Escape to Paradise: Maki Apartments, Plavi Horizonti Beach!
Escape to Paradise: Maki Apartments, Plavi Horizonti Beach!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into my (slightly chaotic) experience at Escape to Paradise: Maki Apartments, Plavi Horizonti Beach! This isn't some meticulously crafted travel brochure; this is the REAL DEAL, warts and all. Prepare for a rollercoaster of opinions, tangents, and maybe, just maybe, a touch of existential dread. Let's go!
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(And now… the actual review!)
Right, so, Escape to Paradise. Sounds promising, doesn't it? Maki Apartments, Plavi Horizonti Beach. The name alone conjures images of turquoise water, sun-drenched terraces, and… well, escape. My experience? Let's just say it was a bit more nuanced than that.
Accessibility: The Real Test… (and a Few Stumbles)
Okay, first things first: Accessibility. This is a big one for me (and should be for anyone considering this place). The website said wheelchair accessible. And while there were some positive points, it wasn't quite the smooth ride I'd hoped for.
- The Good: There was a ramp to get into the main building! And the elevator worked. Big win! Some rooms seemed to be designed with accessibility in mind, which was a plus.
- The Not-So-Good: The pathways around the property weren't always perfectly smooth. There were some tricky inclines. The beach access… well, let's just say it involved a bit of assistance. Not terrible, but definitely not fully effortless. Consider this one a “mostly accessible” situation.
- My (Slightly Bitter) Anecdote: I was pushing my own chair, and there was this one particularly steep ramp leading up to the restaurant. Picture this: me, sweating, straining, and some well-meaning but utterly useless guy offering to "help" by… well, standing in my way. It was a comedy of errors, honestly. But hey, at least I got a good workout. I am not giving names.
Wheelchair Accessible? Yes, but with a few caveats. Make sure to confirm and ask specific questions about the exact route to your room, the beach access, and the bathroom situation. It might depend on which apartment you get, so call beforehand.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: There ARE restaurants and lounges on site, but again, check accessibility. They’re mostly accessible but with a few issues that need addressing.
Internet & Wi-Fi: Keeping Connected (Mostly!)
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Hooray! Though, let’s say the connection quality… fluctuated. Some days it was lightning fast, streaming movies like a champ. Other days? Well, let's just say I channeled my inner Luddite.
Internet [LAN] and Internet Services: I didn't opt for the LAN. If you need a reliable connection for work, pack a backup plan (or pray to the Wi-Fi gods).
Wi-Fi in public areas: Generally okay, but again, not always rock-solid.
The "Things to Do" & "Ways to Relax" Extravaganza! (A Bit Overwhelming, Honestly)
So many options! It's like they threw every spa treatment, fitness class, and activity under the sun at you. I'll break it down a bit because honestly, it was a bit dizzying.
- Spa & Wellness: The Good, The Mediocre, and The "Did They Run Out Of Oil?"
- Body scrub: Tried it! Felt amazing! Scared of my skin being rubbed raw, I think!
- Body wrap: (Didn't try… the thought of being entombed in seaweed freaks me out!)
- Fitness center: Looked decent. I'm more of a "walk on the beach" kind of person.
- Foot bath: Ahhh, yes. Very relaxing.
- Gym/fitness: See above.
- Massage: Yes! I treated myself. Good, but nothing earth-shattering.
- Pool with view: Stunning, absolutely stunning!
- Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: Tried them, loved them.
- Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Beautiful, refreshing.
- My Quirky Observation: Everywhere you looked, someone was lounging – sometimes with a cocktail, sometimes with a book, and occasionally (and hilariously) passed out. Talk about "escape"!
Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitized… But Did My Towel Go Missing?
They were trying really hard with the whole Covid thing.
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment: All seemed to be working!
- Safety/security feature, Smoke alarms, Front desk [24-hour], Security [24-hour], CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher: Good to know, very reassuring!
- My little gripe: My room seemed to be too sanitized. My towel disappeared one day and didn't come back until I called front desk. Minor, but a bit annoying.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure (With a Few Bumps)
Alright, let's talk food. This is always a make-or-break for me.
