Escape to Paradise: Dive Inn Resort's Sharm El Sheikh Oasis Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Dive Inn Resort's Sharm El Sheikh Oasis Awaits!
Escape to Paradise?: My Chaotic Dive Inn Experience in Sharm El Sheikh (A Messy Review)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the salty tea on the Dive Inn Resort in Sharm El Sheikh. Forget those perfectly manicured travel blogs – this is the real deal, warts and all. I'm talking sunburn, sand in places it shouldn't be, and maybe, just maybe, a questionable encounter with a rogue camel. Let's dive in, shall we? (Pun totally intended, by the way.)
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First Impressions: Getting In (and the First Hiccup)
From the get-go, Sharm El Sheikh is… intense. The airport hustle is a thing. But once you get to the Dive Inn, the exterior looks promising. Like, postcard-perfect. However, trying to navigate the check-in process felt like a bad improv session. "Do you have the reservation code?" "Um, maybe? I think so?" "Passport. Okay. Welcome!" Okay, but welcome where, exactly? More importantly, were my bags going to make it? (Spoiler alert: one did, eventually.)
Let's talk Accessibility. This is crucial, and I'm happy to report, mostly good. Wheelchair Accessible: The resort has elevators, ramps, and accessible rooms. Not perfect, mind you. Sometimes a door seemed a smidge too narrow or the ramp a little too steep, but they definitely tried. They get major brownie points for at least attempting to make it easy. They definitely tried and they have facilities for people with accessibility needs. The fact that they even have Elevator. Facilities for disabled guests is pretty good.
The front desk [24-hour] was a godsend at the start.
Rooms: My Home… and My Oasis (Mostly)
Alright, let's get down to the nitty-gritty of the rooms. I paid for Air conditioning, and thank god I got it. The Sahara desert would feel like a sauna without it. They had the essentials: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes (always a win), Coffee/tea maker (essential for me), Free bottled water, and a Mini bar (that I mostly avoided, for reasons involving questionable impulse purchases). And, yes, the glorious Wi-Fi [free], which thankfully worked in all the rooms (unlike some resorts, cough cough).
The Non-smoking rooms were a blessing, and I could open the Window that opens to get some fresh air. Also, having Daily housekeeping to keep everything clean and tidy.
The Spa: I Washed Away My Sins (and Sunburn)
The Spa/sauna was my saving grace. I spent a solid afternoon sweating out the stresses of travel. They had a decent Sauna, Steamroom, and a range of treatments. I actually went for a Body scrub and Massage, which was heavenly after a day of exploring. They also have Foot bath, which is nice. The Spa experience was easily a highlight.
Things to Do: Beyond the Beach (or Trying To)
Okay, so you're in Sharm El Sheikh. You have to hit the Red Sea, right? I spent a good chunk of my time, Swimming pool [outdoor]. But the Dive Inn also offered a bunch of other activities.
They had a proper Fitness center to try to work off the buffet excess.
Dining: The Good, the Bad, and the Buffet… Oh, The Buffet!
Now, the food. The food is where things got interesting. There were plenty of Restaurants, including a Vegetarian restaurant. The Buffet in restaurant was… well, it was a buffet. A glorious, never-ending buffet. I'm a sucker for a good buffet, and this one was pretty solid. They had everything! Breakfast [buffet], Lunch [buffet], Dinner [buffet]. They even offered Breakfast in room. They do have the option of Alternative meal arrangement,
Dining, drinking, and snacking. They have A la carte in restaurant, although I didn't try them. You could get Soup in restaurant, and Salad in restaurant, and Desserts in restaurant, and coffee.
The Asian cuisine in restaurant wasn't great, but the Middle Eastern was pretty spectacular. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was always flowing which kept me functioning.
The Poolside bar was where I truly relaxed. Having a drink right by the pool is a necessity and the bartenders where awesome.
They also have Room service [24-hour].
Cleanliness and Safety: Keeping it Real (and Hopefully Clean)
I'm a bit of a germaphobe, so this was a big one for me. The Dive Inn was definitely putting in the effort. They have Hand sanitizer dispensers everywhere. Daily disinfection in common areas. Rooms sanitized between stays. They even mention Anti-viral cleaning products. The rooms seemed pretty spotless. They also have Hygiene certification. and it made me feel comfortable. They also have Safe dining setup which is nice. They have Staff trained in safety protocol.
