Goa's BEST Luxury Stay? Hiline Hotels Serviced Apartments Deluxe 01 Awaits!
Goa's BEST Luxury Stay? Hiline Hotels Serviced Apartments Deluxe 01 Awaits!
Hiline Hotels Serviced Apartments Deluxe 01: Goa's Luxury? Let's Unpack This! (Because My Suitcase Definitely Needs It)
Okay, folks, buckle up. We're diving headfirst into Goa's supposed "luxury" at Hiline Hotels Serviced Apartments Deluxe 01. I'm back, slightly sunburnt, with a head full of memories and a laundry bag overflowing with, well, everything. Let's break this down, shall we? (Brace yourselves, because this is going to be a long one. I'm still unpacking mentally.)
Accessibility? (And My Ankle's Opinion)
Right, so, accessibility. Crucial for anyone, frankly, especially if you've, say, twisted your ankle trying to be "cool" on a scooter (I'm not naming names, me). Thankfully, some boxes are ticked. There's an elevator, always a win. Facilities for disabled guests are listed, which is encouraging, but I’d need a more granular breakdown. And as for the scooter saga…the walk to the room itself? Mostly manageable, but the devil's in the details, and I didn't scrutinize things like ramps or specific room modifications. Next time, I’ll be armed with a mobility scooter and a clipboard.
On-Site Grub & Booze: The Stomach's Verdict
Okay, this is where things get interesting. The restaurants and lounges are a major selling point. Let's be honest, you're on vacation. You need fuel!
- Eating Extravaganza: Massive coverage. A la carte, buffet, Asian, International, Vegetarian…it's the buffet of options! They even promise alternative meal arrangements – perfect for my "I don't like anything" phase (that's a joke… mostly).
- My experience: I sampled the Asian breakfast. (I'm a sucker for a good dosa). It was… solid. Not life-changing, but filled a hole. The Western breakfast felt a bit bland to me. The coffee? Needs work.
- Boozing Bliss: They got a bar, a poolside bar, and happy hour. Winning! A bottle of water magically appearing daily is a small but important kindness.
- Side story: I became intimately familiar with the poolside bar. That view…oh, the view. More on that later…
- Snacks and Bites: A coffee shop and snack bar are also there. Did I mention they have a 24-hour room service? Hello, post-beach cravings.
- Major caveat from my experience : Be prepared to wait…a lot. The kitchen seemed to have a serious case of island time – a theme that sadly runs through nearly every aspect of this hotel.
- Cleanliness & Safety - Food Style: A big tick for Sanitized kitchen and tableware items. That’s reassuring. I’m always a bit nervous about eating anywhere new, so this is crucial. They also seem to have taken extra steps with individually-wrapped food options (which is actually a smart move) and a safe dining setup.
Ways to Relax (Or Try To)
Here's where the "Deluxe" really should kick in, right?
- Pampering Paradise: Body scrub, body wrap, foot baths, massage, spa, spa/sauna, steam room… the list goes on! (And my wallet feels it).
- My splurge experience: I went for the full spa experience. The massage? Let's be honest, it was divine. The masseuse was a miracle worker, working out knots I didn't even know I had. The steam room was…steamy. The sauna? Hot enough to cook an egg.
- Fitness Fanatic or Sloth? Fitness center and gym. (I’m more of a "swim in the pool while sipping a cocktail" kind of person myself.)
- Pool with a View. Ah, Yes…: The big draw. The highlight. The reason I’d almost forgive the slow room service: The swimming pool. The view…the infinite pool…it's the Instagram post you've been dreaming of.
- My Poolside Obsession: I spent hours there. Floating, staring at the ocean. Utter bliss. I saw the most amazing sunsets while sipping several cocktails. I might have even (accidentally) worn my swimsuit for 12 hours straight one day. No regrets. It's the one thing Hiline truly nailed!
Cleanliness & Safety: The "Is it Actually Safe?" Test
This IS important. Especially lately.
- Good Signs: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, hand sanitizer everywhere, rooms sanitized between stays, staff trained in safety protocol.
- My Observation: I felt safe. They were clearly taking precautions, and that mattered. The hand sanitizer dispensers were plentiful, the staff wore masks consistently, and the lobby always looked spotless. But, again…the kitchen staff seemed to take liberty with that.
- Things to Note: Room sanitization opt-out available, hygiene certification, and staff trained in safety protocol.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Feast of Details (and Delayed Orders)
- Eatery Heaven: Asian, international, vegetarian… it's a global food tour! Again, the options are impressive, though the execution is a bit uneven.
