Escape to NYC: Hudson River Views Await at Comfort Inn Edgewater!
Escape to NYC: Hudson River Views Await at Comfort Inn Edgewater!
Escape to NYC: Hudson River Views &… Well, Yeah, Comfort Inn Edgewater. (A Messy, Honest Review)
Okay, folks, buckle up. We're talking about Comfort Inn Edgewater, the one promising "Escape to NYC" with those Hudson River views. Let's be real, escaping to NYC often means escaping from your budget, and this place… well, it aims to bridge that gap. Let’s get brutally honest, shall we?
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The Initial Vibe (Accessibility & Arrival - A Hot Mess of Impressions):
First off, Accessibility. This is vital for me, and I'm happy to report they seem to give it a decent shot. Wheelchair accessible is listed. Elevator? Check. That's good, because lugging suitcases – mine always weigh a ton – up stairs is a personal Dante's Inferno. Facilities for disabled guests are mentioned, though I'd love to see specifics. They had the basics but you always want to check directly with them and ask about specific needs.
Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private] – I think I actually preferred express. Sometimes you just want to get into your damn room. The Doorman wasn't always there, but hey, that's less pressure! Front desk [24-hour] is always a plus, especially when you're on a bizarre sleep schedule thanks to jetlag or sheer over-excitement.
The Room – Expectations vs. Reality (Air Conditioning, Carpeting, & the Great Coffee Maker Debate):
Okay, room time. Available in all rooms: Includes Air conditioning (thank God), Free Wi-Fi, Coffee/tea maker, Refrigerator, Hair dryer, and Ironing facilities. Standard stuff, really. Bathroom phone is almost laughably retro. I doubt I'd use it, but hey, options!
The Carpeting… well, it’s there. Let’s just say it’s seen some… stuff. It's mostly clean, but let's not pretend it's a pristine, hotel-brochure affair. The Blackout curtains were a lifesaver! I'm one of those people who NEEDS darkness to sleep. Extra long bed? Bless.
The room was soundproofed – I appreciated that. And I definitely needed the Alarm clock, because I'm terrible at waking up.
Internet: Wi-Fi [free] in all rooms. Finally! This is a lifesaver! The Internet access – wireless was generally decent, I had a few hiccups (remember that Internet access – LAN is available, in case the WiFi is being a pain).
Cleanliness & Safety – The Anti-Viral Dance (Hand Sanitizer, Sanitized Kitchen, and the Fear of Everything):
The post-covid cleaning checklist is… intense. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere (thank you!), and Rooms sanitized between stays. They made an effort, which is appreciated. But, let's be real, you still instinctively wipe down everything when you get in the room, right? I know I do. Individually-wrapped food options at breakfast, which is a mixed blessing. Fewer shared surfaces, but more waste.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking – The Breakfast Bonanza (Asian, Western, & the Mysterious Bacon):
Breakfast [buffet] is the main draw. Asian breakfast, Western breakfast… the usual suspects. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was okay– not the best, but it got the job done. Breakfast takeaway service (grab-and-go, essentially) which is convenient. The Bar was surprisingly well-stocked. Restaurants are on-site. I didn't sample the Asian cuisine in restaurant or the Western cuisine in restaurant but they were there. A la carte in restaurant is an option. Desserts in restaurant? Needed them. Poolside bar (I'll get to that, I promise!)
Things to Do, Ways to Relax – Pool With (Potentially) Killer Views! (Fitness Center, Sauna, Steamroom – Oh My!):
Okay, the pool. This is why you’re kinda here. The Swimming pool [outdoor] boasts those Hudson River views, and yeah, it’s pretty sweet. Especially at sunset. (However, on a windy day, it's quite a chill). They also have a Pool with view (duh!)
The Fitness center? I meant to use it. But vacation brain took over. They also have a Sauna and Steamroom. I’m a sucker for a sauna, so I'll be back. They have a Spa - not a full-blown spa, but it has Spa/sauna!
Services and Conveniences – The Good, the Bad, and the Unexpected (Concierge, Luggage Storage, and the Quest for Ice):
Concierge service? Check. Luggage storage? Yes, please. They’ve got the basics covered. Daily housekeeping – appreciated! Laundry service? That's a win. Convenience store? Always a lifesaver. Car park [free of charge] is a massive plus. Parking in this area can be a nightmare.
