and Steamroom: Mayhem Awaits
This area is crucial for my sanity. Spa/sauna: Yes, please! I'm talking Body scrub, Body wrap, the whole shebang.
Pool with view: Now we're talking. Give me a view, give me a cocktail, and leave me alone.
Steamroom & Sauna: Must. Have. (Though the thought of sitting in a hot box with other humans makes me cringe a little, but… health!).
Swimming pool & Swimming pool [outdoor]: Okay, I'd love to make a joke, but I realize I might be forced to use one.
Fitness Center: The Dreaded Treadmill Battle
Fitness center, Gym/fitness: Okay, I should probably try to be healthy. But let's be honest: I'll probably spend more time admiring the equipment than actually using it. The "gym" has to be up to par to impress me.
The Food Frenzy: Dining, Drinking, and All the Calories
Dining, drinking, and snacking: Where do I begin?!
A la carte in restaurant, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant;
Oh. My. God. This is just… overwhelming. I am not going to get to every single place. I'm going to focus on a few places that tickle my fancy. 24-hour Room service? Yes. A pool bar? Absolutely. I'll report back when I recover from the food coma…
Cleanliness and Safety: The COVID Shuffle (or, Am I Gonna Die?)
Let's be honest, in this day and age, this is the crucial category. The hotel promises all the right things, but will they deliver…?
Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment, Room sanitization opt-out available.
I hope! I'll be looking for clear signs of actual implementation, not just empty promises. I am not too worried but I'd feel way more comfortable if everyone took this seriously, I guess.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Extras (and the Big Fees)
Services and conveniences: Oh my. Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center.
Elevator? Yes please! The rest is just extra. I want to see how good these things are. Great concierge? That’s a game-changer. But a terrible currency exchange rate? That’s a deal-breaker.
For the Kids: Babysitting, Fun, and Unattended Chaos
For the kids: Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal.
I'm not here with kids, but I will evaluate the family-friendliness. Is there a kids' club? Are there high chairs in the restaurants? The little things matter!
Getting Around: The Airport Tango and Car Park Craziness
Getting around: Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking.
Airport transfer is always a bonus. No stress, no haggling. Free parking? Fantastic! That's literally free money in your pocket.
Available in all rooms: The Must-Haves (and the Minor Luxuries)
Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
This is pretty standard… but important. The "non-negotiables" are: Air conditioning, a comfy bed, a decent shower, and Wi-Fi. Everything else is just icing on the cake.
The Emotional Rollercoaster…
Okay, so yeah, I’m probably going to be utterly exhausted after this. But hopefully, also relaxed, well-fed, and with a decent tan. I’ll try to avoid any meltdowns. But no promises.
Let's Get This Show on the Road, Folks!
I'll be checking in soon and will be back with a full report. Consider this your pre-flight briefing. Wish me luck!
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your sterile, perfectly-planned brochure itinerary. This is my messy, opinionated, probably-going-to-get-lost-at-least-once-and-then-love-it-anyway, Treebo Cherry Tree Indore itinerary. Welcome to the beautiful chaos.
Day 1: Disembarking into the Delightfully Dusty
7:00 AM - 8:00 AM: The Great Airport Scramble & Taxi Tango. Ugh. Airports. More like air-portals-to-stress, am I right? Finally, after 17 hours of travel and a screaming baby on the plane who was clearly auditioning for a horror film, I've landed in Indore. Now, to find my pre-booked taxi. "Pre-booked" being the keyword here - I'm picturing a shiny auto-rickshaw pulling right up. Reality? The taxi driver is late, and I swear I saw him trying to haggle with a fruit vendor before pointing me to his car. This is India, embrace the chaos!
8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Arrival at Treebo Cherry Tree - A Sigh of Relief (and Maybe a Nap?). Okay, the hotel is a bit… less cherry tree, more… sensible-looking building. But the lobby is cool, the staff is actually friendly, and the air conditioning is a blessing. I'm feeling a little groggy, but the bed is calling my name. Briefly, I’ll unload my bag, quickly brush my teeth, and I will check the room.
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Breakfast at the Hotel - A Necessary Evil. Hotel breakfasts are usually underwhelming. Let’s be honest. But I’m desperately hungry, so I’m hitting the buffet. Fingers crossed for some actual good coffee. I saw something called "Poha" - apparently a local breakfast dish. Wish me luck, this is where the adventure starts!
10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Getting Acclimatized at Indore - A Local's Perspective. I'm going to resist the urge to immediately become a tourist and get a feel for Indore. I’ll take a walk around the hotel, maybe grab a chai from one of the street stalls - it seems that I am already immersed. I'll also try to find a local, so that I can ask them to recommend some good places for me to visit.