- Restaurants: Several options, different cuisines, and some with fantastic views.
- A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: Seriously, you are spoiled for choice.
- Happy hour, Bottle of water: The Happy Hour was great. The bottle of water… well, it was just a bottle of water.
- My Rant: The buffet breakfast was a bit of a free-for-all. Queueing was a thing, and not always pleasant. And sometimes the food felt a little… mass-produced. Better than fast food, but still not the high-end experience one might hope for.
- My one huge win: The pool-side bar was AMAZING.
Services and Conveniences: The Good, The Necessary, and…The Missing Towel!
- Air conditioning in public area, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes: All good. All essential.
- Airport transfer, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Taxi service, Valet parking: Easy to get around.
- My other (minor) rant: The convenience store was a bit overpriced, and I swear I found a stain on my bathrobes.
For the Kids: Babysitting Service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal Seemed good. I didn't travel with children but the place certainly seems set up for them.
- More rambles: The playground looked pretty good, and the restaurant had high chairs available.
Available in all rooms:
I'll skip the list that repeats what is already mentioned in the services and conveniences section.
Getting around
- Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking: Pretty easy to get around.
- My little gripe: See above.
Final Verdict (Cue the Dramatic Music…)
Escape to Paradise: Maki Apartments, Plavi Horizonti Beach? It's not perfect. It has its quirks, its stumbles, and its moments of "meh." But… it
Warsaw Apartment with Underground Parking & WiFi: Your Dream Stay Awaits!Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this itinerary isn't your perfectly-pressed travel brochure. This is the real, sweaty, sunburnt, "did I forget my passport?" version of a trip to Maki Apartments in Plavi Horizonti, Montenegro. Let's dive in, shall we?
Day 1: Arrival & Initial Panic (and the most beautiful view I may ever see, ever.)
- 14:00 (ish): Land in Tivat Airport. Okay, confession time: I'm terrible at packing. My suitcase looks like someone threw a wardrobe malfunction at a hurricane party. But hey, at least I found my sunglasses, which is a win, right? The airport itself is tiny and charming. And the air?! Oh my god, the air. It's like breathing in pure, unadulterated happiness.
- 15:00: Taxi ride to Maki Apartments. The drive is pure "holy crap, is this real?" territory. Mountains that look like they were sculpted by gods, the shimmering Adriatic… My jaw is permanently dropped.
- 15:30 - 16:00: Check-in. Ah, the initial apartment inspection. Always a nail-biter. Did I book the right place? Is the air conditioning going to work? Luckily, the Maki Apartments are surprisingly nice. Clean, bright, that view. OMG, that. VIEW. Seriously, I could live in that balcony overlooking Plavi Horizonti bay, forever.
- 16:00 - 17:00: Apartment unpacking. I swear, this is a sport in itself. Finding everything, making a mental map of the new space. But the view? It kept grabbing my attention. Every five seconds, I'd stop and moan "This is unbelievable."
- 17:00 - 18:00: Plavi Horizonti Beach Exploration - First swim! Sand in the toes, salty kisses from the waves. The water is crystal clear. Now, I am a bit of a wuss when it comes to cold water, but I had to get in. The initial shock was quickly replaced by a feeling of pure, unadulterated bliss. Found some cool seashells, almost stepped on a grumpy crab. All good!
- 18:00 - 20:00: Sunset drinks on the balcony. The local beer is called "Nikšićko". It's cold, it's crisp. It's the perfect accompaniment to the most glorious sunset I've ever witnessed. I might have shed a tear or two. Don't judge me.
- 20:00: Dinner at the apartment. Pasta with pesto, because I didn't feel motivated enough to leave the apartment and I had all the ingredients. It's a bit too much pesto tbh. Still, eaten on the balcony, with the stars starting to twinkle, it was perfection.
Day 2: Budva, Beauty, and Beachside Chaos
- 9:00 - 10:00: Wake up, coffee, and that blasted view again… seriously can't get enough.