For the Kids – Family Friendliness (Babysitting, Kids Meals, and the Battle for Sanity):
Family/child friendly: They seem to be trying. Babysitting service. Kids meal.
Getting Around – The NYC Shuffle (Airport Transfer, Taxi, and the Question of the Subway):
Airport transfer – I didn't use it, but it's available. Taxi service is readily available, and that is a big deal in this area. Car park [free of charge]. You can drive down to NYC, but I'd take the bus.
The "Escape to NYC" – Does It Deliver? (Hudson Views, and the Cost-Benefit Analysis):
Okay, so you're not in Manhattan. But those NYC views are sweet, especially from the pool. Is it a perfect hotel? Absolutely not. Is it a good value? Possibly. The location is solid for accessing the city, and the amenities are decent.
My Quirks and Imperfections:
- The Coffee Conundrum: The in-room coffee maker was not my friend. It was slow, weak, and I ended up hitting the coffee shop next door more often than I'm proud to admit.
- That Carpeting, Again: Don't expect sparkling. Just… expect carpet. And try not to think too hard about what might have been spilled on it.
- The Poolside "Happy Hour": Great view, but the drinks were… potent. Maybe a little too potent. Handle with caution.
- The Breakfast Line: The buffet was a bit of a scrum at peak times. Patience is a virtue, people.
Final Verdict:
Comfort Inn Edgewater is a solid offering, with a few quirks, at a budget-friendly price. If you're looking for a place to crash with amazing views, a clean bed, and easy access to the city, this is a good pick. But if you're seeking luxury and a spa day, keep looking. It's honest, functional, and the Hudson River view almost makes up for the rough edges. Almost. Would I stay again? Probably. But next time, I'm bringing my own coffee.
Amsterdam-Style Luxury in St. Petersburg: Your Dream Apartment Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This Comfort Inn Edgewater itinerary? It's gonna be less "perfectly curated vacation" and more "me trying to keep it together while staring at the Hudson River and wondering if I should just chuck my phone in and start over." Here goes nothin'…
Trip Title: Edgewater Existentialism & Bagel Bliss (and Hopefully Not Bed Bugs)
Destination: Comfort Inn Edgewater, Edgewater, NJ (Right on the Hudson - fancy, right?)
Day 1: Arrival & the Great Bagel Crisis of 2024 (and Immediate Regret over Packing)
- 1:00 PM: Arrive, probably. I say "arrive" like it's some graceful ballet. More like a car crash of luggage, a frantic search for the elevator (why are hotel elevators always so small?), and the desperate prayer that the room isn’t a moldy dungeon. The check-in process itself will be a whirlwind of "My name's… uh… is it Smith? Yes, Smith. With a 'y'." and trying to look competent while simultaneously fighting the urge to nap on the lobby couch.
- 1:30 PM: Unpack (ha!). More like "fling belongings onto every available surface, then sit on the bed and stare blankly at the view." The view, by the way, better be spectacular considering the price of everything in this godforsaken state. Fingers crossed for a river view! I'm picturing myself, sipping my coffee (or maybe a strong cocktail, depending on the level of unpacking-related stress), gazing thoughtfully at the New York City skyline. Reality? Probably a bunch of screaming seagulls and a half-eaten bag of chips on the nightstand.
- 2:00 PM: THE BAGEL CRISIS! This is crucial. My research (aka Google Maps) revealed a local bagel joint promising "authentic New Jersey bagels." Bless their hearts. This is where the vacation can truly begin. I will venture forth from my (hopefully) clean and comfy room, hunt down a bagel with a generous slathering of schmear, and… well, it could go either way. It's either the most glorious, chewy, carb-filled experience of my life, or a dry, disappointing puck that leaves me questioning all my life choices. Pray for me. More on this later.
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Wander around Edgewater. Okay, so my research says it's mostly residential and a few shops. Maybe I'll stumble upon a hidden gem. More realistically, I'll end up wandering aimlessly, feeling a little lost and lonely (the travel blues already kicking in!), and accidentally setting off someone's sprinkler system.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. Restaurant choice is pivotal. I'm aiming for something casual, maybe a good burger, or some other comfort food. The thought of actually cooking in that microwave is enough to make this soul tired. Should I go for fancy? Nah. I'm still covered in highway grime from the drive. Too much effort. I want cozy, not chic.