Services and Conveniences: The Extras (and the Small Annoyances)
They had all the usual suspects: Daily housekeeping (much appreciated), Concierge (tried to be helpful, bless their hearts), Currency exchange (saved my butt a few times), and a Gift/souvenir shop (tempting but ultimately avoided, unless you really need a camel keyring).
However, there were some minor annoyances. The Elevator was slow. The Internet access – LAN was spotty.
For the Kids: The (Very) Family-Friendly Factor
They have a Babysitting service. Also, the resort is very Family/child friendly. If you have kids, this place is pretty ideal. They also have Kids meal which is helpful.
Getting Around: Navigating the Chaos
They have Airport transfer which is really nice and convenient. They also have Car park [free of charge]. They also have Taxi service.
My Verdict: Worth the Trip?
Look, the Dive Inn Resort isn't perfect. It's got its quirks, its hiccups, and its moments where you just want to hide in your room with a bottle of water and a good book. But, despite everything, I had a blast. The staff were generally friendly, the spa was fantastic, and the Red Sea? Breathtaking.
Would I go back? Probably. Armed with the knowledge of its quirks and the ability to laugh at the chaos, I think I could handle another round of Sharm El Sheikh and the Dive Inn.
Rating: Solid 4 out of 5 stars (and extra points for a good attempt at accessibility).
Escape to Paradise: Amber Lombok's Unbeatable Beach Bliss
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst (pun absolutely intended) into a gloriously messy, emotionally charged, opinionated, and frankly chaotic itinerary for Dive Inn Resort in Sharm El Sheikh, Egypt. Forget perfect Instagram squares – this is your chance to witness the raw, glorious reality of travel.
The "Dive Inn Debacle" – A Week That Will Probably Go Horribly (But Hopefully Be Fun) – Expect Tears, Tan Lines, and Possibly a Mild Case of Tummy Trouble
Day 1: Arrival – "Oh God, What Have I Done?"
- Morning (and by "morning," I mean the ungodly hour of 4 AM): Wake up, bleary-eyed and questioning every life choice that led to booking this trip. Scramble to find my passport (which I swear I had yesterday). Curse the airlines, curse the luggage weight limits, curse the sheer audacity of traveling.
- Afternoon: Land in Sharm El Sheikh. The air hits me like a humid, sandy hug. I IMMEDIATELY regret wearing jeans. Immigration is a blur of tired faces and surprisingly efficient officials. Grab my luggage, which smells faintly of airport pretzels and existential dread.
- Late Afternoon: Find the Dive Inn shuttle. It's… well, let's just say it's experienced. The drive is a rollercoaster of near misses, dusty landscapes, and a soundtrack of blaring Arabic pop that I secretly, shamefully, start to enjoy. Arrive at the resort. Holy. Hell. The lobby is gaudy, gold, and undeniably charming in a slightly terrifying way. Check-in is a battle of wills with a very friendly but utterly overwhelmed receptionist.
- Evening: Get to my room. The view is… stunning. The sea is the shade of electric blue that only exists in travel brochures. Breathe. Okay, maybe this won't be so bad. Explore the resort. Find the bar. Order a ridiculously oversized cocktail. It's called the "Shark Bite" and is probably mostly rum. Dinner at the buffet. Make the rookie mistake of trying everything. Feel simultaneously elated and slightly nauseous. Contemplate the meaning of life over a lukewarm piece of chicken. Bed by 10 PM. Or maybe 9. Who knows? Jet lag is a cruel mistress.
Day 2: Snorkeling and Regrets – "The Sunburn That Will Haunt My Dreams"
- Morning: Wake up feeling like I've been run over by a camel. Coffee is vital, life-sustaining. Head to the dive center. Get an introductory snorkeling lesson. It doesn't go amazingly. The mask fogs up, I swallow half the Red Sea, and nearly drown in three feet of water. But I See SO MANY FISH! Amazing!
- Afternoon: Actually manage to snorkel. WOW! The coral is vibrant, the fish are a rainbow of colors, and I momentarily forget my fear of deep water. Get absolutely, gloriously, monumentally sunburned. Apply a thick layer of aloe vera. Swear to never leave the shade again. (Spoiler alert: I won't. I will fail.)
- Evening: Dinner at the resort's Italian restaurant. It's… okay. The pizza is somewhat edible, but the pasta is overcooked, but then, this is not Italy. The view of the sunset is breathtaking. The sunburn throbs. Consider ordering another Shark Bite to numb the pain. Decide against it… for now.
