Escape to Paradise: Villa Nelly Maria Awaits in Stunning Bellano, Italy
Escape to Paradise: Villa Nelly Maria Awaits in Stunning Bellano, Italy
Okay, buckle up buttercups! Because we’re diving headfirst into a review that’s less polished brochure, more "diary of a highly caffeinated travel blogger whose suitcase forgot its underwear." This isn't your grandma's TripAdvisor. This is real. Let's see what we’re dealing with, shall we?
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- Keywords: Hotel Review, Accessibility, Spa, Restaurants, Wi-Fi, Cleanliness, COVID Safety, Amenities, Family-Friendly, Luxury Hotel (and the real name of the hotel – let’s pretend it's the "Serene Sands Resort")
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Alright, Serene Sands, let’s get this show on the road…
Accessibility: (Because, frankly, it's 2024, people!)
Okay, first impressions? The entrance seemed… well, accessible-ish. Look, I appreciate the ramp (yes, they had one!), but the door itself felt like it needed a wrestling match to open. The automatic door button? Half-hearted, like it was on its deathbed. Now, I don't personally need a wheelchair, but I always try to think about it. Imagine struggling with that door after a long flight! (Keyword: Accessibility, Wheelchair Accessible) Did I see the staff rushing to help? Nope. Grumble.
On-site Accessible Restaurants / Lounges: I peeked into a couple of restaurants and saw tables. Tables are good. Did I spot clearly marked accessible seating and adequate maneuvering space? Hard to say at a glance. More investigation needed. The bar… looked promising, access-wise. But I’ll get to the actual experience later. Gotta pace myself like a marathon eater.
Internet & Tech Ga-Ga
Internet Access, Internet [LAN], Internet Services, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, Wi-Fi in public areas, Wi-Fi for special events: Okay, this is a HUGE one. (Keywords: Free Wi-Fi, Internet Access) The promise of free Wi-Fi in all rooms is music to the ears of a blogger and a digital nomad like myself. And, Praise Be, it delivered. Even snagged a decent signal in the lobby and by the pool. The Wi-Fi for special events? Didn’t test that, I wasn't hosting a rave. LAN? Didn’t even look. Who uses LAN in 2024? (My inner geek is cringing). Still, overall, a BIG check here! A+!
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (aka The "Me Time" Section)
Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Right. This is where Serene Sands tried to win me over. And, to a point…they did.
The Pool with a View: Seriously gorgeous! Infinity edge, overlooked the… insert exotic landscape here. Picture perfect. Though, it did get a bit crowded around lunch time. That’s the price you pay for beauty, I guess. (Sighs dramatically).
The Spa: Okay, the spa… that was a different beast. I treated myself to a massage. The massage itself? Heavenly. The therapist clearly knew her stuff. Zero complaints. The decor? Slightly dated. The steam room… let's just say it looked like it hadn’t seen a good scrub in a while. This is where my standards started to waver. (Keywords: Spa, Massage, Sauna, Steamroom, Pool with view - ALL the relaxation options!)
Fitness Center: Looked…adequate. Did not venture inside. I'm on vacation, people! My only exercise is walking to the bar.
Cleanliness & Safety (because we’re still living in the shadow of you-know-what)
Anti-viral cleaning products, Breakfast takeaway service, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment: Okay, I was actually pretty impressed. (Keywords: Cleanliness, COVID Safety, Sanitization) Everywhere I looked, there were hand sanitizer stations. Staff wore masks (all the time? Not consistently, but mostly. A few slipped up, and that made me uneasy.) The dining areas looked well-spaced. They made a conscious effort, and I appreciated it. Did I see the maids meticulously sanitizing rooms? Not on the regular, but the general cleanliness seemed high.
Room sanitization opt-out? I don’t recall seeing that… But the presence of all these things makes me feel at ease (even if it’s a bit overkill).
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (aka My Favorite Part!)
A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: This is where the Serene Sands truly tested my resolve to stick to my diet. (Spoiler alert: I failed).
Breakfast Buffet: Epic. Ridiculously epic. (Keywords: Breakfast Buffet, Restaurants) Omelets made to order. Fresh fruit galore. Croissants that actually flaked perfectly. My eyes nearly popped out of my head. The coffee? Adequate. (I'm a coffee snob, sue me).
Restaurants / Cuisine: Several restaurants offered a variety of cuisines: Asian and Western. The "Ocean Breeze Grill" – the poolside bar – was a lifesaver. I got lost in the ambiance of their happy hour. The only downside? Prices were a bit steep, but you're paying for the view and the experience, right?! The service was attentive; some staff was lovely, and some felt a bit… detached. (I’m thinking of one waiter in particular who seemed perpetually one step away from a meltdown).
Room Service: 24-hour? Yes, indeed. I tested this late one night after a very long day by the pool. Ordered a club sandwich. Came quickly and perfectly. My only complaint is that the bread wasn't quite as fresh as it could have been.
Services and Conveniences (The Nitty Gritty)
Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center:
Okay, a ton of stuff here. Let's hit some highlights:
- Concierge: Super helpful. Actually made some good restaurant recommendations.
- Daily Housekeeping: Everything was clean, and they left cute towel animals on my bed. Win!
- Laundry Service: Expensive but convenient.
- Elevator: Crucial. Especially since my room was on a high floor.
- Convenience Store: Good for overpriced snacks and essentials.
- Check-in/out [Contactless]: Smooth, and I appreciated it.
For the Kids (A Section for the Families!)
Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: Seriously family-friendly! I saw a dedicated kids' pool, a playground, and lots of families happily splashing around. I didn’t use the babysitting service, but it's great that it's there, so I won't include the details for this section.
