Unbelievable Views! Escape to La Penne's Secret Balcony of the Aravis
Unbelievable Views! Escape to La Penne's Secret Balcony of the Aravis
Okay, buckle up buttercups! This isn’t your typical cookie-cutter hotel review. We’re diving deep, getting messy, and letting the real me – the opinionated, slightly neurotic traveler – loose on this place. Consider this your unfiltered guide.
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(Shakes head dramatically, takes a deep breath) Let's do this…
Access & Accessibility (Because, you know, everyone deserves a good vacation):
Alright, first things first: I’m not in a wheelchair myself, but I always look for accessibility because it speaks volumes about a place. And honestly, this place did okay. The website claimed “wheelchair accessible,” and I'd give it a solid, slightly hesitant, 7 out of 10. The main areas like the lobby and restaurants seemed okay, but I didn’t personally experience the elevators or rooms. If you need specific details – like, “Are the bathrooms wide enough?” – CALL the hotel directly. Don't just trust the website. Trust me on this one!
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: This is something that needs more investigating.
Internet Access (Because FOMO is REAL, even on vacation):
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!: YES! Thank the internet gods. And it actually worked. Solid connection, didn’t drop out during my crucial midday Insta-stalking sessions.
- Internet [LAN]: Also available. For you old-schoolers. I didn't try it.
- Internet Services: Overall good. They offer all internet related things.
- Wi-Fi in public areas: Present and accounted for. More good news for those who love to be connected.
(Sigh of relief. Can’t live a life without connectivity. Can’t even function)
Things to Do, Ways to Relax (The Important Stuff!):
Oh boy. Where do I even start with the relaxation part? A spa is basically a mandatory requirement, right?
- Body scrub, Body wrap: Yep, they have that. Did not partake. Maybe next time.
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: Okay, I'm that person. I intended to use it. I packed my workout clothes. But the allure of the pool bar was just too strong. So, no report. Sorry.
- Foot bath: Sounds delightful, didn't find it..
- Massage: Yes! This is where things get interesting. The massage was… listen, it wasn't the best massage I've ever had, but it was good. And that's important. The masseuse seemed genuinely professional, but (and this is a BIG but) the room was a little too cold. I spent most of the massage shivering slightly. Minor complaint, I know, but it took away from the full experience. Would I go back? Probably.
- Pool with view: Yes, and it was glorious. Infinity edge, overlooking something beautiful I don’t remember. This is where I spent most of my time. Sipping questionable cocktails, just letting the world (and my responsibilities) melt away.
- Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: More relaxation options! Again, intended to try them all. The sauna looked inviting, but the pull of the pool was too strong.
- Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Absolutely amazing. Seriously. The highlight of my stay. Cleanliness and Safety (Because, you know, the world is a bit scary):
Okay, COVID-19. The elephant in the room (or hotel lobby). I was extremely anxious about traveling because, well, the pandemic.
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment: They claimed all of this. And, honestly, it felt pretty safe. The staff all wore masks, the public areas looked spotless. But I'm still that crazy person who wipes down everything in my room with Clorox wipes. So, take my assurance with that disclaimer. But the vibe was good.
- Breakfast takeaway service, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: All were in place. I felt that they were doing all they can.
(I internally checked my personal stash of hand sanitizer. All good.)
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (The Most Important Part, Obviously):
Alright, let's talk about the food. Because a terrible breakfast can ruin an entire day, right?
- A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: They had everything. Seriously. It was almost overwhelming. The breakfast buffet was impressive, with all the usual suspects. The pastries were decent. The coffee was…. well, it wasn’t amazing. But it was free, and plentiful and hit the spot.
- My Favorite: The poolside bar was amazing. The cocktails were decent, the atmosphere was pure relaxation. I may have spent an embarrassing amount of time (and money) there. Worth it.
(I shuddered at the memory.)
- Room Service: Brilliant. I ordered late-night fries and they showed up perfectly crisp. A solid 10/10.
Services and Conveniences (The Little Things That Matter):
- Air conditioning in public area: Yes, and thankfully so! This place is hot.
- Audio-visual equipment for special events: Not my scene.
- Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: Plenty of options.