- 8:00 PM: The Great Bedding Debate: This is where the hotel quality will truly shine. Am I looking at a lumpy mattress that makes my back ache, or do I get to sink into a luxurious bed? I'm a light sleeper. Seriously, I hear a pin drop and there goes the night. I'm fully anticipating the sound of traffic, and praying to the pillow gods.
- 9:00 PM: Watch something on TV. I'll flip through channels, get overwhelmed by the sheer volume of choices, and end up watching infomercials for a miracle mop. It’s the traveler's curse, right?
- 10:00 PM: Attempt sleep. Knowing my luck, a siren will wail, a dog will bark, and I'll be staring at the ceiling, replaying every awkward social interaction I've ever had. Welcome to the hotel life!
Day 2: Skyline Splendor & Bagel Redemption (Or Disaster!)
- 8:00 AM: Wake up (if I sleep!). Hopefully, I will have a view of the sun rising over the Hudson.
- 8:30 AM: BAGEL ROUND TWO! This is it. My reputation, my sanity, everything hangs in the balance. I am going back to the bagel place. I need justice for yesterday's potentially subpar bagel experience. I am going to order a bagel, fresh, with all the fixings and prepare to eat it by the water's edge, and commune with nature and the sheer glory of breakfast.
- 10:00 AM: Ferry to NYC. Now, here's where the itinerary gets ambitious. I should be able to take the ferry across the Hudson to Manhattan. I plan to be amazed by the city skyline. I will try not to get seasick. I will have an open mind about the tourist crowds. I’m aiming for a calm, pleasant experience. But, I will also remind myself that there are other options. If the ferry process is an absolute nightmare (think: long lines, screaming children, questionable smells), maybe I'll just bail and buy myself a fancy coffee and stare at the river from the hotel room.
- 11:00 AM - 4:00 PM: NYC Exploration (If I have the courage). I'm thinking a stroll through Central Park, a quick peek at Times Square (just to say I did it, then run away screaming), and maybe a museum. I'm open to suggestions. I am also bracing myself for the sheer expense of everything. NYC is a black hole of money. I'm going to eat every dollar in my wallet.
- 5:00 PM: Ferry back to Edgewater. Hopefully, I can find it, and get back to the hotel.
- 6:00 PM: Get dressed up and try to find another decent location to eat dinner.
- 7:00 PM: Eat dinner.
- 8:00 PM: Maybe a walk along the Hudson. Soak it all in. Or, you know, collapse on the bed and binge-watch something.
- 10:00 PM: Sleep. Again.
Day 3: Departure & the Eternal Quest for the Perfect Breakfast
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. Try not to think about how much money I've spent.
- 8:30 AM: The hotel breakfast! Fingers crossed it's edible. I'm expecting the usual: stale pastries, lukewarm coffee, and a vague sense of disappointment.
- 9:00 AM: Pack. This time, I’m going to be organized. (Lies.)
- 10:00 AM: Check out.
- 10:30 AM: One last wistful look at the Hudson. Did I enjoy it? Did I hate it? Did I even see it? Will the bagels of this trip haunt my dreams? Only time will tell.
- 11:00 AM: Drive away. Forever leaving the Comfort Inn Edgewater, hopefully with some good memories, a slightly lighter wallet, and a newfound appreciation for my own bed. And… maybe, just maybe… a craving for another bagel. The siren song of the carbs will linger.
Okay, Okay, Escape to NYC from Comfort Inn Edgewater... Let's Get Real. (A Messy FAQ)
So, what's the deal with this whole "Hudson River Views" thing? Is it, like, a *real* view? Or just a slightly-less-crappy-than-a-parking-lot view?
Alright, let's be honest, the "Hudson River Views" at the Comfort Inn Edgewater... it's a mixed bag. I booked it expecting postcard-perfect sunsets, you know? Picture this: unpacking, cracking open a beer, and just… *ahhhhh* Hudson River serenity. Narrator voice: *It wasn't quite like that.* Look, some rooms genuinely *do* have a decent view. My room? Kinda. More like a "partially obstructed, but definitely there *if* you lean out the window and squint a little" view. My friend, bless her heart, got a room over the AC unit. Let's just say her view was replaced by the rumble of a thousand angry appliances. So, yeah. Manage your expectations. It's *there*, but it's not the *only* reason you're choosing this hotel. (Unless you're a hardcore view-enthusiast... then maybe look elsewhere, and apologies in advance!)