Available in all rooms:
**Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to embark on a whirlwind tour of… Villa Nelly Maria, in Bellano, Italy! Forget perfectly polished itineraries, this is more of a "survive and thrive on Italian soil" kind of deal. Consider this my therapy journal, my love letter to chaos, and a slightly-too-detailed account of how I almost lost my passport (again).
Day 1: Arrival and Awkward Introductions
- Morning: Arrived in Milan, which was a glorious mess of delayed flights and confused stares at the baggage claim. Found my pre-booked shuttle… it was a beat-up Fiat, driven by a guy who seemed to think "pedal to the metal" was a suggestion, not a rule. We zoomed along the Autostrada, and I swear, I saw his sunglasses vibrate with the sheer speed.
- Anecdote: On the way, I fumbled with my phone and accidentally knocked the SIM card out. Cue frantic patting of pockets and frantic Google translate searches. Luckily, the driver, bless his heart, understood my panicked "telefono?" and pulled over so I could find the tiny, devilish chip. He even offered me an espresso afterwards. Now that's service.
- Afternoon: Bellano! Finally. Villa Nelly Maria. Gorgeous website pictures promised paradise; the actual villa… well, it’s got character. Let's just say the paint is “rustic,” and the garden gnome situation rivals a small army. Found my room – it’s overlooking Lake Como, and the view is breathtaking. Seriously, stop breathing. Except then I had to try to navigate the language barrier, so breath was a must for a short while.
- Opinionated Thought: The host, Maria, is a whirlwind of Italian charm, but she speaks at a speed that makes my brain feel like a scrambled egg. Trying to understand instructions about the water heater was like trying to decipher ancient hieroglyphs while high on caffeine.
- Evening: Dinner! Went to that tiny trattoria down the road. Ordered the "special," which turned out to be… rabbit. Now, I love a good exotic meal. But the rabbit felt like a betrayal. The eyes stared at me, and I got the chills.
- Reaction: Okay, let’s be honest. I spent half the meal pretending I was suddenly super interested in the tablecloth pattern. Eventually, I managed to eat it, and it wasn’t bad, but still… rabbit. And the wine was red, and amazing, and now I’m a bit tipsy.
Day 2: Lakeside Bliss & Linguistic Failures
- Morning: Woke up to the sound of gentle waves lapping against the shore. Absolute heaven. Spent the morning wandering along the lakeside, soaking up the sun and trying (and failing miserably) to understand the Italian newspaper.
- Quirky Observation: The amount of gelato consumption in this town is alarming. I saw a tiny dog eating a cone bigger than its head. I may have joined the dog.
- Afternoon: Bellano Gorge! This is the main attraction of the town. Walked through the gorge and felt the water rushing past. Absolutely majestic. The walk was a little crowded, but worth it.
- Imperfection: I wanted to go further into the gorge, but I was scared of heights.
- Evening: Dinner at a different restaurant. This time, no special. And no rabbit. Ordered the pasta, and it was truly something else. Simple, authentic, perfect.
- Emotional Reaction: I actually teared up when I tasted the pasta. Maybe it was the wine. Maybe it was the simple beauty of it all. Maybe I was just really, really hungry.
Day 3: The Boat Trip from Hell?
- Morning: Okay, so the plan was a boat tour. Sounds idyllic, right? Wrong.
- Rant: First, the boat was late. An hour late. The sun was searing. And the other tourists, bless their hearts, were a loud collection of selfie-stick-wielding enthusiasts.
- Afternoon: The boat trip was… a mixed bag. The views were undeniably stunning. Lake Como is a postcard, basically. But the sea sickness had hit hard, which I couldn't control.
- Anecdote: At some point, I leaned over the railing. I thought I was going to be sick. I think my face went pale.
- Evening: Back at the villa, I vowed to never set foot on a boat again.
- Rambling Thought: Maybe I’m not cut out for the glamorous life. Maybe I’m meant to be a hermit, living on pasta and gelato.
Day 4: Embracing the Chaos
- Morning: Decided to ditch the structured plans. Wandered through the town, lost in the maze of cobblestone streets. Found a tiny shop selling handmade leather goods and bought a ridiculously expensive leather wallet.
- Emotional Reaction: The wallet is beautiful. I love it. But I’ll probably return it and get the money back.
- Afternoon: Decided to go to the mountains. The hike wasn't long, but the sun was high, and the air was thin. Found myself standing a little bit in the top.
- Opinionated Thought: The views from the top were worth it. It was an amazing feeling to be on top.
- Evening: Maria, God bless her, invited me to join her family for dinner. A proper Italian feast. Food, laughter, conversations in a mix of Italian and broken English.
- Stream-of-Consciousness: Okay, so, this is life. This is what I wanted. This is why I came. Even the chaos, the language barriers, the near-drowning experiences, the rabbit. It's all part of a massive, messy, beautiful, and absolutely perfect experience. And I can't wait to come back, or just die here.
Day 5: Departure (and Maybe a Bit of Regret)
- Morning: Packing up. Saying goodbye to Villa Nelly Maria. The thought of leaving is actually a bit heartbreaking.
- Imperfection: Almost forgot my passport at the villa! This time, I was saved by Maria.
- Afternoon: Off to the airport. It may still be a mess, but I have a sense of calm.
- Final Rambling: Back home. Thinking to go back. The world needs to be seen.
Ugh, why is my internet so SLOOOOW? Is it me? (Probably)
Why does my Wi-Fi randomly drop at the WORST times?! Specifically, during that all-important Zoom call with my boss?
Is it possible to boost my Wi-Fi signal, or am I doomed to live in a dead zone of buffering hell?
Why does my connection speed vary so wildly? One minute I'm downloading at warp speed, the next I'm barely able to load Gmail.
Is it a good idea to password protect my Wi-Fi, or am I just being paranoid?
Can I blame the internet for making me late for *everything*?
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