- Concierge: Super helpful. Helped me find a good restaurant, and I am forever thankful.
- Daily Housekeeping: Excellent. Cleanliness was clearly a priority.
For the Kids (If You Must):
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: I don't have kids, so I can't judge this personally. But the hotel seemed kid-friendly. There were kids everywhere, and everyone seemed pretty happy.
Access (The Basics, I Hope!):
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Couple's room, Exterior corridor, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Hotel chain, Non-smoking rooms, Pets allowed unavailablePets allowed, Proposal spot, Room decorations, Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms: All present and accounted for, the usual security features.
Getting Around (How to Escape):
- Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking: Easy to get to and from.
Available in all rooms (The Nitty-Gritty):
- **Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your cookie-cutter, pristine travel itinerary. This is LE BALCON DES ARAVIS, FRAAAANCE, and we're diving in headfirst, mess, glory, and all. Prepare for altitude sickness, questionable cheese choices, and probably a few existential crises.
Day 1: Arrival & "Oh My God, This View!" (Plus, Cheese)
- 10:00 AM (ish): Land in Geneva. Sigh. Geneva airport. Basically, the waiting room of Switzerland. Found my rental car. It's… functional. Praying to whatever god governs stick shifts it's a reliable one. Road trip time!
- 12:00 PM (ish): Drive to La Penne. The GPS lady is already starting to annoy me. "Recalculating." Lady, I haven't even left the parking lot yet! The Aravis mountains start looming into view. OMG. The air gets thinner. And bluer. And greener. This is… wow.
- 2:00 PM (ish): Arrive at our charmingly rustic chalet. "Rustic" means slightly drafty, and the internet… well, let's just say I pre-downloaded ALL the Netflix. The view from the balcony… I could weep. Seriously. Actual, physical tears. sniff WORTH IT.
- 3:00 PM: Unpack, attempt to navigate French power outlets (they HATE me, I swear), and generally acclimatize. Feeling slightly dizzy. Altitude, my friend. Altitude.
- 4:00 PM: GO TO THE CHEESE MAKERS !! I found a local cheese farm and I'm giddy. Buying ALL the Reblochon. EVERYTHING. Okay, maybe I went a little overboard. The smell in the cheese shop was… intense. Like, a concentrated symphony of delicious funk. The owner, a mountain of a man with eyes that twinkled, gave me a taste of something that tasted like heaven. This, my friends, is the good life. (I'm currently contemplating how to smuggle a wheel of cheese home…)
- 6:00 PM: Grocery store run - mostly for wine and bread. Pro tip: French grocery stores are a minefield of temptation. I emerged with a basket overflowing with things I didn't need but absolutely wanted.
- 7:30 PM: Dinner on the balcony (hopefully! Weather gods, please!), cheese (naturally), bread, wine, and the stunning view. Trying not to overthink the fact that I'm in the French Alps. Feeling a profound sense of… peace. (Aside from the gnawing feeling that I should have brought a bigger suitcase for cheese.)
Day 2: Hiking, Humidity & Honest-to-God-This-Is-Hard
- 8:00 AM: Wake up to a truly breathtaking sunrise. Coffee on the balcony. Pure bliss. Suddenly, I remember that I need to prepare for the hike.
- 9:00 AM: The hike I've chosen! The one that's apparently accessible. Well, it's accessible if you consider "accessible" to mean "involves climbing a mountain." Seriously, the first hour was pure uphill agony. My thighs were screaming, I was sweating buckets, and I questioned every life decision that led me here. I even briefly hallucinated a vending machine selling cold lemonade.
- 11:00 AM: Reached the summit! The view from the top was… epic. Totally worth the lactic acid buildup. I also discovered that I was now in the clouds.
- 12:00 PM: Picnic lunch on the summit (cheese, bread, and… more cheese). I ate a sandwich, stared at the view, and felt a surge of utter gratitude and… satisfaction.
- 1:00 PM: Descent. Much easier on the lungs, harder on the knees. The scenery… still ridiculously beautiful.
- 3:00 PM: Back at the chalet. Showered, changed, and collapsed on the sofa. My legs feel like rubber.
- 4:00 PM: Found a small cafe in the village. Ordered a café crème and people-watched – the true national sport of France, in my humble opinion.