Day 3: Diving - "Holy Crap I Did It!"
- Morning: This is it. The big one. The Scuba Diving course, beginner's mode. Put on the gear, which feels like a full-body workout. Feel like I'm about to die. The instructor is patient, even when I panic during the first pool session. Start to get the hang of it.
- Afternoon: The open water dive. This is it. I go down into the deep blue. The moment I go under, all the terror falls away, replaced with a profound sense of peace and wonder. It's not a beautiful dive, I'm not sure I'll be able to point out the marine life, but it's mine. I did it. The instructors are excellent, the experience is incredible. I look at the other divers and feel a sense of camaraderie.
- Evening: Beer and stories at the bar. Everyone is laughing and sharing stories about the dives.
Day 4: Desert Adventure – "I Shouldn't Have Eaten That Kebab!"
- Morning: Book a desert tour. Decide to embrace the chaos. Ride a quad bike through the desert. It's exhilarating, terrifying, and dusty. I'm pretty sure I almost ran over a small camel.
- Afternoon: Visit a Bedouin camp. Drink sweet, milky tea. Eat a kebab that, in retrospect, was probably best avoided. Develop a sudden, urgent, and rather unpleasant acquaintance with the local toilet facilities.
- Evening: Stargazing. The desert sky is a tapestry of stars, unlike anything I've ever seen. The beauty almost makes me forget the current rumblings in my stomach. Almost.
Day 5: Boat Trip - "Seasickness and Sunsets"
- Morning: Another boat trip. This time, it's a full-day affair. I'm cautiously optimistic. Board the boat. The sea is choppy. I start to feel a little queasy.
- Afternoon: Snorkeling in the Red Sea. The water is crystal clear, the coral is stunning, and I try (and fail) to take underwater photos. Spend the afternoon throwing up off the side of the boat.
- Evening: The sunset is spectacular, and with the seasickness gone, the day isn't so bad after all.
Day 6: Relaxation and Souvenir Shopping – "I Probably Shouldn't Have Bought That Pyramid"
- Morning: Sleep. Lots of it. Try and recover.
- Afternoon: Head into Naama Bay for souvenir shopping. Get completely lost in the souk, bargain for a questionable "authentic" Egyptian cotton t-shirt, and impulse buy a miniature pyramid (which, let's be honest, will probably end up gathering dust on a shelf somewhere).
- Evening: Relax by the pool, maybe order a final Shark Bite. Reflect on the fact that I've made it through the week relatively unscathed (so far).
Day 7: Departure – "Goodbye, Red Sea! Until We Meet Again, Hopefully"
- Morning: Pack my bags, reminisce about the terrible, wonderful week. Say goodbye to the stunning view from my room.
- Afternoon: Transfer to the airport. Stand in line. Go through security. Think about how much better I would have been if I stayed home.
- Evening: Board the flight. As the plane takes off, I glance out the window at the receding coastline. Breathe. I miss the Red Sea already. I can't wait to return.
Escape to Paradise: Dive Inn Resort - Sharm El Sheikh Oasis Awaits! (Frequently Asked...ish Questions)
Okay, so… Sharm El Sheikh? Is it *really* Paradise? And is the Dive Inn actually, you know, decent? Spill the tea!
Alright, alright, let's get this straight. Paradise? Well, look, it depends. The Red Sea? Stunning. Like, jaw-dropping, "I forgot how to breathe" stunning. Think Nemo, but waaaay more colorful and less, you know, homicidal sharks (hopefully!). The Dive Inn? Right, about that… it's not *quite* the Ritz. But it *is* a solid base camp for underwater adventures and a whole lot more charm than you might expect. The rooms can be a bit… "rustic chic." Let’s just say my air conditioning unit sounded like a disgruntled walrus at times. BUT – and this is a big but – the staff… bless their cotton socks. They’re genuinely lovely! They’ll go out of their way to help you, even when you've accidentally locked yourself out of your room at 3 AM (true story... don’t judge).
Diving is the big draw, right? I'm a beginner. Am I doomed?