- Libations: Bars, poolside bars, and happy hour! - a paradise of delicious drinks, and a bit more expensive than the nearby beach shacks!.
- My Dining Experience (And Frustration): The diversity of cuisines was certainly there, but often the quality didn't quite live up to the promise. I'd ordered a few things, and some orders came in, and some didn't. Some were fantastic, and some were better served forgotten.
Services and Conveniences: The Perks (and a Few Quirks)
- Essentials: Air conditioning, daily housekeeping, concierge, laundry service, room service (24-hour), airport transfer, currency exchange… the usual suspects.
- The "Island Time" problem: One of my most memorable experiences was waiting for coffee that took over an hour to arrive. I eventually ended up going to the lobby myself (which took extra energy given my ankle). It seemed to be a shared experience - some staff members were super helpful, and others seemed…less so.
- Business-y Stuff (Who are we kidding?): Business facilities, meeting/banquet facilities, etc. All the necessary ingredients, I guess, if you must mix business and pleasure.
- The Goodies: Gift shop, Luggage storage, Safe deposit boxes.
- One oddity: Trying to figure out how to pay for a taxi was, at times, challenging - a proper payment option seemed missing, and I saw some arguments with guests.
For the Kids: Are We Family-Friendly?
- Good Vibes: Babysitting service, family/child-friendly, kids' meal, – good efforts. I didn’t travel with kids, so I can’t speak to actual experience, but it seems they're trying.
Access: What's the Entry Like?
- Security: CCTV in common areas, security 24-7 - always a good thing.
- Check-in/Out: Check-in/out [express], check-in/out [private], contactless check-in/out (convenient for some, though I still miss the human touch sometimes).
Available in all rooms: It's the Little Things!
Okay, the bedrooms. Here’s where you hope the ‘Deluxe’ part really shines:
- Must-Haves: Air conditioning, alarm clock, blackout curtains, coffee/tea maker, free Wi-Fi, in-room safe box, mini bar, refrigerator, satellite/cable channels, shower, soundproofing… you get the picture. They've covered the basics.
- My Room Observations:
- The bed: Comfy! Extra long bed – appreciated by this tall traveler.
- The view: Spectacular! I loved that the window, which opened!, offered a full ocean vista.
- The minor annoyances: At times, the AC struggled a bit during the midday heat. The remote for the TV took some getting used to.
- Toiletries? Meh, nothing to write home about. They were the usual hotel-standard stuff.
- My Room Observations:
Getting Around: Navigating Goa’s Chaos (and My Wobbling Ankle)
- Options: Airport transfer, car park [free of charge], car park [on-site], taxi service, valet parking. They will pretty much get you there.
- My Struggle: I relied heavily on taxis. With my ankle situation, the lack of readily available scooters (I was seriously tempted, despite my injury!) made moving around Goa a bit of a challenge.
**Final Thoughts? The Verdict
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Day 1: Arrival and Immediate Regret (Kidding! Mostly.)
- Morning (aka: The Awkward Arrival): Land at Dabolim Airport. The heat hits you like a brick. The air is thick enough to eat. My carefully curated Instagram-ready outfit is already clinging to me like a damp shroud. Found a taxi (negotiation skills: A+), and we're off to Hiline. The driver, bless his soul, drives like a caffeinated hummingbird. I'm pretty sure we saw two near-death experiences before we even left the airport.
- Afternoon: Settling In (or, Discovering the Tiny Quirks): First impressions of Hiline. Okay, the lobby does look pretty fancy. Marble floors, some vaguely tropical art… We grab the key and head up to our apartment. Praying for elevators…. Yes!
- The Apartment: It's…compact. "Deluxe" might be a stretch, but it's got a kitchen, which is a win in my book. The balcony? Oh, the balcony. Overlooks something. Let's go with "a collection of buildings and a possible palm tree or two." The furniture is…functional. There's a fridge stocked with water, but no beer. Immediate crisis.
- Evening: Food Run – and the Drama of Finding Food (aka ‘Hangry Goes to Goa’): After a quick shower and a change into something more breathable (read: a giant, mismatched t-shirt and shorts combo), we decide to tackle the food situation. The hotel staff recommended a local place, a short walk away. "Charming," they said. "Authentic," they said. We walked – and walked. And walked. Finally, HUNGER, it was getting BAD. We found a place, only to find they were out of our first three choices. It's the perfect storm for irritability. Finally, a delicious meal saved the day. My sanity restored. At least, for now.