- 6:00 PM: Cheese (again!). This time, a tartiflette – a glorious casserole of potatoes, cheese, bacon, and onions. Comfort food perfection. Feeling extremely sleepy.
- 7:30 PM: Considering whether I should venture out for live music, or fall asleep. The last day's decisions are still haunting me. The couch is very appealing.
- 8:00 PM: Passed out on the couch right after I got the tartiflette. 10/10, would recommend.
Day 3: A Day for Adventure & Another View
- 9:00 AM: Woke up to the gentle sound of rain. Perfect.
- 10:00 AM: Decided to visit Annecy. It's a little over an hour away by car, but looks promising. I made sure that I had a charged camera and some comfortable shoes. I was already envisioning myself taking endless photos of the city's canals and colorful houses.
- 11:00 AM: The drive was scenic, with the lake starting to appear. I was soon in Annecy, and it was even better than I had imagined. It was like stepping into a postcard. The colors were vibrant, the air was fresh, and the atmosphere was relaxed.
- 12:00 AM: Took a walk. The water was crystal clear, reflecting the buildings on the shore.
- 1:00 PM: Found a charming little restaurant with an outdoor terrace. I ordered a traditional French lunch of the day along with a glass of wine. The food was delicious, and I took this time to enjoy the moment, and the views.
- 2:00 PM: Time to take some photos. I took an amazing number of photos, capturing the essence of the city.
- 3:00 PM: Did some vintage shopping.
- 4:00 PM: Decided to grab a pastry before taking the scenic route back to the chalet.
- 5:00 PM: Back, and ready to rest.
- 6:00 PM: Cheese, wine, and another stunning sunset.
Day 4: Farewell Cheese & the Bitter Sweet Return
- 9:00 AM: Reluctantly packing. The thought of leaving this place is actually giving me a serious existential crisis. How can I possibly return to "real life" after this?
- 10:00 AM: One last walk around the village. Absorbing every detail. The scent of pine trees, the sound of rushing water, the general air of calm.
- 11:00 AM: That's right – I go back to the cheese shop. One last visit. One last, glorious purchase (or three). The cheesemonger smiled at me. He knew.
- 12:00 PM: Back to the airport.
- 2:00 PM: Plane. I feel so sad.
- 6:00 PM: Back in the real world. The cheese starts calling.
This, my friends, is my imperfect, messy, entirely human journey through Le Balcon des Aravis. It was incredible. It was hard. It was messy. It was a feast for the senses, a challenge for the body, and a balm for the soul. And I can't wait to go back. Bon voyage!
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Frequently Asked Questions (and My Ramblings) About... Well, Life, Basically
Okay, So... What *is* Life, Anyway? (Deep Thoughts Ahead, Buckle Up)
Ugh, don't even get me STARTED. This used to keep me up at night, especially when I was, like, 19 and convinced I was going to solve the meaning of existence while simultaneously ordering pizza rolls. (Let's be real, the pizza rolls usually won.) I still don't have a definitive answer, obviously. Anyone who *does* is either lying, a guru I haven't met yet, or, you know, a slightly-less-hungry robot.
But here's what I've *sort of* gathered: Life is… a wild, messy, beautiful, frustrating, hilarious, and often baffling experience. It's like a rollercoaster designed by a committee where half the members are drunk on iced coffee and the other half just really, REALLY like rollercoasters. Sometimes you're soaring, feeling invincible. Other times you're upside down, screaming, and wondering why you ever agreed to this ride.
And the kicker? You don't get to choose all the twists and turns. You just kind of… *live* it. It's like a toddler's crayon drawing: blobs of color, some questionable lines, a few things that might resemble something vaguely familiar… and yet, somehow, it's still incredibly captivating.
So, yeah. Life. Complex. Got it. Let's move on to something less existential like what to do about that weird rash I have...
What's the Secret to Happiness? (Spoiler Alert: There Isn't One, Sorry)
Oh, you want the secret? HA! If I knew the actual secret to happiness, I'd be on a beach in the Maldives, sipping something with a tiny umbrella, and not sitting here typing this.