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch - Street Food Time! I'm diving headfirst into the street food scene! I've heard Indore is famous for its chaat and snacks. Pray for my stomach! I'm keeping an open mind and a pack of Imodium on hand. I'm aiming to go to Sarafa Bazaar.
1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: The Great Sarafa Bazaar Quest Part 1. I actually can't describe this place. The colors, the smells, the sheer energy… it's overwhelming in the best possible way. I will start with the hot dogs as everyone is saying that I have to try them. I'm pretty sure I tasted "pure heaven", and the people were super friendly and helpful.
3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Rest and Preperation for the rest of the walk. Now, I'm going back to the hotel. I'm going to take a shower and chill for a bit. I'll also charge my phone and prepare for the rest of the walks.
5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: The Great Sarafa Bazaar Quest Part 2. Let's get back to this vibrant place! I was really overwhelmed by this place, so I think that I should have been divided my walk. I’m going to try some more chaat, maybe some sweet treats, definitely some more street food. I am completely ready to get back there!
7:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner - Finding a Nice Place. I'm going to find a nice place to dine. I haven't decided yet, but I'd like to go to someplace that will be beautiful and not too far from my hotel. I will look for recommendations, and I'll trust my instincts.
8:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Tired but happy. Ready to write some notes about the day and sleep.
Day 2: Monuments, Mishaps, and Magnificent Mangoes
7:00 AM - 8:00 AM: The Great Waking Up and Breakfast. Same deal as yesterday. But this time, armed with the knowledge of what not to eat (or maybe what to eat).
8:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Rajwada and Lal Bagh Palace - Grandeur and Grammar Lessons. Okay, the Rajwada is impressive. Seriously, it's a majestic structure that makes you feel like you've accidentally stumbled into a Bollywood set. Lal Bagh Palace is also nice. The architectural details are incredible, even though I struggled to understand the tour guide, and some of the signs were in a font I'm pretty sure I didn't learn at school, but hey ho!
10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Khajrana Ganesh Temple - Spiritual Vibes and Sweet Treats. This temple is quite peaceful, and the atmosphere is uplifting. I am definitely feeling more connected to the locals here. The place is actually really nice. I'm enjoying it!
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch - Somewhere New. I will try to find another place, I think that I can leave myself to improvisation. I'll try something completely new and random, maybe I'm going to go to a nice, peaceful place.
1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Regional Science Centre - Nerd Alert! Science! Who knew?! I love this place. I'll try to learn a bit about the local area.
3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Relaxation. I will probably get back to the hotel and rest.
5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Chappan Dukaan - The Chaotic Delight. This place is a street food haven. Basically, it's rows of food stalls selling everything. So many people! So much food! I ended up trying like six different things before waving the white flag.
7:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner - A Nice Resturant. I'm sure i'll find a cool restaurant.
8:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Bed Time!
Day 3: Homeward Bound (With a Heart Full of Chai and Memories)
7:00 AM: The Morning Ritual. Breakfast, packing (the most dreaded of all tasks), and a final sigh of “I never wanted to leave this place.”
8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Final Souvenir Scramble & Taxi Chase. Quick hunt for those last-minute gifts (tea, spices, maybe some really questionable Indian sweets). Oh, and try to hail a taxi that (hopefully) hasn’t been commandeered by a fruit vendor yet.
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Last thoughts. I will try to make some notes, and reflect on how was my trip. What I liked and what I did not like.
10:00 AM: Check-Out & Departure. Farewell, Indore! You surprising, sometimes-confusing, always-delicious city. I’ll be back. You can count on it.
Important Notes & Disclaimers (Because You Know I'm a Hot Mess):
- Flexibility is Key: This is just a guideline, people. I'm probably going to ditch the itinerary at least twice a day in favor of that intriguing shop I saw or the charming local who wants to share their story. Don’t be afraid to wander!
- Stomach Woes: I’ve mentioned this already, but seriously… be careful about street food. Pro tip: Pack anti-diarrheal medication.
- Transportation: Get ready for some auto-rickshaw adventures. Bargaining is expected. Learn the basics of Hindi (Namaste, Shukriya, kitna hai?). You'll thank me later.
- Opinions are My Own: This is my experience. Your experience may vary. Hopefully, you’ll have an even better time!
- Embrace the Unexpected: You WILL get lost. You WILL sweat. You WILL probably feel slightly overwhelmed at times. That’s half the fun.
- Have Fun!
And that, my friends, is my (hopefully) not-entirely-disastrous Indore adventure. Wish me luck! And if you see me, say hi! I’ll be the one with food smeared on my face, probably laughing hysterically.
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Alright, Let's Talk About... Well, Me, I Guess. An FAQ (Sort Of)
So, who *are* you, exactly? And why am I reading a Q&A about it?