- 10:00 - 11:00: Drive to Budva. The drive is beautiful in its own right, along winding cliffs. I swear, every turn reveals a new vista, something Instagram-worthy. This is a dangerous country for my phone's memory!
- 11:00 - 14:00: Budva Old Town. Cobblestone streets, ancient walls, shops with way more expensive dresses. It's beautiful, but also packed. Dodging selfie sticks and trying not to get run over by a scooter. I find a quiet little gelato shop. The pistachio flavor quite literally saved my sanity. I buy a few souvenirs, including a slightly questionable painting of the Old Town. (I was clearly influenced by the afternoon heat)
- 14:00 - 15:00: Lunch at a seaside restaurant in Budva. I order seafood. Huge mistake. The octopus was rubbery, and I might need a nap.
- 15:00 - 18:00: Beach time! (I needed to redeem my beach experience after the Budva mess). I found a quieter beach outside of Budva. The water is clear, the sun is shining. I spent about 3 hours doing nothing but reading, swimming, and occasionally yelling at the waves who were trying to steal my towel.
- 18:00 - 19:00: Head back to the apartment. Traffic. And the car AC isn't working very well. I almost died of heat.
- 19:00 - 20:00: Shower and change. I'm pretty sure I've never felt so sandy in my life.
- 20:00: Dinner at a restaurant in Plavi Horizonti. This one's right on the beach. Actually, I love it. Grilled fish cooked to perfection, the sound of waves, good company… pure magic.
- 22:00: Bedtime. This is it. I hope I sleep well.
Day 3: The Day I Fell In Love With Kotor (And Almost Fell Off a Cliff) – A Day Dedicated to the Bay
- 9:00: Breakfast on the balcony: yogurt, fruit, and coffee. God, it's nice to be here.
- 10:00: Today is Kotor Day! The drive to Kotor is absolutely insane, in the best way. The fjord is stunning. Sheer cliffs plunge into the deep blue. I am truly in awe (and a little terrified of the drop).
- 11:00 - 14:00: Old Town Kotor: The most amazing place ever. Ancient city walls, winding alleyways, churches with bells, and 1,350 steps up to the fortress. Let's be honest. I am not strong enough. I only made it about halfway before my lungs started screaming for mercy. But the view from up there was breathtaking. I found a cat and had a bonding moment. One of those little memories that will linger forever.
- 14:00 - 15:00: Lunch in Kotor. Found a little restaurant at the waterfront. Delicious seafood and surprisingly good local wine.
- 15:00 - 17:00: Kayaking in the bay. This was meant to be a relaxing experience, but the wind had other plans. I almost capsized a couple of times. Let's just say I didn't look as graceful as the glossy brochure promised. My arms are currently screaming. It was still incredible, though.
- 17:00 - 18:00: Drive back to Maki. After the drive yesterday, this time I was prepared to be in traffic.
- 19:00: Dinner. Tried to cook, but the pasta was a disaster. Ended up eating the pesto with some bread. I'm a simple woman, and easy to please.
- 21:00: Watching stars on the balcony. Pure serenity. Maybe I will attempt to write a travel journal…
Day 4: Lazy Day & Farewell Dinner
- 9:00: Wake up late. No alarms. Total bliss.
- 10:00: Another perfect breakfast on the balcony.
- 11:00 - 15:00: A full beach day. The perfect escape.
- 15:00: Packing. It's even worse than before.
- 19:00: Farewell dinner. Trying a local restaurant. Another chance to eat well.
- 22:00: Packing. I realize I am still missing something to wear tonight .
- 23:00: Sleeping!
Day 5: Departure and the bittersweet goodbye
- 9:00: Last Breakfast. Last view.
- 10:00: Final check-out. Say goodbye.
- 11:00: Leaving the airport.
- 12:00: Departing from Tivat. "I'll be back," I whisper as the plane takes off.
So, that's it. My imperfect, messy, and utterly wonderful trip to Maki Apartments. The memories… the sun… the almost-disaster food… it was all worth it. And yes, I definitely plan to return. This place stole a piece of my heart, and I can't wait to go back and find it again.
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