Look, I've tried everything. Positive affirmations (felt like lying to myself, mostly). Meditation (managed to think about my grocery list the entire time). Endless retail therapy (temporarily satisfying, permanently broke). Nope. Didn’t work. Here’s a fun anecdote, though: I once spent an entire summer trying to be "happy" by following a list I found in a magazine. "Smile more." "Appreciate the little things." "Spend time in nature." Turns out, spending time in nature just meant I got eaten alive by mosquitos, the little things were mostly things that made a mess, and smiling at my reflection made me realize how tired I was. Great success!
The best I've come up with is… accepting that happiness isn't a destination, it's a general *vibe*. It's like a slightly lopsided houseplant: you gotta nurture it, water it (with things that bring you joy), prune the dead bits, and accept that it'll probably never be perfect. And sometimes, you’ll forget to water it entirely, and it'll look sad and droopy, and you'll feel guilty. That’s okay too.
Find the things that make you… *less miserable*... at least some of the time. That's the win. Now excuse me, I have to go stare into the abyss (AKA, my closet) and decide what to wear.
How Do I Deal With (Insert Common Life Problem Here)? (AKA, The "I'm Screwed" Category)
Okay, let's be real: life throws curveballs. And sometimes, life throws a whole *baseball bat*. And it hits you square in the face. (I've experienced that, metaphorically, several times. And, you know, actually once or twice.)
Okay, so what *specific* problem are we talking about? Because frankly, if you're asking about, say, a relationship breakup, the answer is: ice cream, bad rom-coms, and a LOT of time. If you're asking about a job you hate, the answer is: start looking for another one. If it's finances… uh… budgeting? (I’m still working on that one, tbh.)
Let me share a story… Once, I was in a truly appalling relationship. Like, dumpster fire levels of awful. I stayed WAY too long. Why? Good question. Probably low self-esteem and a healthy dose of denial. Anyway, it ended. And I was *devastated*. It felt like the end of the world. I cried so hard I thought I'd dehydrate. I ate an entire pizza by myself (don't judge). It was *ugly*. And then, slowly... very, very slowly... I started to feel… not so awful. I realized that, hey, I *could* survive. And that the next pizza would be mine and mine alone. Now, I look back and think, "Wow, what was I even thinking?" But also, "Thank god I got through it."
So, yeah, here's the *super* professional, groundbreaking advice everyone gives: It’s gonna hurt. It'll probably suck. You'll survive. And you'll probably learn something... even if it’s just that you really, *really* like pizza.
Is It Okay to, Like, Just... Do Nothing Sometimes? (The Ultimate Question)
Absolutely. In fact, I would argue it's *essential*. We're all so pressured to be #productive and #hustle and #achieve and #become SOMEONE, that taking a moment just… to *be*… gets treated like a moral failing. It's absurd! I mean, I’m *writing* this right now, in what feels like a productive space, but earlier, I spent a solid hour staring at the ceiling. And you know what? It was great. Sometimes. . . nothing needs to get done.
Our brains are constantly processing, doing, thinking, and *bleeping and blooping*. We’re bombarded with information, notifications, and the ever-present pressure to... DO SOMETHING! But sometimes, that processing needs a reset. It needs a pause. It needs to just… breathe. So, yeah, if you feel the urge to stare at the ceiling, gaze out the window, or spend an entire afternoon binging a questionable TV show… do it. Just do it! Unless there's something on fire, then put the fire out first.
I've spent a lot of time feeling guilty about 'wasting' time. But then, I started to understand. That 'wasted' time is actually… *rest*. It's the charging station for your emotional batteries. It's the quiet before the storm (which, in my life, is usually just opening a can of cat food).
What About *Stuff*? Like, Possessions and Goals and… Things? (The Great Accumulation)
Ugh. The elephant in the room. The stuff. It's everywhere. And let's face it, we're all slaves to it to some degree. I *love* a good pair of shoes (or, like, 17 pairs). And I'm not saying I *don't* want to achieve my various life goals. I do. But it's so easy to get caught up in the relentless acquisition of *more*. More money, more things, more accomplishments, more… *stuff*.Munich Airport Escape: Radisson Individuals Flightgate Hotel Luxury Awaits!
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