Day 2: Beaches, Bliss, and the Battle of the Bikini
- Morning: Beach Day! We're talking Palolem. I've been dreaming of those white sands and turquoise waters for MONTHS. The drive is scenic, but the roads – oh, the roads! They're a glorious chaos of scooters, cows, and rogue tuk-tuks.
- Afternoon: Beach Bumming and the Great Bikini Dilemma: Palolem. Finally. It's as beautiful as the pictures. The water is warm, the sand is soft, etc, etc. So, I put on my bikini - which, I must admit, I’d spent weeks agonizing over which one to bring. I tried on like, four different bikinis for this trip. I felt GREAT! And then…the wind, it had other plans. It turns out, the wind and I just do not get along. I spent half the afternoon wrestling with my top, feeling like I was auditioning for a bad ‘Baywatch’ remake. But, you know, the beach is still gorgeous! I eventually gave up and just enjoyed. Life's too short to be constantly adjusting your swimsuit.
- Evening: Sunset and Samosas (or, The Art of Doing Nothing Very Well): Sunset over the Arabian Sea. Pure magic. The colours are insane. We devoured samosas with tea from a beachside vendor. Stood there watching the sun set, and felt…content. This is the stuff, right?
Day 3: Exploring, Spice, and the Ghosts of Yesterday (and Maybe My Roommate?)
- Morning: Old Goa and the Churches of Dreams: Hiring a driver which is a must. Old Goa. Holy moly! The churches are stunning. The Basilica of Bom Jesus – where Saint Francis Xavier is buried. I should have packed a scarf because I'm not allowed to enter. That's a bummer, but what can you do? The architecture is incredible. I could have stared at the details all day. Feeling a little small in the shadow of history…I definitely need a history book.
- Afternoon: Spice Plantation Shenanigans (and Maybe Some Real Drama): Time for a spice plantation tour. It's all very fragrant – cinnamon, nutmeg, the works. I’m pretty sure I saw a monkey steal a banana. What a little rascal. Then, the inevitable…the elephant ride. I felt weird at first, but it turned out the elephant was incredibly gentle.
- The Real Drama (Roommate edition) Back at Hiline, I decided to sneak into my roommate's side of the room because I needed to find my charger. It turns out, she wasn't just on the beach… I think I saw a ghost.
- Evening: Dinner and the Questionable Cocktail: We went to this restaurant, heard it was the "best". It wasn't. The cocktails were…interesting. Let's just say it involved a lot of sweet, syrupy stuff and a very questionable garnish. I'm going to stick to water.
Day 4: Yoga, Regret, and a Potential Motorcycle Mishap.
- Morning: Yoga, and the Unintended Consequences: Planned to do a yoga class. I thought I looked graceful…I probably didn't. My limbs felt like they were made of wet spaghetti. I’m pretty sure I pulled something. Worth it? Maybe.
- Afternoon: The Motorcycle Whisperer (and a near-death experience): Rental of a motorbike. I thought, "How hard can it be?" Turns out, VERY hard. I’ve driven a scooter. It's been a while. The Goan roads and traffic are a different beast. We were driving slowly, I felt good! and then, out of nowhere, a cow just appears in the middle of the road. I swerved, lost control, and narrowly missed a tree (and possibly my LIFE). Lesson learned: stick to walking. Lesson REALLY learned: pay attention to cows.
- Evening: Relaxation and the Quest for a Good Night's Sleep (and a Decent Pillow). Today, I'm taking it easy. Netflix and chilling. This place is starting to grow on me.
Day 5: Goodbye Goa?
- Morning: Last Splash: One last swim in the ocean!
- Afternoon: Farewell: Head back to the airport, reflecting on the chaotic, beautiful, messy glory that is Goa. It was a rollercoaster. Would I go back? Absolutely. Would I change a thing? Maybe. Probably.
- Evening: Post-Travel Blues: Travel blues? Yep. Already feeling them.
Final Thoughts (aka, The Random Rant):
Goa is a sensory assault in the best possible way. The food is incredible, the people are kind, and the landscape is stunning. The accommodation? Well, it's an experience. Hiline? It's got its quirks. But overall, it's been a great basecamp for all the chaos. Would I recommend this trip? Absolutely! Just pack your patience, your sense of humour, and a really, REALLY good mosquito repellent. You’ll need it. And maybe bring a travel-sized therapist. Just in case.
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