Doomed? ABSOLUTELY NOT! Dive Inn's dive center is fantastic. Seriously. They’re patient, they speak *all* the languages (well, maybe not *all*, but a ton!), and they’re safety-obsessed. I, a complete scuba newbie, was practically holding my breath (literally and figuratively) before my first dive. They walked me through EVERYTHING. The gear, the breathing, the "don't touch the coral, you idiot" rules. And you know what? It was incredible. The feeling of weightlessness, the fish… the whole shebang. I saw a sea turtle! A REAL, LIVE SEA TURTLE! It was like winning the underwater lottery. Just… be prepared for your ears to pop. It’s a thing. And maybe pack some Dramamine if you get seasick. Just a thought.
What about the food? Because, let’s be real, vacation food can be a gamble.
Okay, the food. This is where things get… varied. The buffet? Fine. Adequate. Don't expect Michelin-star cuisine, but there’s always *something* edible. The fresh fruit is generally amazing. Seriously, the mangoes were life-changing. The poolside snacks? Sometimes they hit the spot, sometimes they… didn't. I had one dodgy falafel that haunted me for hours. But generally, for the price, it's perfectly acceptable. Go for the local dishes! They're usually the best. And don’t be afraid to ask the staff for recommendations. They’re usually spot on... except, you know, the falafel incident. Note: Pack Imodium just in case. Always a good vacation strategy, right?
The beach? Is it a sandy paradise or more of a rocky inconvenience?
The beach… is a bit complicated. Sharm El Sheikh in general is known for its coral reefs *right* up to the shore. So, yes, there's some sand… but you'll want to invest in water shoes. Trust me on this. I learned the hard way. One minute I was blissfully imagining myself as a mermaid, the next I was hopping around on one leg, whimpering, because I'd stepped on something sharp. Water shoes are your friends. The snorkeling, though? Worth the potential for foot-related drama. Seriously, AMAZING coral and fish are just a short swim away. The colour is what I imagine being on another planet is like! Try it. But, water shoes.
Okay, what about the activities *besides* diving? I’m a bit of a landlubber, you know?
Landlubber, huh? Fear not! There are options. Day trips to Ras Mohamed National Park are a must – even if you don't dive, the views are spectacular. There's quad biking in the desert (dusty, noisy, and surprisingly fun!). You can haggle your heart out in the local souk (market – prepare to barter! It's part of the fun). Or, you know, just lounge by the pool with a book and a cocktail. Personally, I did a LOT of that last one. It's called "research," people! And frankly, the cocktail selection was pretty darn good. There are cultural experiences. There are camel rides. There's *something* for everyone, I’m sure.
Are there any hidden costs I should be aware of? I hate surprises!
Oh boy, hidden costs… always a fun topic! Okay, here's the lowdown. Drinks are usually extra, especially alcoholic ones. Tipping is expected (and appreciated!). Excursions aren't included. Dive courses and equipment rental? Extra. Internet? Probably extra. The Dive Inn does offer free Wi-Fi in some areas, but it’s notoriously spotty. Don’t rely on it if you need to actually *do* anything on the internet. Better to buy a local SIM card. And be prepared to haggle! Especially for taxis and souvenirs. They'll tell you the price is 100 EGP... and you can get it for 30 if you try. Just... keep that in mind. Bargaining is the national sport after scuba diving.
What's the vibe like? Is it couples-only, party central, or a mix?
It’s a mix! You get couples, families, solo travelers… a good variety, really. The Dive Inn itself is pretty laid-back. Not like, Ibiza-level partying. There’s a bar, of course, and they have evening entertainment (think belly dancing and the like – it's… a thing). It's not rowdy, but it’s not exactly a library either. It's a chilled out vibe with a hint of "holiday fun". If you’re looking for a quiet, romantic getaway, it can work, with a bit of luck and if you are on the right side of the hotel. If you want a party, you can find it nearby in Naama Bay, which is a short taxi ride away. It's flexible, shall we say.
Any downsides? Lay it on me!
Okay, the downsides. The rooms can be basic and a little tired. The Wi-Fi, as I said, is dodgy. The service can be a *little* slow at times – but hey, you're on holiday, what’s the rush? The beach access is a bit limited by the corals, so water shoes are KEY. The journey from the airport to the Dive Inn is a bit of a hike. But honestly? Honestly, the good outweighs the bad. The location is brilliant, and the diving itself is worth every single little inconvenience. Also… mosquito spray! Seriously, pack it. They're crafty little devils. And... the sun can be *brutal*. Escape to Paradise: Unforgettable Luxury at El Dorado, San Andrés!
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