How's the *actual* escaping-to-NYC part work? Is it easy to get to the city? Or am I doomed to an Edgewater existence?
Okay, this is the saving grace, folks. Getting into NYC from Edgewater is surprisingly painless. The hotel offers a shuttle, which is *huge*. No driving, no expensive parking, and you're dropped off right in the city. *That's* the good news. The *slightly-less-good* news? The shuttle had a *very* specific personality. One morning, a guy with a questionable mustache drove us. He spent the entire trip complaining about the traffic and trying to sell us timeshares. Another morning, we had a driver who hummed show tunes the *entire* way. But, you know what? It's part of the charm. It's part of the *experience*. Just mentally prepare yourself. Bring noise-canceling headphones. Or, if you're me, embrace the chaos. It’s a story for the ages, right? Plus, the ferry from the hotel is a fantastic option too! Scenic and avoids some of the traffic shenanigans.
The Breakfast. Tell me *everything* about the breakfast. I need to know if I'm going to start my day with joy or despair.
Breakfast... *Deep breath*. Here's the truth, folks. It's free. You get what you pay for. There's a waffle machine, which is always a win. But the quality? Let's just say "comfort food" is a very loose term. Think: lukewarm scrambled eggs, pre-packaged pastries that seem to have a shelf life of a geological era, and coffee that likely fueled the industrial revolution. I had a *very* specific emotional response to the breakfast. First, I'd be all enthusiastic, building this perfect waffle. Then, the "eggs" would stare back at me... a bland, gelatinous blob, and I'd slowly sink into a state of quiet existential dread. My friend? She loaded up on the pastries and pretended they were French croissants. Honestly? More power to her. It's free. It's filling. It's a *thing*. Just don't expect to be blown away. Pack some granola bars. You've been warned.
Okay, about the rooms. Are they clean? Do they, you know, function?
Cleanliness... it *varies*. I’m not going to lie. My first impression wasn't pristine. There were... *crumbs*. And maybe a stray hair or two. But! They were generally tidy enough, and my room, while showing its age (the wallpaper was having a mid-life crisis, peeling and discolored), was functional. The bed was comfy enough for a long day of sightseeing. The shower did its job. The air conditioning (that thing, bless it!) kept the temperature tolerable. My biggest issue was the remote--it only worked half the time. And I'm not going to lie, on a rainy day, when all you want to do is switch between channels, it's frustrating. But, overall, the rooms are decent enough. Again, manage those expectations. This isn’t the Ritz. It's a perfectly acceptable base camp for your NYC adventures.
Are there any hidden fees I need to know about? Because those always get me.
Alright, listen up, because hidden fees are the bane of my existence! There’s... not *too* many, to be honest. There was a small destination fee, which I grumbled about, but that seems standard these days. It covered the shuttle, the wifi, things like that. Don't panic! They weren't outrageous. The biggest one that always gets people, the *potential* extra charge for parking. If you drive, which I *didn't*, it's something to consider. Check the fine print. But honestly, it wasn't the money that got me, it was the *principle* of the sneaky added fees! So, read the fine print. Double-check the bill. Protect yourself from those hidden fees before your stay. It will save you a headache further down the road.
What were the *people* like? The staff, other guests... any memorable characters?
The staff was generally friendly! A little hit or miss, but overall, helpful. One front desk guy was *super* chatty, regaling me with stories about his cat. I didn't understand some aspects of his story, but I nodded and smiled. The cleaning staff? They were polite and efficient, constantly moving to keep the place decent, considering. The other guests? A mixed bag. Families, couples, solo travelers. It's a good place for tourists to see the more diverse sides of America. I always enjoy people-watching during breakfast. The most memorable person? Definitely the grumpy guy in the elevator who wouldn't *stop* sighing. No, seriously, I could hear him sighing throughout the whole ride. It became a thing. We *all* noticed. He was definitely an Edgewater regular.
Would you recommend it? Be honest! Would *you* stay there again?
Alright, the million-dollar question. Would I recommend the Comfort Inn Edgewater? Here's the messy truth: *It depends*. If you’re on a budget, want easy access to NYC, and can handle a few rough edges, then *yes*. Absolutely. If you're looking for luxury, a perfectly Instagrammable experience, pristine everything, and impeccable service, *no*. Go elsewhereUnbelievable Luxury Awaits: Vatica Hotel Shuozhou - Your Dream Getaway!
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