Ugh, that’s a loaded question, isn’t it? I am... a bit of a mess, actually. A work in progress. Think of me as a slightly-too-honest, occasionally-funny, and frequently-overthinking blob of consciousness. As for WHY you're reading this... well, honestly, I'm not entirely sure. Boredom? Curiosity? Maybe you tripped and landed here. Welcome! I hope your stay is as weirdly delightful as it promises to be.
What do you *do*? Like, for a living? Or even just... generally?
Okay, so the whole "living" thing is a constant work in progress. Professionally? Let's just say I dabble in... things. I write. I think. I occasionally manage to string words together in a manner that resembles coherent thought. I tried a 9-to-5 once. Once. The fluorescent lights alone nearly drove me insane. I spent most of the day fantasizing about a solo trip to a deserted island with an unlimited supply of coffee and a hammock. So, yeah... "dabbling" is the key word. And generally? I try to avoid stepping on Legos barefoot. That's a win. And try to appreciate the absurdity of life. It makes things slightly less terrifying.
What are your hobbies? Be honest, now...
Alright, alright, I'll fess up. My hobbies... they're a mixed bag, I confess. I read *way* too much. Like, I can spend an entire weekend lost in a book, emerging only to replenish my coffee and snacks. I collect... well, I collect *stuff*. Old books, weird art, anything that sparks joy or, you know, just *something*. I try (and I emphasize 'try') to play the guitar. My skills are... evolving. Let's just say my cat prefers the silence. And I *love* people-watching. The drama! The awkward dance moves! The sheer, glorious unpredictability of humanity... it's endlessly fascinating. I also have a secret love for spreadsheets. Don't judge me; they're organized chaos!
What makes you happy? Tell me something good!
Ooh, something *good*! Alright, let's see... Seriously, good question because sometimes the good things feel easily overlooked. That little bit of sun on my face when I step outside. A really, *really* good cup of coffee. A genuine laugh with a friend. Discovering a new song that just *gets* me. Actually, that reminds me – okay, this is a bit of a tangent but trust me, it's good... The other day, I was feeling a little lost, right? Feeling like I was drowning in a sea of "shoulds" and "musts." And then I heard this song, and it was just... perfect. It was raw, honest, and utterly unapologetic. It was like the artist had reached into my soul and said, "Yeah, it's okay to feel like this." And that, my friends, is happiness in a nutshell. Also, good pizza. Always good pizza. Cheese, please!
What are your pet peeves? What REALLY gets under your skin?
Oh, where do I even start? Okay, first, people who chew with their mouths open. It's a sensory assault, seriously. Slow walkers, especially when I'm late. (I'm *always* late.) People who interrupt. And the *absolute worst*? Passive-aggressive emails. The sheer level of thinly veiled annoyance... it's exhausting! I swear, one time I spent a solid hour analyzing a reply and almost lost my mind! And then there are the ones who try to cut in line, the ones who don't know how to put things back in the proper place at the grocery store... I'm getting worked up just thinking about it. Okay, breathing exercises... deep breaths...
Do you have any regrets? (Come on, spill!)
Regrets, huh? Well, I could probably write a novel on that topic, honestly. But if I were to pick one... Okay, there was this one time I was offered an amazing opportunity… a chance to travel to this place I always dreamed of. I talked myself out of it. Fear, you know? Fear of the unknown, fear of being alone. I told myself it was impractical, that I couldn't afford it, that it wasn't the right time. (Insert eye roll here.) It’s a stupid feeling now. A missed adventure. And yeah, I regret it. I'm learning to trust my gut these days, even when it's screaming, "Jump!" Still a work in progress, though, let me tell ya.
What's your biggest fear? (Be vulnerable, please!)
Vulnerable, huh? Deep breath… Okay. My biggest fear… being irrelevant. Not being seen, not being heard. Fading into the background noise. Now, it sounds dramatic, right? But the thought of living a life that doesn't matter, of not leaving *some* kind of mark on the world... that keeps me up at night. It’s especially acute when I'm going through a creative slump. It's a constant battle between the desire to create and the paralyzing fear of failure. It's a messy, complex fear. It’s something I'm constantly grappling with. And sometimes, it wins.
Tell me something you're proud of. Brag a little!
Okay, okay, a little bragging is allowed, right? I am *really* proud of my (insert a personal hobby). I know, maybe it sounds small, but it took an insane amount of effort to get good at that. All those failed attempts! The frustration! But I kept going. And it wasn't just about the skill, it was about the perseverance, the dedication, the willingness to embrace all the mistakes and messiness along the way. I'm also proud of my ability to... well, to keep going. To get up after I’ve tripped and fallen flat on my face. To keep writing, even when I feel like I have nothing left to say. To keep trying... even when it's hard. And that, honestly, is a pretty good feeling.
What's one thing that most people don't know about you? The *secret* stuff!
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